BiteYou

🖤Romanticizing, sexualizing, fetishizing, never apologizing ⛓️‍💥 Check pinned & navigation or go home . NSFW / SFW . multifandom . messy everything-freak blog . mainly vers!reader, gn!reader, amab!reader 18+ follows only . I don't believe in thoughtcrime, make more problematic art . asks, reblogs & sweet comments are my serotonin injection . spam like my blog, fill my inbox with notes <3

[queerm0nger]

BiteYou – Mon's (new) pinned post, MUST READ!!!

“ step inside my freak queerdom... I'll bite you until you admit you like it. ” >ᴗ<

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏CONTAINS DARK CONTENT. USERS UNDER 18, DNF & WATCH YOURSELVES.

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“ Mrrow. I'm Mongaro but you can call me Mon/Garo/Monger/queerm0nger. I use they/them/it/its/itself/he/him/this/that pronouns (no preference). I am in my early 20s & a Black genderqueer hobby artist that occasionally writes. I prefer the terms sinner/mutt/freak/thing/edgelord to be used for me. Otherwise either use BOTH binary terms with a slash (e.g. girl/boy, bro/sis, king/queen), or neutral terms only. Or a petname. Can't go wrong with those 🖤 my notifs are off for this app so I might take 10 years to get back at you. Woops. I ask that you keep any suspicions of who I may be — whether online or irl — to yourself. ”

——— ♠️ B4 u follow...

I will write what I want to read, which may range from fluffy slice of life queer-centric self-insert domestic bliss to hardcore graphic unhealthy selfcest somno noncon fantasies; filter tags and/or block if uncomfy. This applies to my art (though lower risk atm) & reblogs as well.

DO NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG IF YOU ARE UNDER 18. I'm not your dada/mama & I don't got a dni list but if I catch you engaging with my 18+ posts (which isn't ok with me), be prepared to never see any of my posts again because I will check, I will see, and I will block. I also just block very liberally so if ur vibes are off say bye bye.

English isn't my first language. This is also NOT a fic-only blog; expect reblogs of Black queer content, stances I agree with, or shameless fantasizing. You could say I'm... queermongering. (stagehand holds up sign that says "laugh")

——— ♥️ General Sorting Tags

{ #!! freak's inbox = asks. anon asks = #!! anonymons } { #!! mon on the mic = non-fanfic text posts } { #!! mon's scribbles = art gallery, doodles included } { #!! filthy⛓️🖤 = smut/nsft/18+ posts. } { #dead dove do not eat / #!! abysmal 🥩 = extreme dark content i try to tag accordingly. If you don't want to see such posts here, filtering this tag is recommended! } { #!! depressing⛈️ = content centered around mental illness } { #readercest = reader x reader & selfcest posts } { !! starring me = self-insert/selfshipping posts! } { #!! me likey 🤭 = reblogs } { #!! check this out = fanfics/headcanons by others } { #!! mon-tuals = mutuals (laugh. Laugh at my puns.) }

——— ♣️ Fanfic Sorting Tags

oneshot/twoshot/fics = >1k words (also in #⟢ over 1k)

ficlet/flufflet/smutlet = <1k words (also in #⟢ under 1k)

undercooked🥫 = unpolished or incomplete works for one reason or another (discontinued, lost interest, burnout, for fun) or works I'm not satisfied with. (#undercooked🥫)

bare-bones = blurbs, prompts, chatfics, crack fics, low effort works, the raw shit. Sometimes paired with undercooked tag. (#!! garo bare-bones)

headcanon dump = just a bunch of headcanons. That's it. (#headcanon dump)

fic toolbox = writing tips, phrases, useful character info, stuff to look at to help my writing. (#fic toolbox)

[puppythingnoms]

I want everyone to just universally know more nonbinary attraction terms, I need it so bad dawg.

Trixic, toric, enbian, diamoric, I just want enben love to be recognized, PLEASE!!!

