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[luvticon]

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[luvticon]

hi i won't be coming back here anytime soon due to anxiety but if anyone wants to rp, add me on discy !!!!!!!!! dm me and i'll send u my username

[luvticon]

officially going on hiatus because i can't seem to get my motivation back u_u that said i am going to try discy rp, if you don't have me on there yet ... DM ME IMMEDIATELY

[thervnaways]

"you've got to be kidding me." would it be wrong of him to assume that she did, in fact, have pretty privilege? probably not. but, and as ungrateful as it sounded, there was a downside to being conventionally attractive. though not quite customer service, being a nurse meant having to deal with patients on a daily basis, and she'd gotten used to people not paying attention to what she said because they only ever cared about how she looked. turns out, this extends to people she considered friends, too. "you're not even listening. you can't possibly think i'd agree that you're not charging enough. you SCAMMED me, yuri."

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🦔 ⋅ yuri turns his gaze downwards, as if regretting his own behaviour ... but to hope for his body to contain even an ounce of self-reflection would be naught but wishful thinking. yuri, as pathetic men often do, believed himself free of fault. more accurately, he had looked down because he'd gotten caught, and getting caught was embarrassing. it meant he'd have to brush up on his fake-listening skills. again. he looked back up, his gaze meeting katrina's. ❝ it wasn't exactly a scam, ❞ he assured her, because the first step to telling a believable lie was to believe it yourself. ❝ i did provide the service you wanted, no ?? and i was handsome doing it. therefore, ❞ he threw his hands in the air. ❝ no harm, no foul. rest assured, your money is going toward a good cause. i do wonder, though ... i mean -- although it was justified -- it was a pretty hefty sum. why on earth were you ready to pay up in the first place ?? i thought stem heads were the kind of people to think all that medium shit is quackery. ❞

[bronxseason]

far   and   few   between   did   jace   encounter   a   person   with   more   fragility   than   himself.   on   the   occasion   that   such   a   relationship   was   formulated,   he   somehow   felt   responsible   for   the   maintenance   of   said   fragility.   take   it   from   someone   gentle,   the   cruel   world   and   her   people   care   very   little   for   the   act   of   coddling   naivety.   jeongmin,   on   the   other   hand,   has   taken   to   harboring   what   little   light   he   does   discover.   enter,   this   new   friendship   with   bohee.   socially   savvy.   he   ponders   on   the   assignment   of   those   words   as   he   accepts   the   other's   hand.   was   he   ?   his   ineptitudes   must   be   well   hidden,   as all   he   can   consider   is   the   amount   of   drama   and   heartbreak   he's   been   through   even   as   of   recent,   along   with   the   appreciable   number   of   mens'   sweatshirts   he's   accumulated   despite   not   making   a   single   purchase.   these   details,   he   spares   the   girl   of.      ❝   hm…   well,   you   should   do   the   things   that   you   like   to   do   best.   ❞         the   recommendation   sounds   simple   —   of   course   it   does   —   coming   from   the   socially   savvy.   ❝   i   like   to   read,   so   i   go   to   the   library.   i   like   music,   so   i   go   to   concerts   or   performances.   and   then   i   just   meet   people   along   the   way   !   ❞   again,   it   sounds   over   simplified.   ❝   i   also   just   …   talk   to…   everyone   ?      ❞   the   opposite   of   selective,   he   realizes.   ❝   well   —   where   do   you   like   to   go,   usually   ?   ❞   

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🐣 ⋅ perhaps due to the distance she'd put between herself & others for so long, the slightest human touch always proved enough to send something of a jolt of excitement through bohee's nervous system. she'd first blamed the reaction on anxiety, then on desire ( in a particularly lucid moment, one might argue !! ), before settling on apprehension. she took to the feeling rather quickly, and soon became a true physical affection machine -- yet her lack of experience with men proved a fork in the road, an obstacle only jace had managed to dodge. she wasn't afraid of him. she trusted him with her life, even. him and his big puppy eyes. she felt so very enchanted by him -- by the mere fact that he didn't reject her touch -- that she felt like she would die, right then and now.

