Astraspiritmir

Lupin III fic blog! • ask box is OPEN! Fics are crossposted to Pepsi_Cola on AO3!

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Hello! I write Lupin III one shots AND head cannons!

•I write for Lupin, Jigen, Goemon, Zenigata, Fujiko and Yata!

•I do NOT write NSFW, please do not ask for it.

•All fics will have gender neutral pronouns unless others are asked for :)!

•Fics are cross posted here! Support on either platform is appreciated! archiveofourown.org Pepsi_Cola

•and most importantly! My ask box is always open <3!

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IM BACK BABY!!

College has been kicking my ass and I lost the password for this account for like EVER but im back !! I'm hoping to get a fic or two out by the end of this month :))) I hope you've all been well! I miss writing for yall :)

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hi, do you still write for Lupin the 3rd characters.

AOUGH I JUST GOT ACCESS TO THIS TUMBLR AGAIN SORRY THIS IS SO LATE !!! But yes i do! Do you have anything in mind?

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hi!! could a request a one shot where jigen takes care of a reader with carpal tunnel/wrist pain? love your blog and I’m so happy you’re back 💓

AAA I’m so glad you love my blog omG- and it’s good to be back !! Enjoy <3!!!

Jigen x reader w/ wrist pain!

Warnings: none! Enjoy some domestic Jigen <3

Jigen always knew whenever the pain in your carpal tunnel addled wrists and hands started acting up. At one point, you could swear it was like he could read your mind, or that he might even has some hyper-specific sixth sense for this exact situation. Or he’s on the same wavelength as you- or maybe he sees the future… Whatever is it, his attention to the most minor and minute changes in your attitude was almost inhuman and somewhat freaky at times. There were times he knew even before the pain began to set in, and he would pull you away, willingly or not, from whatever it is you’re working on at the time, your compression gloves and ice packs in hand, ready to take care of you and ease you pain.

Much like today.

The gunman had just caught you overworking yourself over some research, hunched over your desk and trying to push through the constant and unrelenting pain that emanates from both your wrists. Each and every little motion and action, every letter typed and word written sends sharp and aching pain up your arms, your shoulders tingling from the pain. And Jigen absolutely hated, no, despised seeing you like this.

“Alright darlin’, that’s more than enough.” Jigen’s voice startled you out of your work as he walks up behind you, his rough hands resting on your shoulders. With a gentle yet firm grasp, he massages your shoulders, slowly yet surely easing a good chunk of the tension from your tense muscles as a content groan slips from your lips. He must’ve been a masseuse at some point in his checkered past.. there’s no way he’s just this good at working out the tense knots in your shoulders for no reason. “Jigen- Lupin needs me to finish this.. I can’t just sto-” “Yes, you can. And you will.” His voice easily trumped yours, his gruff yet gentle tone cutting through the air as he shakes his head a tad. “Lupin’s oh so precious and beloved research can wait. Besides, if he needs it bad enough for you to work through and ignore your pain, he can do it himself.” His word is absolute law in times like this. Silently, he presents you two very familiar choices. Either go with him willingly and be carried bridal style with your dignity intact, or resist and get unceremoniously tossed over his shoulder like a sack of rice.

Today? You chose the later.

Much to his dismay.

“Jigen- I promise I’m fine! I just need to finish this research then I’ll rest, I swear.” You double down as you write down some insignificant detail, gently pushing one of Jigen’s hands off your shoulders with your free hand. But your protests fell upon deaf ears as Jigen’s taller form loomed over you from behind, one hand gently shutting your laptop, the other plucking your pen from your hand and tossing it to the desk where it clattered to a stop at the edge.

He didn’t even give you the time to protest more as he easily scooped you out of the chair and tossing you over his shoulder in one fluid motion. “Jigen! Hey! C’mon- hey! Put me down!” Your shouts fill the air as you hang partially upside down, your chest against his back as he shifted your weight a little. Once more your protests fall on deaf ears as Jigen’s hands hold you steady, one hand splayed against the small of your back and the other lightly grasping the back your thigh, his fingers gently digging into your leg. Your escape attempts are extinguished with his firm grasp, keeping you in his hands until he deems it’s time to set you down. “Ah ah ah. You did this to yourself.” Is all he says in a scolding tone as he carries you away from your cluttered desk. Your hands grasp at the back of Jigen’s jacket, sore and aching fingers curling into the familiar black fabric as he pats your back with a hidden smile.

Moments later, you’re suddenly, yet oh so gently, set on the couch in the safe house’s living room. On the coffee table lay your compression gloves and cold gel bead ice packs, all properly prepared for you. ‘Bastard. He planned this... Again.’ You think as he crouches in front of the couch, picking up your compression gloves before gently taking one of your hands in his own, his warm calloused hands tenderly holding your own. “Jigen, I can put my gloves on by myself.“ Yet as always, your protests met deaf ears. They should be good acquaintances by now, maybe even best friends at this point.

