CanonKiller

Mongaro | they/it | 800yrs (-ish? sry I stopped celebrating n lost track) | "disrupting the canon" on purpose housing rebelling spiderkids n kissing my best friend, u know it replying on @mongaro

[luvmongaro]

Ey. You new here?

// Check out my info dump (with pictures) & find out who I am. Slight mature content warning

what's this blog about?

An archive full of me (universe hopping beast) just saying shit. Sometimes posts about me and my friends (cool ass spiderpeople) doing stupid shit, hanging out, and pissing the elite off on purpose. Anything not marked nsfw (#risqué🔞) should be appropriate for 16+ audiences but don't hold me to that and don't expose yourself if you're underage.

rules?

don't be a dick

don't be an entitled canon bootlicking karen

don't snitch to Miguel he hates my ass (it's mutual)

don't call the feds (spider society) on us

don't be a dick. If you feel thats beyond you js be quiet, watch, and learn. ok?

dni?

Pro-canon event 🙄... jk, i don't care about that shit. just be chill, it's never that serious. (except when it is, in which case you'll js get blocked. No hard feelings.)

Good to go?

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// all art and posts belong to @queerm0nger 🖤

[luvmongaro]

I'm hard. But also wet. But mostly hard.

[luvmongaro]

Touching Bibie rn

[luvmongaro]

Kinda love sitting w pookie on a concrete wall w our knees knocking and shit from time to time.

[luvmongaro]

Average Convo between Bie and I be like, "let's go out" and i'm like "no" and she's like "u hate me" and I'm like "no i just dont wanna go out" and he keeps going like "oh you hate me so bad" while i hear him collapse somewhere so im like "ya i'm so evil and wretched" and we keep going back and forth while not doing shit for 2 minutes... until she comes up behind me and hugs me and says "you hate me" and I say while kissing his temple "I hate you, now what do you want for dinner" and he says "i wanna eat out" so i get dressed and we go eat out. 🙂 (i am exactly where I want to be)

[queerm0nger]

happy 666 posts~ 😈🖤

[queerm0nger]

him have pretty hands,, 😢😢 that i'm. Normal about. hhahahaahahahahah yes normal hahahahahahahah. Because i am known to be normal about Bie's hands hahahaha. 😀

[luvmongaro]

*sighs dreamily*

[queerm0nger]

we up to some STUPID shitttttt (it's just rehearsal i'm never being let on stage ever) happy pride!!! bwahaha

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[luvmongaro]

I'm the type of cat that will start drooling when you pet me for too long and I'm purring and shit

[luvmongaro]

Sometimes maybe font sometimes maybe not...

in other news Bie smells rlly nice

[luvmongaro]

DO YOU HAVE A SUIT

Naw I'm too broke for that. I've got 3 tees and a dream 🥀

Either way the optimal suit for sum like me is a normal fit. I gotta blend in and pass off as some rando w good looks 👀

[luvmongaro]

Conservatives hate to see us coming #couplegoals

[queerm0nger]

i love my blorbos & their little quirky outlines 💋 they are so little... I love drawing them so little...

[luvmongaro]

look at us being cute n shit ❤️

[luvmongaro]

I own a lot of gold chokers/chokers with gold details on them. Bie likes to borrow them from time to time because they go well w his outfits. HOWEVER, he doesn't always tell me when he does, which leads to some very, VERY lovely surprises. I'm talking seeing him come out the room, all gorgeous and ready to go, neck bedazzled with one of my gold chains. Or when he's actually wearing it UNDERNEATH, and I find out when I get home and strip him for some loving like a kid on xmas morning. Watching my jewelry glint around his pretty throat while my hands go south and his mouth goes slack is so so very addicting. Bie knows that him wearing anything of mine gets me weak too, because I'm staring the whole fucking day. He looks so so fucking cute in my shit and he knows it. You'll catch me zoning out in broad daylight w him in my arms replaying us fucking in 4k in my mind because, um, how can I ever hope to be normal about him in these circumstances???

[luvmongaro]

🧑🏾‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏿

[luvmongaro]

Kill v Maim by Grimes is 🤌🏾🤌🏾

[luvmongaro]

It's rlly funny seeing squad's reaction when I pull out a brand of chips from a diff universe.

They're like "wtf are those" as I'm extending a pack of neon blue Flongles to them. And they're great too.