boysmell enjoyer

marie 23 dont follow me if youre annoying. art history major and bubonic plague enthusiast

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

[imfullabeans]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i keep getting this instagram ad for what i assume is a romantasy novel that begins w the phrase “imagine knowing your destiny in life…is to die” n it’s pissing me off SO BAD. everyone’s destiny in life is to die. that’s like. kind of the main one.

[cognitohazardous]

kung pow penis was invented by a particular blogger to annoy a particular reactionary chud, neither of whom are on the site anymore. and yet the tool, once so singular in its application, remains to serve future generations.

[courtesycalling]

Happy mušḫuššu monday everybody

(Photo credit: Osama Shukir Muhammed Amin FRCP(Glasg), CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons)

[heckyeahponyscans]

My childhood (1980s) unicorn postcard collection. I believe these were all by the same artist, Andy Mack / Aardvark Art.

[bee-sidebranch]

tiny dragon doodle

[elshrimp]

this has to go Anywhere. so into tumblr it goes

[trentreznorsbutthole]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[oathtoblood]

The Horned God motif across cultures

Top right: Indus Valley Civilization

Bottom left: Iron Age Celtic (La Tène Culture)

[dsunearthed]

ザクロの冷たいドリンク, 2008

[moonandtrees]

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"peaches close up" (2008), zechariah judy

[andreamoonlight143]

That damn punk lizard from that sporty furry movie that caught my attention.

TW: Slight suggestive ig

[pmamtraveller]

emma bloom’s (ella purnell) stunt boots in “miss peregrine’s home for peculiar children” (2016)

[frillylacylove]

♡ acute bra and flare shorts ♡