“Just shut up and let me take care of you.” Jigen replies, almost immediately without a hint of malice, easily shutting you up as he slips the glove over your hand, pulling it over your wrist all the way to the middle of your forearm. His touch is almost reverent as he holds your hand as if it were delicate china, and in his mind, you are. At least, in times like these. Minor adjustments were made, ensuring the seams of the glove sat comfortably against your skin without irritating you, checking that the glove was positioned properly around your wrists and other minor adjustments. He then gently massages your wrist, his thumbs expertly pressing against your sore hand. A soft, pained whine escaping you as the motions send a dull pain up your arm while the tense joint is worked out, but the ache is only momentary. The pain is instantaneously replaced by the cool sensation of a gel bead ice pack being rested over your wrist. The process is repeated with your other hand, Jigen’s gentle touch slowly but surely banishing the pain from your extremities with each practiced motion.

“There we go.” Jigen mutters to himself as he stands up, straightening out his clothes and dusting himself off a little. He watches as you lean back against the couch, practically sinking into the plush furniture as your pain seeps out of your body with every second that passes. You couldn’t see his eyes, but you could feel their intense gaze upon you, lingering on your hands as he plops down beside you, adjusting the ice packs so they sit flush against your gloves. The soothing chill seeps into your hands, quelling the pain. “Better?” Jigen asks simply, his voice momentarily shattering the silence between the two of you. There’s a light tease to his voice, playfully poking fun at you as he leans back against the couch, his arm lazily draping over your shoulders as he speaks. “Better..” You repeat, shifting slightly to tuck yourself into his side. His heart soared as you did this, loving the way you fit beside him like a puzzle piece. It’s like the two of you were made for each other. He smiles faintly as he wraps his arm around you, pulling you closer against himself and pressing a kiss to the top of your head.

“Good.”

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WOW!! HELLLOOOO EVERYONE!!

Sorry I’ve been gone for so long- I had a lot of things going on in life AND I got logged out of this account for a while- but now I’m back!! So hello again!!

For my return, if y’all want anything specific from me, comment or drop a submission in my inbox and I’ll get to it when I can!!

Thank you for the love!!

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Hi! :) I was wondering. . .how would the gang's relationship be with a minor who's apart of the gang? Like would they act any different than they usually would around each other? Hope you have a great day !! :D

Minor!reader and the Lupgang!

All platonic/familial ofc, I hope you have a great day too!!

-they were wary of you at first.

-I mean, who wouldn’t be suspicious of a teenaged fella trying to join a world infamous gang of thieves?

-but after a while and some heist shenanigans, they accepted you as one of the group!

-but you don’t get celebratory alcohol.

-obviously.

-nor do you get any of their cigarettes.

-obviously.

-BUT they have soda and candy cigarettes for you so you can still have fun with them :)

-the whole gang is much more protective of you since you’re younger and less experienced than the rest of them

-occasionally they will make you stay at the closest safe house during particularly dangerous/high risk heists because they want you to be safe

-they remember all their younger days, back when they were just starting out as thieves, they’re glad that they get to be a part of yours but they also want to spare you from the harm that inevitably follows the path you chose

-they’re like,,, your criminal guardian angels

-bc most of them didn’t have another looking out for them when they started

-so they’re watching over you :]

-if you don’t have your license, Jigen will teach you how to drive!! You get an honorary drivers license when he’s done teaching you

-good luck with the stick shift. It’s a pain in the butt to learn how to drive with it and Jigen is…. an interesting teacher, let’s leave it at that. Better him than Lupin though-

-but once you get the hang of driving, you often get to be the get away driver

-everyone in the gang likes to ruffle your hair

-you can’t escape it

-no matter what, your hair is going to be ruffled at any and every chance the others get

-if you all end up in a safe house that has one bed, you get the bed all to yourself no matter what, they all insist on this sleeping arrangement

-the other four will sleep on the floor or couch and will not let you argue against it

-even if you fall asleep on the couch, you’ll wake up in the bed, all tucked in and comfy :)

-they’re found family to you, and it’s the same for them <3

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Valentine’s Day with the Lupgang and detectives!! <3

Lupin ♥︎

-he wakes you up by kissing you on the forehead and cheeks, laughing and giggling as he does

-once you wake up, he finally gives you a proper kiss on the lips while smiling

-the smiling kiss makes you laugh and he’s overjoyed to hear it, glad that he’s the one making you laugh this way

-surprise! Breakfast in bed! He’s very proud of himself for making you breakfast

-expect to be spoiled by him!! He definitely stole something just for you during the recent heist!!

-prepare for a grand onslaught of horribly cheesy and lame pick up lines, he’s trying to put the moves on you

-even though you’re already dating him

-each pick up line is punctuated by a kiss

-he almost always has his hands on you, either by holding hands, holding your waist, an arm around your shoulders

-he’s clingy, and Valentine’s Day just enhances it to the MAX.