bohee had the bad habit of putting others on pedestals. when she loved, she loved far too deeply and uncritically ; in the same vein, she loved far too often. her friends found her naïve and saccharine. immature, foolish. and maybe she was all those things. when it came to boys, she did embody those traits to a fault. after some introspection, she'd reached the conclusion that she had nobody to blame but her own self for those shortcomings ; her mother had warned her, time and time again, of the dangers of relationships. yet bohee always wanted more. and to think that thirst came from one tv program !! her life, altered for better or for worse by one handsome man !! truly, she was hopeless !!

she tilted her head, her mouth in a slight pout, one of many gestures she'd picked up from her beloved dramas. surely, she thought, people will love me if i act like the female lead -- they're always a joy to watch, right ?? but where on earth was her male lead !? ❝ i tried going to an idol thing ... but the only boys there were with their girlfriends. or they were-- ❞ a short hesitation -- was she allowed to say that word ?? her voice suddenly shrunk to a whisper: ❝ g... ay. ❞ before shooting back up to its normal volume and cadence. ❝ which is fine !! of course, it's fine !! it's just -- you guys make it look so easyyyy !! i've been trying to find a boyfriend for so long. it's really embarrassing !! i'm just a little bit desperate. not enough to flirt with a taken man, you know ... but likeee, what kind of thing do you talk about, with people you only just met ?? isn't it awkward, when you don't know the other person at all, and they don't know your favourite idols or actors or singers ?? ❞

[luvticon]

replies coming soon !! just got back from the local weeb con lol

[luvticon]

⮩ open to : anyone !! ⮩ muse : hae yuri, 30, he / him. med school dropout, actually a totally real medium. ⮩ plot : yuri is a friend of a friend of y/m's, and he drastically overcharged said mutual friend for his services. y/m is fuming 😁 but yuri's fboy cortex takes over. someone please slap some sense into him !!

୧ ‧₊˚ 🦔 ⋅ like any good customer service worker, yuri listened absentmindedly to the other's complaints, nodding and acquiescing here and there. truth be told, he was too busy staring at their admittedly lovely features for his brain to register any of what they were saying ... or to come up with a sensible, intelligent answer ( though he'd never been known for sensibility and intelligence ). ❝ yeah ... i guess i did do all that, ❞ he said, chuckling reminiscently. ❝ part of the fee is for my good looks, you see. and, to be perfectly honest, i feel like i'm undercharging. ❞ he sounded too serious now. it wasn't a joke. ❝ you know about pretty privilege, though. do you never take advantage of it ?? ❞

[luvticon]

⮩ open to : anyone, esp those who do not fw hyperpop !! ⮩ muse : lee monroe, 25, they / them. hyperpop artist & obnoxious scene kid. they're right out of a 2009 time capsule ⮩ plot : they took y/m to a concert of theirs. it was awful. they just got back.

୧ ‧₊˚ 🦚 ⋅ ❝ soooo ... pretty cool, right !! ❞ they exclaimed, enthusiastic as ever. it seemed less like a question and more like a statement. a factual, scientifically-backed, peer-reviewed statement. even though ... ❝ that last track was, like, i'm trying new things !! i was inspired by that song you showed me the other day !! ❞ they reached for their friend's hands, and there was that faithful moment when they noticed that the light behind the other's eyes had died . ❝ are you ok ?? did you forget your happy pills again !? ❞

[kizsoflife]

[thisgusting]

"to myself ?? oh... — you cannot stop me from doing that !!" she, technically, could stop them, sure. but... would that be worth it ?? gian had no general idea how patient could miyool truly be. being a piece of work they are, they suspected she would give up half-way through, really. "well, no... — i don't want to shrink to do that," they don't want to enter her body in any other way, either. right ?? RIGHT ?? "i don't think things are awkward between us, you know ?? wh-... why would you think that, though ?? am i ?? the problem ??" most of the time, even gian themselves would say that, yes, they were the problem. perhaps having a motormouth was an issue. perhaps.

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🐋 ⋅ miyool wasn't excessively innocent -- or so she thought !! blindsided by gian's joke ( they couldn't possibly have been serious ), she figured she was the one with a dirty mind, that gian meant something else entirely, something inoffensive. she reasoned that, were she to comment any further, her carefully curated puritanical image would fade. thus, she focused solely on the sudden wave of doubt that seemed to overcome her friend : ❝ please don't worry about awkwardness, ❞ she said. ❝ as long as you don't become tiny, the only one who has to worry about putting their foot in their mouth is me !! ❞ memories of screaming in fear at her ex-boyfriend's smartphone rushed back, but miyool wouldn't bring that up, either. ❝ do people often complain about awkwardness when interacting with you ?? it seems to me like you're quite good at conversation. ❞

[thisgusting]

all she could do was sit in silence, being a good listener she always was. when a baddie tells bora something, she complies, without questioning it. however, once the little yap-session was over and done with, she couldn't help but gently weave her fingers through cece's hair. "mhmm... — soft. pretty." alright, cavewoman !! speak up !!