At this point, I just feel like it’s my duty to use these terms as much as I can in my own life, I just need to expose as many people as I can to these terms, more people need to know.

Because, let me tell you, I die inside every time people use exclusively yuri or yaoi to describe relationships with a nonbinary person in it, or when people imply that being specifically attracted to a nonbinary person makes you a chaser, like, oh god no

[queerm0nger]

Bie... is just so very pretty. Does he know that? Of course, he knows he's gorgeous, look at how he carries himself, but... could he ever hope to know, how my chest tightens when we're sat together, shoulder to shoulder? Admiring how the shitty tv light hits his face? Staring at the rise and fall of his chest and how it stutters when he chuckles? DOES HE KNOW????? DOES HE KNOW HOW UNWELL HE MAKES ME. DOES HE KNOW I WOULD KILL TO PRESERVE THAT NORMALCY. UGH. 😫😫

[queerm0nger]

// cw: I need to have rough diamoric sex with Hobie

I gotta be sucking so good Hobie's eyes are rolling back in his head and he is looking at his own skull. I need to give it to him so good his teeth crack from clenching his jaw and his toes pop from curling them so hard. I gotta be so fucking nasty with it his head is thrashing and his knuckles are white from gripping the headboard and about to splinter the wood. As a matter of fact I need him to grip the sheets to tearing, claw my back to bleeding and moan until his throat is raw and dry from gasping and panting. I gotta be so thorough he's shaking. Thighs shaking abs clenching fingers trembling back arching eyes wet cheeks glistening voice breaking dick throbbing on my tongue, in my fist, in me, between my thighs, against my lower back, hand around his throat leg to his crotch while he humps, ass fluttering around my dick, shooting loads all over the sheets, all over my fist, all over my ass all over my face all over my tummy all over himself until nothing comes out and he's fucking GONE DEAD KNOCKED OUT flat on his stomach leaking and drooling with my arms around his torso and I'm holding him together while he comes down and stops seeing stars.

a/n: I'm cumming uughnn aaahhh aahhhhnnn aaghhhhh AAAAAAAA-

[queerm0nger]

BiteYou – dos & donts (18+)

“ what the title says~ please read carefully and mute/filter your tags according to this list if needed ! ”

[ pinned post | masterlist ]

💘I LOVE TO WRITE💘

queer!reader, gender neutral!reader, Black-coded!reader (I'm Black so it's not like I have any other ethnic/racial povs to write from), pet play, Reader who's in the wrong, pathetic!reader, vers!reader, switch!reader, gnc!male!reader, perverted!reader, unhinged!reader, queer centric fics, smut, domestic/toothrotting fluff, unconventional dynamics, unhealthy relationships, pining/yearning, Slice of life, canon divergence, reader with a dick/strap, porn with/without plot, porn with feelings

✅I DABBLE IN✅

oc x canon, crossover ships, aged-up characters, closeted reader, angst, reader w/ a vagina, suicidal themes, self harm, dubcon, noncon/con-noncon, anything-cest (selfcest included), Omorashi/watersports, age gaps past 20, dom/sub, anything that isn't a hard pass

❌ HARD PASS ❌

underage reader, underage sex, gendered dynamics, ddlg, scat, piss DRINKING, RPF, fem!reader

[queerm0nger]

Lightweight reader x Tipsy-ish Hobie at the gig afterparty making sure R don't throw up all over themself in the toilet... 😵‍💫

[queerm0nger]

After studying through repeated rough gay sex I have gathered that Bie sits at a steady rate of 3 mpt (moan per thrust) and 2 fpds ("fuck" per dick stroke). 🧐

[queerm0nger]

Some CloBie ☁️🎸 headcanons because it is that serious & I'm bored

Disclaimer: This is Advent Children!Cloud x Hobie. Also Hobie has 6 mins of screentime so a lot of my hcs for him are from large amounts of projecting mixed with my own personal interpretation of his punkness and personality and aren't based off canon/official sources. (I won't mind if you pretend they are thoughhh~ 🥰

A/n: i'm ngl i'm half asleep writing this but they give me serotonin and i need more immediately. Subject to editing I think...