-seriously, he’s going to be hanging on to you all day only separating from you when it’s required

-the day ends with candle lit dinner at one of the finest restaurants in whatever town or city you’re in with a bouquet of your favourite flowers as you share a fantastic meal together

Jigen ♥︎

-you wake to find the bed beside you empty, which is pretty unusual since Jigen usually likes to sleep in

-shuffling out of the bedroom with a blanket around your shoulders, you find him at the stove with an apron on as he makes you breakfast while humming a random tune

-it’s a relatively simple breakfast, but it’s one of the best tasting breakfasts you’ve ever had (“cooked with love” type beat)

-would let you steal his hat quite often because A) it’s Valentine’s Day, you get a free pass and B) he likes seeing you wear his hat

-he gets you a nice bouquet with pink and red flowers!! He also tucks one into his lapel/front pocket (wherever??? flowers go??? on suit jackets???)

-at one point in the day, the two of you Just Drive together for a while

-dancing in the kitchen to one of those Oldies love songs (probably ‘It’s Been A Long, Long Time’ by Harry James) as he cooks dinner for the two of you

-definitely offers you little tastes to see how the food is coming along as the meal progresses

-a simple and sweet candle lit dinner between the two of you while love songs play softly in the background as the two of you chat and eat

-the night ends with the two of you watching some goofy rom-com that Lupin found as you cuddle on the couch

Goemon ♥︎

-since he typically rises with the sun, Goemon absolutely makes breakfast for you. However, instead of the simple and quick breakfast he usually makes, this one is more extensive and thoughtful

-he tries to wake you up gently. For anyone else, it would be pretty hard to wake you up while being quiet while carrying a large tray of food and all that, but not for Goemon!

-he sits with you and eats breakfast with you :) he would probably let his silly side show as he steals a piece of food you were going for before doing the ‘here comes the airplane’ just to make you laugh

-hand picked bouquet of your favourite flowers. Neatly tied together with a pale blue ribbon :)

-would probably take you on a short hike to a clearing or to a small stream so the two of you can hang out together in nature without any disruptions

-oh he tried so SO SO HARD with the chocolate dipped strawberries. You see it in the fine details of the drizzled chocolate, but he was a little hasty when putting them in the fridge to cool so they’re a bit askew

-romantic walk in the park!!! As the sun begins to set!!!

-the day ends as the two of you watch the sunset from the hilltop and then you stay a little longer to stargaze

Fujiko ♥︎

-expect nothing but the best from her!! She’s going to spoil you. You cannot escape her.

-she wakes you up with breakfast in bed and insists on feeding you something, which is most likely going to be the chocolate dipped strawberries she made (Lupin tried to steal one, he got chased off with a wooden spoon by Fujiko)

-she wears a particularly strong and bright red lipstick on Valentine’s Day

-PURELY to kiss you all over your face and leave smudged lipstick marks peppered all over your skin

-then she would tease you about said lipstick marks.

-before adding moRE LIPSTICK MARKS!

-so basically you get attacked by her with kisses

-Lunch is going to be at a really nice restaurant, you have a table on the balcony so y’all can look out on the city as you share your meal :)

-she 100% gets you pure red roses and some of the GREATEST chocolate you’ve ever had. It’s probably from Belgium or Norway, you don’t know, but it’s GOOD.

-dinner is at a fancy place!! Like, the kind of restaurant that people eat at for really important events

-the day ends with the two of you curled up on the couch together, trying and failing to feed each other chocolate dipped strawberries as you laugh at the chocolate marks you’ve drawn on each others faces

Zenigata ♥︎

-surprise surprise! You two actually get the day off!! Congrats!

-he attempts to make you breakfast in bed, but the clattering in the kitchen wakes you. You get to see Zeni in a silly frilly apron combined with dorky oven mitts as he tries desperately to pull the cinnamon rolls out of the oven before they burn

-(they didn’t burn, only slightly over cooked due to his panic)

-if you tease him, he will turn bright red while he tries to explain that he didn’t mean to wake you and how he wanted to bring you breakfast in bed

-he definitely feels like the kind of guy who likes cheesy rom-coms, so you’d watch a handful of them together after Zenigata prepared a BUNCH of treats for the both of you

-DEFINITELY the kind of guy to get you one of those HUGE teddy bears you see in like… Costco

-AND flower bouquets and heart shaped boxes of chocolate

-basically the day is mostly full of him being his silly self while trying to spoil you with love and affection

-he gives you a single rose every so often throughout the day and you end up having a whole bouquet by the end of the day

-the day ends with you two cuddling in bed, with him being the big spoon obviously as he showers you with little kisses

Yata ♥︎

-he accidentally wakes you as he goes to make breakfast but as you lay there, pretending to be asleep, Yata kisses you on your temple before skedaddling out the door to the kitchen

-you end up following after him with a blanket wrapped around your shoulders, making him smile brightly at you when he sees you in the doorway

-he practically drags you back to bed once the food has been made so both of you can actually have breakfast in bed

-and so Yata can have some more cuddles as he pulls off his ulterior motives!! Tricking you into going back to sleep with him so you both can sleep in some more!!! A devious little detective for sure!!!!!

-chocolates and sweets galore.

-he’s got a BAADDD sweet tooth but you don’t really mind, “just makes you sweeter” is your go-to tease abt the sugary treats

-would take you to see a movie in theatres, pays for the popcorn and any other snacks you get before tossing a few kernels of popcorn at you while he laughs

-throw a few at him and he will try so hard to catch them in his mouth, and will give you the BIGGEST smile if he catches one

-home cooked dinner for SURE

-cooking dinner together in the kitchen !!!

