Fairy Lust & Magical Alcohol

" Well, I guess I picked the wrong time to be a human being. "

[mrbeniciodeltoro]

[princesofdorne]

This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one.  Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.

[nightxd]

[rapidrationale]

Sleeping is so difficult when you have a world awake in your phone.

(via greatgriffin)

[rapidrationale]

May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.

(via greatgriffin)

[rapidrationale]

Everyone has a soft side. I spend too much time sitting on mine.

(via greatgriffin)

[rapidrationale]

One day you’re the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you’re toast.

(via greatgriffin)

[epic]

[lolthatsme]

[lazyraspberry]

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

[seawolph]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

everything you love is here

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[sandysny-blog]

[lustandalcohol-blog]

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[adayinthelifeofjake-deactivated]

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

[shortvideosandstuff]

[lustandalcohol-blog]

My heart's fucked. WBU ?