Cloud & Hobie:

Both got enhanced physical abilities (Notably super strength. im so #normal about it)

Both fought government corruption/actively fighting against it

"Did your evil guy also try to destroy the planet?" "Part of the multiverse, but yeah"

Both contribute to their communities for a good cause (Cloud to Edge, Hobie to London)

Operate on emotional survival mode 99.99% of the time

Have iconic gravity defying hair silhouettes

Bottle shit up constantly (#angst but they'd cry it out together trust me bro)

Suck at taking care of themselves. But it cancels out because they're better at taking care of each other instead

Would lean on each other 😼 (literally and figuratively cuz height diff)

would share a shitty single mattress bed and sleep plastered together

Would kiss over an ale and feel warm and fuzzy the day after (secret morale boost hack)

Not a hc but they lowkey remind me of Crisis Core!Zakkura 🥺

Make me cry

Hobie:

would fangirl over Cloud's Fusion Sword (it is so fucking cool oh my god he would freak out over the inner workings and engineering of that goddamn thing)

Would make Cloud a web shooter and have an awesome time cackling his ass off as the other man learns how to use it

Would get along wonderfully with Barret holy shit. He would approve of their union so fast

Would help around Edge in general

Would've joined AVALANCHE in a heartbeat

Cloud:

Would show off his Materia spellcasting skills to impress Hobie

Would take Hobie Choco-back riding

Would def treat Hobie like a resting wall and rest his head on his chest... ugh *cryîngs in the club*

Would ask about all the decorations on Hobie's guitar and listen to him play forever if he could

Could genuinely doze off to the sound of Hobie's voice even though it simultaneously breathes life into him

[altocat]

Little details like these are why I love the Remake Trilogy. Say what you want. Blah blah plot ghosts. Blah blah "they changed things". That's all fair. But you can't look at it and tell me that it's not a giant love letter to the original. You can feel it. The devs are so passionate and creative about what they do and them adding these cute little references is just so incredibly wholesome.

[queerm0nger]

My Clobie wedding 😔 come back to me...

[queerm0nger]

had a dream Cloud and Hobie came up to me announcing their wedding and asked me to be their ring bearer. It skipped to the wedding and I woke up as they were giving them to me. WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY

[prokopetz]

Flavours of unreliable narrator:

Lying to the reader

Lying to themselves

Simply misinformed

Not paying attention

Has weird priorities

Assumed you knew

Hates you personally

Bad at communicating

Easily sidetracked

Will believe anything

Has weird prejudices

Just kind of dumb

[queerm0nger]

I seldomly feel like giving him a shirt. (ignore the face)

[queerm0nger]

Hobie with grillz... Bie wearing grillz, ones that have a set of fangs on them, mmmmmmnnnnnn FUCKKKK, FUCKING, UGHHHHHH 😩💕💕💕

I have to psych myself up to actually draw this but just know I HAVE BEEN VICIOUSLY OBSESSING OVER THIS regularly since you sent this in.

he would look. So good. I'm literally busting all over the place.

Silver grillz, gold grillz, iced out grillz, he would rock them ALL so good I can't evennnnn...

[queerm0nger]

Muzzles made of metal wire look so cool. That being said Bie could put me in one and blindfold me and collar me and I will trust him with my life and be the goodest bestest behaved mutt everrrrrr... °w°

[queerm0nger]

i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy i puppy

[queerm0nger]

Thrusting lazily and watching Hobie roll his hips down to meet my pace while he touches himself at the same time is so hnngghhhhh... I'm yanking him down on it. 🖤🤭

[queerm0nger]

Ok so this but while he gives me head. Ok? 🖤🤗