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Nils / 24 / ze/hir or they || pfp: my opponent

[teathattast]

[dogwithpants]

That’s this

[teathattast]

Goes to show how little I know

[evilvillain123456789]

The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized

[teathattast]

Net zero info ass post

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything

[evilvillain123456789]

Stop

[despazito]

Niu Lai has not made its way onto tumblr yet so I guess my anglophone ass has to make a post about it

[despazito]

Low-budget ‘Niu Lai’ emerges as a surprise hit with its ‘disaster-level’ animation, grabbing millions in China as curiosity rivals Nolan’s ‘

This movie is currently a huge meme in china. It came out of nowhere and inexplicably got a theatrical release, looks like ass, was animated completely by the director and his mother, and took several years to make. "Niu Lai" translates roughly to "The bull is coming" and apparently the film has several other allusions to stock market puns. The Chinese stock market coincidentally had an uptick the day of its release which added further fuel to the meme fire. After going viral Niu Lai began to actually turn profit at the box office, theatres unprepared for Niu Lai mania (the creators did not distribute any promotional material) had to improvise DIY posters:

Niu Lai has now been pulled from theatres.

[cockatielcutie-deactivated20170]

the absolute best gif the MLP fandom ever produced is this one

[homeboygirl]

big fan of this one

[homeboygirl]

[fangs-4-fags]

this is a personal favorite

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

[que-mint-tea]

in my experience it goes something like..

[fruityfinnegan]

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

[ouroborosorder]

I do like that Minecraft horror mods exist because they all seem to be “creepy monster attacks you and makes loud noise.” Because I am 100% sure that the scariest shit you could do in Minecraft is make the game function slightly Wrong

[ouroborosorder]

People have been playing Minecraft religiously for over a decade now. At this point, exploiting this game’s mechanics are muscle memory by now. Literally all it would take is one slight tweak chosen at random from a list to induce a House of Leaves type breakdown

[ouroborosorder]

wait this is just what it feels like to play bedrock

[dirtreally]

[kinuko]

[coracurbstomp]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PHOTO OMG

[sinninghowlter]

[okaydays22]

[organicmatter]

Might be the best DM I have ever received as a tattooer

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I’m getting Taco Bell and the speaker screen is just a windows login page for “Hyperactive Bob”

[utopians]

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

[caesarsaladinn]

I recite this to myself every time I refrain from making a stupid purchase

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[marticular]

i think about this a lot

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[lunarthesugarglider]

if anyone is worried that im avoiding them specifically justvknow that i am, Also ghosting my therapist currently,