"i dunno... i feel like it's some kind of foreshadowing. i mean — she introduced you to some guy who is taken, right ?? what if she's planning on, you know... being a serial cheater, or something ?? unless... — yeah, no. she doesn't seem like the type to actually be loyal." neither was bora, or cece... for that matter. but, at least they were upfront about it, and working on fixing it, in some capacity, right ?? that should've counted !! yay, for self-improvement !! totally not caused by having feelings, not at all. that part was still too hard to understand and make peace with, unfortunately.

"did... did i miss you ?? ah, incredibly so..." and that was not a lie !! "i was just sittin', doing nothing at home, or... you know — working. there's not much going on, ever since i have stopped my hoe era..." well... that was also pretty much true. still, three days was a long enough time to start missing the other woman, whether she liked it, or not. not really a preferred set of feelings, to be... felt, but she'll digress. "can i play with your hair some more, though ?? it's soooo... nice..." bora felt like she was pushing the boundary of the intimacy a little bit too far, but... it truly never hurt to ask, right ?? "how 'bout you, though ?? did youuuu miss me, too ??"

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🦢 ⋅ in many ways, cece's body had always been a commodity. it had always served as a lure for gullible boys & girls alike, something to be admired and desired and loved -- unlike cece's actual self, flawed as she was. there was no reason, then, for her to blush at bora's comment, much less when she knew how soft her hair truly was ( she had spent the entire morning patting it herself ). yet she did, though it wasn't long before she allowed bora -- oh so generously -- to feel her hair again : ❝ sure, go ahead, ❞ she said. playing it cool !! but a large part of her uncharacteristic listlessness was due to her exasperation.

❝ of course i missed you. girl ... this shit was more painful than math homework, and i used to -- ❞ the tips of her ears went red now. you know what, cece koo ?? let's not go there. let's not revisit the past. ❝ -- nevermind. that's not the point. the point is, ❞ she emphasized each word more than the last. ❝ that guy was just like me !! bora !! oh god, i'm so cooked. no matter what i do, they're gonna keep pushing fugly men my way in hopes that i'll get married. like, why can't they at least find cute ones ?! do i really deserve a ugly husband ?! ❞ with the intensity of her emotions, she could have fallen to her knees !! instead, cece's shoulders simply dropped, and she made a deeply dejected face. ❝ i don't want none of that bullshit !! ❞

suddenly, her face regained its seriousness. maybe a little too quickly, as a matter of fact. ❝ bora. let's elope. ❞

[thisgusting]

"oh, i am sure they'd looooove it..." that's just the truth. "cas would just yap these people's ears off and enjoy every single fuckin' second of it... — never met anyone like that. i'd rather kick the bucket than be forced into a situation that requires my attention for longer than five minutes." in a way, that shit was impressive. that was also probably why they meshed together so nicely — well... for as long as foster could put up with them, at least. when it was getting too much, they'd just tell them to get the fuck out... kindly. that's the way they liked it. "why, out all the people, they came to your mind, specifically ?? y'all are friends now, or what ??"

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🪈 ⋅ friends ?! clara hardly believed in the concept of friendship. she had foster, wasn't that more than enough ?? cas didn't count, not yet, though their company wasn't as draining as others' -- clara's annoying coworker, for instance -- and they had a few interesting takes on art. but that wasn't quite enough to warrant calling them a friend. ❝ no, ❞ she simply replied. ❝ i thought of them because they're a mutual acquaintance, and they seem to be quite good at talking. clearly, neither of us possesses that skill. this is the most social i've been in weeks, to be frank, and we're talking about killing people. ❞ not exactly sympathetic. ❝ they're okay, though. not as annoying as they could be, i presume. ❞

[gifsbyval]

" it’s dark outside, and it’s raining. maybe you could stay ? just for tonight ? "

