Voihan kehveli

Meno vitun Suomi, aina joskus

[peachebo]

Bow to The King

[what-even-is-thiss]

Our cats never attempt to escape or go outside. We yoinked them from out there. They know the struggle.

Out there they would be dodging cars and coyotes. In here they get free food and belly rubs. Fair trade for not being allowed to eat bees anymore.

[what-even-is-thiss]

One terrifying day I accidentally left a door open and when I remembered and ran back to close it they were both just staring at the door and they looked back at me like why is the portal to the badlands open? Close this immediately.

[quietwingsinthesky]

specific ship type i'm very fond of is 'the incest is the least worrying thing happening here'

[wrigglewormz]

Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[stemboards]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all stimboard 🌱

[blignick]

Weighing foster kittens..they understood the assignment..🐈🐾😍

[importantcatpics]

[wakaaniki1]

[meri-ny]

My prediction for chapter 6 (?

[drawloverlala]

Slime vs Slime Yay! finally finished this one! it's been on my wips for months! lol I just really wanted to play with the Spy vs Spy dynamic that they are meant to have :D The contents of the photoshoot that Tenna and Shuttah agreed on, I'll leave you to your imaginaton lol

Here's the Tenna's diary entries by the way! :

Dear TVDiary: Today Spammy and I played golf on the golf channel, I was initially planning for us to play mini golf in my TV time themed mini golf course (tm) but he insisted in playing "BIG GOLF" haha! And he was terrible at it! it was rather sad to see how he kept missing the ball for a while, but he kept trying and trying I couldn't help to feel jealous, if that was me I would be so glooby and microscopicaly small from embarrasemnt I really admire how persistent he is, I wish I was more like him…

Dear TVDiary: I feel like we've actually become real friends! I think after the day we played golf, he has started to drop the salesman act, and he's been acting more like… himself around me now. As it turns out he's got a bit of a vulgar sense of humor, curses constantly and is quick to anger, but maybe I'm weird because I find that pretty endearing and also… cute?

Dear Diary: I've been trying to get him to tell me his secret! but he just won't budge! I admit, maybe I've been a little too isnsitent, though I can't help myself I'm … a little desperate… haha! but I think he's exagerating! I mean hiring Shuttah to paparatzzi me? so he can black mail me into stopping asking him? who does he think he is?! but ha! little does he know I've been secretly recording him! hahah! one of this days I'll discover his secret! muahahaha!

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[pangur-and-grim]

she loves her yucky grandson SO much

[vnnypaws]

It was literally in the prophecy guys, didn't you see? you have to vote for him!

[boog-how]

congratulations.

[fucko]

[thememedaddy]