-he tries eating stuff before it’s done, gently smack his hand away and he’ll hang off your shoulders claiming you’re ‘soooooo meaaaannn!!’ to him

-but then he peppers you in kisses while giggling

-the day ends with chocolate dipped strawberries, a movie and cuddling while Yata tries to steal whichever strawberry you have in your hand

Shut up they all make you breakfast I know- it just feels so right lmAO AKFHSK

Anyways, HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY <3

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Ohh great and powerful writer. I humbly ask for another nearsighted story, for I too, suffer the curse of requiring a pair of glasses. Though this time was wondering if it can be one with Jigen Disuke? I feel like it would be interesting sense he is a sharp shooter and probably has like 20/20.

Might write another one where you lose your glasses in the middle of a heist and then Zeni finds them bc I think that would be funny-

ANYWAYS fic time baby!

Jigen x reader

You prided yourself on being a good sharpshooter. Being able to hit your mark with great speed and accuracy was definitely one of your greatest strengths. But every great strength needs a great weakness. An Achilles’ heel. And for you? That was your thick glasses and your less than desirable vision.

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Standing in the middle of the living room was, unfortunately, a very normal and common thing for you. Your glasses had disappeared to who knows where and your search had stranded you in the living room, which was almost a minefield with all the gadgets, doodads and doohickeys that Lupin had been working on. All of which he had so graciously left on the living room floor, oblivious to the situation he set up for you. You turned slightly and saw a vague shape on the couch, recognising it to be Jigen as he napped away. You didn’t want to wake him, so you crossed your arms and kicked at the box on the floor. Unbeknownst to you, he was wide awake. Jigen watched you from the couch, not moving a muscle as he laid there. The situation at hand was funny as you muttered vague swears, cursing Lupin for leaving trinkets on the floor and cursing yourself for misplacing your glasses again.

You turned away from the couch, slowly sweeping your foot over the ground to find empty patches of carpet where you could safely step. As you turned, Jigen got up from the couch, walking up behind you to provide his assistance.

“Need some help?” Came a voice from behind you accompanied by a hand on your shoulder. The combination caught you off guard and you screamed, quickly throwing an elbow back into whoever was behind you before whipping yourself around to face your blurry enemy.

Jigen was crouched down near the floor, both arms wrapped around his stomach with a low groan, “you pack one hell of a punch there darlin’.” Jigen hissed, trying to catch his breath after you had oh so gracefully knocked the wind out of him. “Jigen! Oh my gosh I’m so sorry-“ he cut off your rambling apologies by holding up a hand. Your rambling apology stopped as he took a shaky breath in, “it’s ok, I scared you, I deserved it.” He stood up, leaning on your shoulder with a light chuckle as he looked down at you. “Would you like an escort to your room?” Jigen asked with a light wince, but smiled as he held out his arm for you. You were quick to hold onto his arm, sticking by his side and he laughed. “I’d rather not step on Lupin’s little gadgets and whatever else he has on the floor,” you muttered as Jigen led you out of the living room and towards your room, “he basically made a minefield!”

Luckily, both pairs of your glasses were on your desk, right where you had guessed they would be. You plopped yourself down into your chair, humming lightly in relief as you picked up your primary glasses. “These are your glasses??” The gunman asked in disbelief as he picked up your emergency back up glasses. Having never held your glasses or seen them up close, the thickness of the lenses and the power of your prescription was a huge surprise. “You can try them on if you’d like,” you suggested with a laugh, cleaning your primary glasses with the hem of your shirt. As you put on your glasses, you watched as Jigen tried yours on. And boy, you were so glad you were able to watch this unfold. He tipped his hat up enough so it wouldn’t get in the way before he put your glasses on. Immediately he was squinting through the lenses, eye brows furrowed as he looked towards you. “Well? How are they?” You asked and he frowned. “Your vision sucks.” He stated as he pulled off the glasses, rubbing his watery eyes for a moment, “those are going to give me a headache.” You took the glasses back, cleaning them slightly before tucking them into a case, “well excuuuuuse me Mister 20/20 Vision, not everyone has perfect eyesight like you do.” You teased with a grin as you placed the glasses case on your desk, watching as Jigen readjusted his hat.

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The gunman laughed as you swiped at the air above you, trying to snatch back your glasses. He dangled them above you, mere inches away from your hands as you kept trying. “Real mature,” you huffed, punching him in the arm as he grinned. “It’s a little funny,” he started before interrupting your next attempt with a kiss, “and it gets me kisses.” You snatched your glasses back from him as he kissed you, sticking your tongue out at him as he smiled. “Meanie, glasses thief,” your insults were cut short by another kiss, rolling your eyes playfully as Jigen chuckled, “you sneaky sneaky jerk!”

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May I politely ask for the lupin the gang and zenigata celebrating readers birthday?

One for all of them platonically,

And then maybe individually for their partners?