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ ☢️ ⋅ chibin had never feared authority. hierarchies meant nothing to him. it had gotten him fired from his old job, much to his own chagrin. but old habits die hard, and he found himself calling his next boss a dirty dog to his face as well. it followed, then, that he didn't hold seojun's family in high regard. seojun himself was the exception : chibin found his detachment from his family's values admirable. he quite liked seojun, in fact. enough so that the proposition caused him, who was always on guard, to visibly soften up, as if soothed by the mere concept of being wanted. he went so far as to ask, ❝ are you sure it's fine ?? ❞ as if he'd ever prized politeness. ❝ i don't wanna cause any trouble for you. i'd just feel like shit. also ... i've never been to a sleepover. i won't fucking know how to behave. ❞

[thisgusting]

"just a little bit of coins, maybe..." they'll play along !! why not ?? "i happen to be broke as hell at all times, so... — i feel like the only thing you will hear rattling around is... the walnut-sized thing called brain, inside my skull..." so not only were they jobless, but also not very smart ?? who could have seen that one coming... "you do raise a very good point here, though... — i feel like it would be the same with headaches, and... perhaps even all kinds of pains our body is fighting with," they continued, a nod soon following. "pickaxes... axes... a drill, hmm ??" a laugh. sincere one, for once !! they didn't have to pretend to be entertained this time around — what a relief. "do you think they're hiring ?? i feel like i would be soooo down to be shrunk down for this..."

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🐋 ⋅ ❝ oh, gian, don't be so mean, ❞ miyool giggled, making sure to cover her wide smile with her hands. her grandmother had long ago taught her that laughter should be controlled, that laughing out loud was unladylike. besides, miyool hardly wanted anybody to see her teeth, and her smile was rather unbecoming ; yes, hiding it was a wise choice. ❝ your brain isn't that small !! otherwise you wouldn't be able to come up with those things. ❞ how flattering !! on the other hand, perhaps miyool's taste in humour was not to be trusted. ❝ i do hope you don't want to shrink down to enter my body and mine my bit coins, though. wouldn't that make things so much more awkward between the both of us ?? ❞

[luvticon]

let's all report the criminals in the tags 😁

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🦢 ⋅ with her hair freshly trimmed, on top of her masterfully applied makeup -- hardly a surprise !! -- cece felt on top of the world, ready to avoid all manners of responsibility and whatever else came with adulthood. oh, how she loathed the ever growing expectations of life !! her father had, once more, arranged for her to meet with the son of a family friend. the two were visibly uninterested in each other ; cece figured, rightfully so, that the man had someone else in his life. and so did she, however hard she tried to push away anything resembling love. fleeting desire was more than enough to keep her satisfied. but when it came to bora ...

❝ do you like my new haiiiir ?? ❞ cece asked her friend, passing a hand through said hair to show off its silkiness. and by god, was it silky. ❝ girl ... my hair is the only good thing that came out of this weekend, lemme tell you !! my dad's new wife ... she's even worse than he was. she wants me out of the picture 'cause i'm a leech, obviously, and so is she -- so she's tryna get me a rich boyfriend, but like, literally ... these guys -- first of all, they're fugly. second, like ... why are you bringing me a guy who's got a girlfriend already ?? god, that was so embarrassing for all of us. ❞ she let out a loud, exasperated sigh. ❝ what did you end up doing ?? not missing me too much, i hope !! ❞ ... but still a little bit, right ?? || @thisgusting !!

[luvticon]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🐣 ⋅ for the first 3/4 of her life, bohee had been physically unable to approach others. she'd only just begun to build relationships with fellow humans -- imagine her surprise when she managed to befriend a guy !! it wasn't much of a feat, though, given that jace seemed to have hundreds of friends. she aspired to be just like him : friendly, approachable, funny ... but all she could be, at least then, was kang bohee. weird, silly kang bohee. she grabbed jace's hand ( a gesture she'd observed on many occasions, it seemed to be a foolproof way to indicate friendship and fondness !! ) with a large, bright smile on her face : ❝ i wanted to ask you something !! ❞ a pause, if only for a dramatic effect. ❝ where do you go to meet people ?? i really want to go on a date -- i mean, i'm 25, and i've never been on a date at all. and dating apps scare me, people on there just want to murder you. so i was wondering what socially savvy people do !! and that !! means you !! ❞ || ⮩ @bronxseason !!