lupus__stella

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AU where lilly and James takes care of baby harry and has access to modern technology such as a smartphone

James: here harry, type some words of wisdom

Harry: *on the phone* wild Ella enjoy such or wY unit with Owen Irwin sub just a bomb kiddos

Sirius: the baby has spoken

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Remus (to his juniors): when you're choosing your class schedule, you'll hear a voice say "take the 8am classes, you've been doing that for some time, how hard could it be?" that's the devil talking, shut him up immediately, it's not worth it

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hagrid: if you're cold, they're cold

hagrid: bring them inside >:(

harry: ...hagrid, that's a dragon

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Hagrid: did I f***ing stutter? Bring them inside

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Drunk Sirius: OMG look at you. Such a beauty

Remus (waiting for him to pass out) : yes honey, so are u

Sirius: omg look at your eyes. Look at your eyes omg. Look at your- you're not looking at your eyes

Remus: I ca-

Sirius (crying): you're not looking at your eyes. U don't love me

Remus: honey, you're drunk, u need to drink some water and sleep

Sirius: *continous crying*

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Sirius: u know what the best toast would be to give on Lilly and james' wedding?

Remus: what is it...

Sirius: imagine there is no alcohol near me, closest liquid to me is a bottle of hot sauce. I stand up, tap on the bottle for attention, chug the whole thing down, and then sit down

Remus: ...

Sirius: there, asserting dominance

Remus: babe, u need professional help

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Drarry headcannon

Ok imagine this, there are two lovers, Harry and Draco. Both of them know a language the other does not. Harry knows Parseltongue and Draco knows French. Both of them speak sweet nothings to each other in the respective languages, but the other doesn't understand what their lover is talking about. So secretly, both of them learn the others language in their free time. After months of practice, one night, in bed together, with no planning at all, they whisper sweet nothings to each other in the other person's language. This surprises both of them, and no doubt, they had one of the best nights they've ever had.