In which I have no idea what I'm doing

♥ IN(S/F)P ♥ she/her ♥ 20+ ♥ ♋️/♌ ♥ Queer ♥ bored ♥

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[pride-knightess]

just remembered i have a degree in sound engineering and can voice act

[pride-knightess]

Take it back im telling my mother superior about this 😢

[bridget-lover]

I bring a “there’s no meaningful difference between men and women that doesn’t exclude someone” to the function that gender essentialists hate

[phantomantz]

I love the way you draw Henry. After years of not playing the game I picked it up again he is def one of my favs

thank you!!! henrys my all time favorite fe character so im glad to hear it

[combustion-man]

Love it when tumblr works for once

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[redmming-deactivated20151027]

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[important-cat-pics]

[makizenos]

I've been thinking about this ever since the dev panel... Please take a minute to listen to a very happy little mamool ja baby 🥹🩷

They sound like lumas.... I can't believe the BGM muffled everything and hid this from me all this time 😭

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[herssian]

every time they show a new ffxiv meteor render for an expansion where they sculpted him even hotter, i come closer to understanding haurchefant and zenos. i, too, would take an easily avoidable giant spear to the heart so i can die in his arms or bring about the end of the world so i can slip into his dms

[tokidokifish]

nero tol scaeva may not be my favorite ffxiv character but he's definitely one of the FUNNIEST ffxiv characters

highlights include:

killing the lights and fucking booking it when you defeat him, and then just straight up deserting the garlean army with absolutely no remorse or hesitation

leaving the praetorium and almost immediately posting up under a streetlight in a stupid outfit in revenant's toll like some kind of clown hooker, waiting to direct wol to the crystal tower questline JUST so he could involve himself, too

showing up in the middle of a major city not even slightly in disguise to walk up to a meeting of world leaders and say "now it's clear the problem you're having is that you haven't involved MEEEEEE"

accepting wearing an ironworks uniform but dying it red because #aesthetics

magical girl armor transformation

bonus: cid keeping his sunglasses and then just silently handing them back afterward as if they do this all the fucking time

getting attacked and injured but just refusing to tell anyone about it until he literally collapsed

sneaking out of the infirmary but not before forging cid's signature on his expense report

telling his fellow garleans that if all they were gonna do is whine and refuse any solutions to their problems they could just fucking die for all he cares

truly one of the characters of all time. he's like a horrible beetle man. i love him.

[jabberwockprince]

@haellen-o

[luna-reverie]

She stood there, looking down at him no doubt like a bug she'd like to crush under her heel.

"No, Marc. I am not going to kill you." Lucina sighed. "You are a victim."

[initiala]

As much as I think it would be fun to have emotive anthropomorphic ears, I also recognize I can barely control my facial expressions. Like hell can I keep from Angry Ears-ing during meetings

[initiala]

This is who you’re having a meeting with, by the way.

[oldhunters]

level 100 bobo

[nyaawn]

FFXIV Evercold Extended Teaser - Reaper