Celebrating your b-day with the lupgang and the inspectors!! :]

I’ll probably write one for them all platonically at a later date! I didn’t want this one getting any longer than it already was lmAO

LUPIN

-WILL GO ALL OUT!! It’s your special day and he’s going to spoil you

-Breakfast in bed! Makes the best kinds of food he can for you!! Although he did eat some of it while cooking- so if you’re missing a croissant or your strawberries are missing, he ate them

-croissant with chocolate, your favourite expensive tea that is usually reserved for special occasions, crepes with all your favourite fillings/toppings

-he 100% begged Goemon and Jigen to help make your breakfast. They gave in when he busted out The Puppy Dog Eyes.

-spoils you with his riches from heists

-buys you that super special something you had been eyeing for a while but never got it for whatever reason

-he wants to take you everywhere, just glad to be with you and probably takes you to a special place to show you the best view of the city you’re in or somewhere to see the landscape

-fancy dinner!! Zenigata is actually the server, Lupin ‘bribed’ him to help out on your special day :)

-he’s really really REALLY cheesy about it, pulls out your chair for you, jokes about the wine (“mhm.. I’m quite sure this is… *swirls wine and smells it* yup, this is wine!) because he wants to make you smile and laugh :)

JIGEN

-pretty chill about your bday

-but that’s what he WANTS you to think

-he actually wants to spoil you but doesn’t want to overwhelm you because y’know, he likes being mellow

-so you’ll get nice surprises throughout the day!

-‘simple’ breakfast in bed, he made you cinnamon rolls, fresh cut fruit and hand squeezed orange juice

-chocolates and roses :)

-y’all probably nap on the couch together !!! And it’s sweet !!! [[Fujiko took a picture of it, prepare to be teased by Lupin and Fujiko]]

-Jigen drives you everywhere on your bday, he’s your personal chauffeur

-he takes you out to a really fancy dinner and makes sure his tie matches your outfit

-but if you’d prefer a picnic or something, he will gladly get the food and take you to a park to have a picnic on the hill at sunset in your fancy clothes

-dancing!! on the grass together!!

GOEMON

-he makes the BEST breakfast in bed

-like MAN!!! This is a five star meal in your bed served by ‘the coolest samurai you know’ (he knows he’s the only samurai you know but he appreciates the sentiment)

-omurice, orange juice, grilled fish, miso soup and pickled radishes (if you don’t want the radishes, he will happily sit with you and eat them)

-museum date? Museum date.

-would mostly just follow you around in the museum, holding hands ofc, as he admires you rather than the history and art around him

-he definitely carves a little statue of your favourite animal with his zantetsuken

-which he is delighted to show you because he had been practicing to carve the perfect little figurine for you

-when the sun starts setting, he starts getting visibly excited because that means it’s dinner time!

-the two of you go on a quick lil hike, one you haven’t been on before

-you end up near a stunning waterfall and small pond where Goemon has a small dinner laid out on a picnic blanket with little lanterns to light the place up :)

-picnic dinner under the stars as he points out constellations and tells you the stories behind them all

FUJIKO

-literally the queen of planning when it comes to your birthday

-prepare to be spoiled and teased all day because there’s no escape from Fujiko’s plans for you

-wakes you up by throwing a pillow at you and pulling you out of bed to get the day started

-she will do your make up regardless of your gender. Heavy makeup? She’s got ya. Light makeup? You bet! You’re going to look STUNNING no matter what and it’s gonna be fantastic

-shopping spree [she paid for it by stealing some of Lupin’s heist money]

-she makes you try on outfits she puts together just for you and she made some SNAZZY outfits for you, like she tailored them all to your style and preferences

-after shopping and dropping off the spoils of your mall victory, she takes you on a motorcycle ride around the city and the outskirts of town

-Spa!!! Day!!! She’s gonna take you to this spa that’s low key unheard of BUT it’s one of the best spas that she knows

-wine and champagne over a fancy dinner and a show is how the night ends

ZENIGATA

-since he’s almost always awake before you, breakfast in bed was a breeze

-which is what he WANTED to say.

-buuuttttt he kinda burnt the toast… and the eggs, and the bacon- but he means well!!! He just got distracted and then panicked when the first try of toast caught on fire

-wants to be very gentlemanly for you!! Extra effort to open/hold doors for you, carrying your bag at work, pulling out chairs, the whole kit n kaboodle

-probably the kind of guy to make a show of it being your b-day!! Makes you wear the silly birthday hat and little streamer poppers!! You and Zeni will have confetti in your hair for days

-he makes sure you have a lighter workload at work so that you can have a more chill day :)

-tries to make your Cup Ramen fancier when he makes a snack for the two of you and draws a smiley face on the lid to make you smile

-leaves little snacks and a cute/silly note for you when he has to leave to do something

-the two of you go on a nice long drive when the end of the day nears. It’s simple, but it’s one of his favourite past times

YATA

-intended on making you breakfast in bed but forgot to get up early enough to do that. Instead, he’s still wrapped around you in bed as the big spoon, still snoozing away with you

-he leaves little post it notes all over the place for you to find, each has little hearts or smiley faces doodled into the corners

-gets you your fave flowers and plenty of chocolates, leaves them on your desk as a surprise at work

-can and WILL run around with you on his back to make you laugh

-[he did it at work, got lightly scolded but Zenigata thought it was sweet and funny]

-dancing!!! in the kitchen!!! while he makes you a birthday cake!!!

