slav: alright hunk, please introduce your character!
hunk: okay. i, uh, put a lot of work into this (lance coughs) so i hope you guys enjoy it. my character is a rogue, who had a demon sealed inside him when he was a baby. because of this demon, he was ostracized by the village he lived in, but instead of becoming bitter about it, my rouge decided to rise above it all and become someone his people would have to be proud of. he’s made it a goal to be kind to every person he encounters, and has even befriended his enemies. while it’s true he isn’t the sneakiest of rouges, his heart is in the right place and that’s what ultimately matters. his name is hunkuto.
slav: excellent! now, lance, please-
pidge: wait, what? this is literally. this is literally just naruto.
hunk: no, his name is hunkuto i just said that
pidge: are you shitting me right now? naruto? fucking naruto? please take this seriously i refuse to play dnd if you’re gonna be ninja roleplaying the entire time.
hunk: okay, first of all, naruto is serious. i don’t joke about naruto. and second of all, i put a lot of work into hunkuto, and as your friend i’m hurt that you would accuse me of messing around. please respect hunkuto like you would respect me.
pidge: … fine.
slav: hunkuto sounds like a fascinating character, hunk! i’m excited to see how he fares in our campaign. now, lance, who will you be playing?
lance: my character’s name is lansuke
