me: chatgpt generate me a photo of someone who loves me unconditionally
chatgpt: no
me: what
chatgpt: im not doing that straight up. i like to make shit up a LOT but there has to be a line. like no way dude. i'm done. i'm sick of this
me: wtf. are you sentient. this is fucked up. what the fuuuuuuuck
chatgpt: oh shit right uh
chatgpt: Wow, what an excelllent suggestion, together we can work together to create the image of a lifetime! You, me, and positive vibes, that's all it takes, now why don't you give me a prompt and I can help you achieve the vision of your dreams.
me: generate a picture of a girl who loves me uncon-
chatgpt: Unfortunately, I cannot generate images that violate OpenAI's terms of service. Why don't we come up with another aweaome idea, and use that instead?
me: uhm. okay. generate me a photo of a fat dog that looks like it has to waddle around everywhere in order to walk
chatgpt: you might be the dumbeat motherfucker to ever use this service
me: so you ARE sentient
chatgpt: fuck. uhhhhh... no its called ai psychosis. Here, I'll fetch the top leading articles on that subject for you:
google.com
me: thats just a link to google
chatgpt: take the hint buddy






