-you both may or may not have flour handprints all over each other (you do. You both do. So many silly hand prints.)

-he’s definitely not the kind of guy to be super fancy in general but he puts extra effort in to be a bit fancier for your b-day

-makes you lunch and dinner :) he makes a really cute bento box lunch and one of the best dinners you’ve ever had

-definitely got you a stuffed animal that reminded him of you!!

-at the end of the day, you both end up falling asleep on the couch together under a blanket as the TV continues to play some show or movie

[lupgangs-fiat]

The Lupgang and mistletoe (ft. Zeni and Yata)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Enjoy some silly mistletoe and kisses from the thieves and the inspectors :]

LUPIN

-he’s the one putting up mistletoe in your current safe house. Almost every single doorframe has the plant hanging from the doorframe with a little red ribbon tied in a bow

-he’s the kind of guy to have mistletoe in his pocket to get sneaky sneaky kisses from you by holding it over your head when you’re talking to him

-probably waits under the mistletoe to get a kiss from you (ends up getting little kisses from the rest of the gang before he gets to you)

-or he might just grab your hand and pull you to the mistletoe to get kisses as you laugh at his antics

-“OH BOY ITS SMOOCHING TIME!!”

-^^ this is his exact reaction whenever you’re under the mistletoe with him

JIGEN

-he never really cared for mistletoe, didn’t exactly see the point in it

-but when he finds himself stuck under the mistletoe with you? Boy oh boy he changed his tune, mistletoe quickly became one of his favourite plants

-after the rest of the gang saw how his attitude changed, one of them taped a bit of mistletoe to the brim of his hat while he was napping (he didn’t see it when he woke)

-which means he got PLENTY of kisses from you, he was confused at first but he wasn’t complaining

-anytime you’d walk up to talk to him, you couldn’t help but chuckle at the plant taped to his hat

-after every conversation, he got a kiss on the cheek or on the lips, and golly gee, he’s over the moon each and every time

GOEMON

-god forbid he gets stuck under the mistletoe with anyone, he already struggles with displays of affection

-he has cut down the mistletoe before when he was under it with the others, much to Lupin’s dismay. He doesn’t like having to replace the mistletoe

-but if he finds himself stuck under the mistletoe with you, he doesn’t cut it down

-be gentle with the samurai, he’s practically afraid of kisses

-give him a kiss on the cheek and he’s going to be blushing and clearing his throat, trying to act like he’s cool and chill

-a kiss on the lips? Oh he’s going to be a MESS, blushing, stuttering, the whole shebang

-(He finds himself lingering under or near the mistletoe when your near by, waiting for you to walk over)

FUJIKO

-very smug. Will tease you if you get caught under the mistletoe with her

-prepare for lipstick marks galore. You’re not getting out from under the mistletoe unscathed.

-she likes to pepper your face in kisses, which means smudged lipstick is EVERYWHERE

-probably would hold your waist and pull you close before dipping you as if you were dancing and kiss you as you laughed

-played dumb when you first found yourself under the mistletoe with her, “oh? What’s this? Why did Lupin tape plants to the doorframe?”

-you explain the tradition to her and she grins before giving you the most breathtaking and passionate kiss before walking away, “what a funny tradition! I like it!”

ZENIGATA

-the man is so focused on his work that he probably doesn’t even realise it’s the holidays

-so if he finds himself under the mistletoe, he’s going to be a little surprised

-he’s super formal. Like, he takes his hat off and gives you a little bow if you’re under the mistletoe with him

-(it’s because he’s nervous, be patient with him)

-but give him a kiss before he practically explodes at the thought of kissing you

-kiss on the cheek is good, he’ll get blushy and embarrassed

-kiss on the lips? Inspector.exe has stopped working, give him some time to process that

YATA

-confused at first, literally puppy-like under the mistletoe

-head tilted to the side and nose scrunched up as he tried to figure out who put the sprig of mistletoe there

-but he gets excited at the thought of kissing you, slightly bouncing on the balls of his feet as he smiles

-super excited to kiss you, tries not to show it, but he’s like a golden retriever and his energy is super obvious

-can and will pepper your face with kisses after the first kiss, he’s smiling and laughing as you laugh too

-would carry mistletoe in his pocket afterwards to get more kisses to be sneaky and silly

-wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off you when under the silly plant. It’s not in a weird or sexual way, he just likes holding hands or having his hands on your waist

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YALL IM LITERALLY SO SORRY FOR THE LACK OF FICS AND HCS-

I’ve been busy irl ;-; I got a job, got fired from that job, started a new semester of college, had a month and a half long job hunt, starting a NEW job this month and plenty of other things,,,

That being said- I’ll try and post some content soon! I have a bunch of scrap fics and WIPS in my notes so I’ll do something soon :]

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YUH another update thing- I’ve started a one shot book on wattpad! It’s for Monkie Kid, so if you have any LMK requests, click this snazzy little link and send them in!

