Oh No I Dont Really Use This Anymore

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the,

[kougie]

One of my favorite tumblr ads so far

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[cuteington]

no that’s depression cherry

[geopsych]

When the moon won’t give up the day.

[kylos]

Marriage Story (2019) dir. Noah Baumbach

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Love car

[skeppsbrott]

So this has been stuck in my head ever since I heard it three days ago.

[toastoat]

this is the polar opposite of Everybody Knows Shits Fucked

[bebeocho]

i didn’t know this til i looked up the video on youtube, but this dude is a super cool and accomplished musician! his name is Rushad Eggleston–wikipedia describes him as “an innovative musician who has changed the way the cello is played,“ but according to his personal website he’s a “cello goblin & otherworldly jester currently touring earth” 

[dangerously-human]

This is a man who knows what he’s about.

[cuteington]

this man came and performed at my middle school for my brother’s orchestra class and instead of swear words he kept saying “jick” and he sang a song called evil mouse lord and a song about his dad having a mid life crisis that went “where the jick did bob go? Bob jumped over the fence!” i think he was asked to not come back but it was an experience my brother will never forget

[aubrey-plaza]

Dutch police arrested a bird for its involvement in a store robbery and they put the bird in a cell with bread and water and when the news reported the story, they put a black bar over the bird’s eyes to protect its identity and I promise I’m not making this shit up:

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[whitegirlsaintshit]

i the snail.

[omgs]

everybody here is perfect

[mamaduafe]

I have never seen a happier snail omg

[ti0mumu]

Life imitates art

[gorps]

i’ve finally forgotten what these bookmarks lead to so its time to check

[gorps]

great news everyone

[nevver]

The Constellations of Summer, Kazu Saitou

[comradesaucegay]

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

[comradesaucegay]

and so it begins..

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i was not fucking ready for this photograph

[idogsoftspeaker]

sega i-dog, pink w/ hearts

[maggierogers]

ive been SAYING this but growing up gay is a traumatic experience in and of itself

[maggierogers]

like not that anyone asked BUT to expand on this but despite the obvious interactions with homophobia that every gay person is bound to encounter its just like…your family/even some close friends never ~truly~ know who you are or what you’re interested in because the Gay Experience is about protecting your identity/interests before everything else so by the time you grow up even your parents - no matter how accepting they think they are - have absolutely no inkling about who you really are as a person and thats just a super lonely and exhausting way to exist within a family or a social circle broe! 

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