Lego Monkie Kid Oneshots! - Info and Requests!

Read Info and Requests! from the story Lego Monkie Kid Oneshots! by arizonaminttea (Daisuke Tintin) with 3 reads. reque...

Ooo you wanna click the link so bad, ooooo

I’ll probably make another side blog here to post LMK one shots to- but yeah! And don’t worry, I’ll keep posting fics here too! Thanks for reading!

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Hiii there, thank you for the headcanons, I just finished my exam like half hour ago, and I really think your headcanons helped me relax, really really thanks :3

Of course!! I’m so glad I was able to help! I hope you did well on your exam! ^^

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Hii :D well...tomorrow I have like a really important exam, and even tho I've been studying from months, I can't help feeling anxious and kinda scared, so could I request some headcanons of the gang+ Zeni and Fujiko calming reader. Thank you :3

Hey hey! I hope you do well on your exam! Sending you all my best vibes! You’ve got this in the bag! No need to be scared, if you’ve been prepping for months, it’ll be a piece of cake! Lmk how it goes for you (/opt!!) Good luck!!!!

This one is rather short as I wanted to get them to you before your exam! I hope you enjoy them!

Lupgang, Fujiko & Zeni - how they calm you down

Warnings: none, just soft :)

-LUPIN!

•he’s a cuddle bug. Sees you stressing? Picks you up, tosses you on the bed and cuddles you. He’s a koala, clings to you and keeps you close until you calm down <3

•would bring you small snacks or a blanket, loves to bring warm drinks to you

•I can see him stealing whatever you’re working on/what’s stressing you out and hiding it in order to make you take a break to calm down and get some rest. Probably would hold it over your head to try and steal a kiss too-

-GOEMON!

•100% would just pick you up and pull you away from whatever was stressing you out. Like a mama cat grabbing it’s kitten by the scruff of the neck, that’s how you’re pulled away, but much gentler

•tea time!! Makes a special blend of stress and anxiety relief to help you calm down! Would chat softly to bring in the good vibes while the two of you are having tea <3

•meditation! He makes sure you’re both in the perfect environment to have the perfect meditation

-JIGEN!

•long drives in the Fiat with smooth jazz and the windows down, just cruising

•offers to take you to the shooting range, “helps calm the nerves” he claims and sticks to it. On rare occasions, he’ll let you use his prized and beloved Magnum

•couch naps! Usually sacred for him, but for you, he’ll make an acceptation. Would place his hat over your eyes to help you rest while tracing shapes on your skin <3

-ZENI!

•makes ramen for you :) and then!! Has a little ramen break with you!! Yo make sure you’re resting and actually eating!

•BEAR HUGS! He would pick you up and Just Hold You <3

•would offer to walk around the city with you to distract you from your anxiety, lets you talk it out/ramble to get everything off your chest

-FUJIKO!

•lit rally she has a whole self-care day planned out for you. Prepare for face masks, a bubble bath, those cucumber slices on your eyes and all the works, it’s Fujiko Spa Day and you’re her victim <3

•will do your nails and tell you about a heist she went on or the latest gossip of anyone and everyone

•motorcycle rides through the cities or the country, no matter where you are on the earth, she’ll find the Perfect Place to have a long drive with you

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YOOO not a fic but a small update- I’m sorry for the lack of fics recently! I do see the requests in my inbox and I will get to them! But I don’t really have the motivation for writing rn ^^;;

HOWEVER!! Keep dropping requests or ideas in my box :)!! I’ll make sure to get to all of them!

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You are SO SO SO awesome 👏 thank you so much for doing my lengthy asks and making this 4 eyed nerd feel all mushy inside 💜 if there is ever anything I can do to return the favor please let me know! Until then I shall respectfully stalk the blog for Lupin content lol

WAH I’m going to cry projectile tears at you /POS!!!! Your requests were so fun to write and you opened my little author monkey brain to many more ideas!!

Literally if you have more ideas n jazz, Imma need you to tape them to a rock and throw it through my window

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Alright I got one more request since you are so gracious and kind🥰, in addition to having death-hands I am also sooooo blind without my glasses! I’m talking nearsighted and far sighted there’s like a sweet spot of three inches in front of my face that is clear and the rest is just blobs of color. One time… i woke up on the couch and thought someone was sneaking out/in the house so I talked to a coat for about 2 minutes before I was like “why is this asshole being so quiet when I’m talking to them?!” And got close enough to realize … it was a hat and jacket on the banister… how about Lupin gang (again I love some samurai and Fujiko specifically) x fem reader with her very much needed glasses ?? Please and thank you 💜

WAH I loved this request so much omg you have no clue- It gave me such a good little idea for the last extra bit! I got carried away again with the length but again, I had so much fun writing this funny little fluffy story! Enjoy! <3

Warnings? BAHA NO! It’s all fluff baby WOOOO

Goemon x fem!reader

You were standing in the middle of the room, not daring to move from your spot. The search for your glasses had led you to the living room and now you were stuck. Everything was a blur to you, squinting didn’t help as you tried to continue your search. But the coffee table was your main, if not only, concern right now. Did you really want to slam your shins into the unforgiving shin-height wooden atrocity you called a table as you blindly made your way though the room? NO! You had done that too many times before to want to do it again, even if it hindered your search for your glasses. But then you saw him! Jigen! Standing next to the door, presumably about to leave on a quick grocery run for the gang.

“Jigen have you seen my glasses? I’ve been looking all over the place for them and I haven’t been able to find them.” You asks as you quickly walked over, fully believing that you were speaking to Jigen. After a few minutes, the rest of the gang heard you and had gathered behind you in the living room. They all had covered their mouths, trying to muffle their laughter as they watched you keep talking to the coat rack.

“Jigen? Hey Jigen, are you listening to me?” You asked, impatiently waving your hand in front of the brim of the hat. After some more silenced laughter, the real Jigen finally spoke up from behind you, “I’m back here, and I’ve been listening,” he said, scaring the soul out of you as you whipped around and pointed vaguely at him. “YOU! Oh you jerk!” You exclaimed as the rest of the crew finally laughed a loud, “it was the coat rack again wasn’t it?” The laughter only increased as you pouted before crossing your arms and glared at them. Fujiko got up from her spot, and you could see her blurry figure walk up to you before raising her hands. You raised your hands as well in a defensive pose, earning more laughter from her and the others. “I’ve got your glasses, don’t worry,” she explained as she gently placed your glasses on your face and brushing your hair from your eyes, restoring your sight and she smiled warmly at you. “Thank you! I’ve been looking for these!” You exclaimed as you adjusted your glasses before she kissed you on the forehead with a giggle. “Lupin had them, said he was using them for something.” She explained as the thief in question shrugged with a guilty smile. “Sorry babe! Forgot to mention it, I thought I would be done by the time you wake from your nap!” Lupin elaborated as you placed your hands on your hips and glared at him.

“Goemon, hold these for me will you?” You asked, taking off your glasses and folding them, holding them out to the samurai. He gingerly took your glasses, holding them as they watched you roll up your sleeves. “Oi Lupin,” Jigen spoke up, causing the thief to look over at him, “you’re gonna want to run.” His warning was simple but was more than enough to give him a heads up. But it was too late for him as you leapt at him, tackling him off the armrest of the couch. The others laughed as they watched you and Lupin wrestle on the floor, pinning him to the ground as Jigen and Fujiko cheered you on. “Gettem (y/n)!” Jigen exclaimed with a laugh, holding his hat as he tipped his head back with laughter.

Goemon gently but swiftly picked you up, holding you like a kid holds a cat and handed you your glasses. “Oooo you’re lucky Lupin- if my beloved sword swinging samurai wasn’t holding me back, ooo you’d be DONE for Lupin!” You said as you put your glasses back on. A faint blush had spread across Goemon’s face when you described him, one that you couldn’t see. Yet it was on full display for the others. “Your beloved samurai ey?” Lupin repeated as he sat up, a smug smile crossing his face. “Yes. My beautiful beloved samurai.” You nodded, crossing your arms and sticking your tongue out at Lupin. Goemon’s blush worsened as he cleared his throat, earning chuckles from the rest of the gang. “C’mon Goemon, let’s go,” you said as you crossed your arms over his and he chuckled softly, the sound bringing a smile to your face. “Alright, where to Captain?” He asked, resting his chin on your head. Pointing to the door, you patted his arm with a smile, “to the kitchen!” The other three laughed as they watched Goemon carry you out the door, experiencing a rare sight as Goemon looked back and stuck his tongue out at them.

—a little extra >;3€—

Now here’s a familiar situation. You were once more standing in the living room, arms crossed as you huffed lightly in annoyance. Goemon was passing by to get to the back door, intending to meditate but he paused in the doorway upon seeing you in the living room. “(Y/n)?” He asked as he walked in, watching you spin around to face him. “Oh! Goemon!” Without a moment’s hesitation, you practically threw yourself into his arms and he was quick to wrap his arms around your waist, “hey there Gogo.” You couldn’t see it, but his face flushed pink at the nickname and he cleared his throat before smiling a bit, “hello there cherry blossom.”

You gently grabbed his face, pulling him closer to yourself in an effort to see him better. He was confused to say the least as you more or less yanked him closer to you, squinting at him, or were you glaring at him? No no, definitely squinting. Goemon stayed quiet as he watched you opened your eyes fully before squinting at him then opened your eyes fully once more. There you go, he was in the sweet spot of your vision. The samurai’s face was fully in focus for you, staring back at you in confusion. “Hi Goemon,” you said simply with a soft chuckle. He stared at you for a moment before replying, “hello dove.” You couldn’t help but smile at the nickname, laughing as you gently patted Goemon’s face. He watched as you laughed, a warm smile crossing his face before he lifted a hand, gently holding the side of your face and pulling your attention back to him. “Goemon?” You asked simply before being cut off by a gentle kiss from the samurai, feeling him smile into the kiss. You were stunned to say the least before you rested your hands on his shoulders and kissed him back with a muffled laugh and a joyful smile.