˚₊‧꒰ა MAY THE GOALS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR
summary . . ৎ → in which BLUE LOCK PLAYERS are pulled into another kahoot game but with a twist! a few unexpected football prodigies from germany, france, and ... spain join the lobby!
જ⁀➴ content: kahoot au :: crackfic :: profanity :: no footballs were kicked during the making of this fic :: everyone is yelling
→ ISAGI STARTED THE CALL
→ RIN JOINED THE CALL
→ SHIDOU JOINED THE CALL
→ BACHIRA JOINED THE CALL
→ REO JOINED THE CALL
→ CHIGIRI JOINED THE CALL
→ BAROU JOINED THE CALL
→ GAGAMARU JOINED THE CALL
Bachira: SO WHEN ARE THEY JOINING???
Shidou: I'VE BEEN REFRESHING THE MEMBER LIST FOR LIKE A MINUTE 😭
Reo: Isagi, don't tell me you were lying about the guests.
Isagi: I literally invited them.
Barou: Tch. Hurry up.
Chigiri: You're more impatient than everyone else.
Barou: I just want to start.
Bachira: NAHHH I'M TRYNA SEE IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA SHOW UP.
Gagamaru: Do we know who's joining?
Isagi: You'll find out.
Reo: Watch nobody joins.
Bachira: DON'T SAY THAT—
→ LOKI JOINED THE CALL
Bachira: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
Reo: no fucking way 😭
Bachira: IS THAT ACTUALLY LOKI??
Loki: hello.
Shidou: LMFAO BRO SPAWNED IN LIKE IT'S FIRST PERIOD ATTENDANCE
Bachira: HELLO?????????
Reo: THAT'S ALL WE GET????
Loki: ...what?
Reo: idk man i expected fireworks
Bachira: OR A FRENCH SPEECH
Shidou: OR AT LEAST "what's up losers"
Loki: why would i say that
Shidou: BC ITS COOL????
Loki: no.
Reo: wow.
Bachira: he's actually like this LMAOOOO
Isagi: thanks for joining though
Loki: you said there'd be a football quiz. i figured i'd come embarrass everyone.
Bachira: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chigiri: THE CONFIDENCE???
Barou: tch.
Bachira: WAIT HOLD ON—WHY IS THE FASTEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD HERE FOR A QUIZ 😭😭
Barou: WHAT DOES RUNNING FAST HAVE TO DO WITH ANSWERING QUESTIONS YOU IDIOT
Bachira: IDK MAN MAYBE HE'LL REACH THE ANSWER FASTER???
Reo: THAT IS NOT HOW QUIZZES WORK
Loki: it isn't..being smarter than barou probably helps though.
Shidou: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Barou: SAY THAT AGAIN.
Loki: no need. you heard me the first time.
Bachira: NAHHHHHHH 😭😭😭
Reo: BAROU DON'T CRASH OUT YET WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED
Barou: WE'LL SEE WHO'S SMARTER.
Bachira: nahhhhh he kinda cooked you king
Barou: shut up before i mute you.
Bachira: YOU CAN'T MUTE ME YOU’RE NOT EVEN THE HOST LMAOOOOOO
→ HUGO JOINED THE CALL
Reo: WAIT HUGO'S HERE
Bachira: HUGOOOOO
Hugo: ...so this is the "casual Kahoot."
Isagi: ...yeah?
Hugo: Interesting definition of "casual."
Bachira: WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YELLING YET 😭
Barou: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM.
Shidou: TOO LATE I'VE BEEN SCREAMING THIS WHOLE TIME
Hugo: I can tell. Is it too late to leave?
Rin: yes.
Hugo: Loki, please tell me you're not actually taking this seriously.
Loki: I am. Why else would I join?
Hugo: ...It's a Kahoot.
Loki: Exactly.
Reo: nobody in this call is beating the unemployment allegations 😭
Barou: Says the guy checking crypto every five minutes.
Reo: HELLO????
Shidou: GET HIS ASS BAROU LMAOOOO
Bachira: WAIT WHY ARE WE BULLYING REO NOW 😭
Barou: Because he's annoying.
Reo: WHAT DID I EVEN DO??
Rin: Exist.
Reo: ??????
Bachira: RIN IS LITERALLY HATING JUST TO HATE NOW 😭
Isagi: You didn't even hesitate.
Rin: Didn't need to.
Hugo: I've been here for less than a minute and this is already worse than I expected.
Loki: Tell me about it...
→ CHARLES JOINED THE CALL
Shidou: CHARLES!!!
Charles: SHIDOUUUUU
Shidou: YOU ACTUALLY CAME LMAOOO
Charles: You invited me. I had to see this disaster for myself.
Shidou: THAT'S MY GOAT
Charles: I'm not even here to win.
Reo: ...oh?
Charles: I'm here to ragebait.
Bachira: OH I LIKE HIM ALREADY 😭
Charles: Wait...
Charles: Loki's here??
Loki: Unfortunately.
Charles: HUGO TOO???
Hugo: Somehow, yes.
Reo: We have Loki, Hugo, and Charles in one VC.
Shidou: ALRIGHT FRANCE VS JAPAN RIGHT NOW
Charles: Winner gets the Kahoot.
Isagi: ...that's literally not how Kahoot works.
Gagamaru: Wait, do I have to? I'm kinda eating chips.
Shidou: THE NATION NEEDS YOU.
Gagamaru: Can the nation wait like ten minutes?
Charles: NOOOO
Gagamaru: Damn.
Loki: France is ready.
Gagamaru: SEE?? THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT 😭 WHY IS HE ACTUALLY LOCKED IN
Bachira: gagamaru is somehow the most normal person in this call
Gagamaru: I just wanted to answer Kahoot questions, man.
→ NESS JOINED THE CALL
Ness: Good evening, everyone.
Reo: Hold on... you're from Bastard München.
Bachira: A BASTARD MÜNCHEN PLAYER ACTUALLY JOINED???
Shidou: Ohhhhhhhh.
Chigiri: If Ness is here then...
Reo: Don't say it.
Ness: Oh. Kaiser is joining too.
Reo: ...excuse me???
Barou: Tch.
Charles: NO WAY LMAOOO
Loki: This just became more interesting.
Isagi: Ness.
Ness: Yes?
Isagi: Why would you spoil that?
Ness: Spoil what?
Isagi: Kaiser joining.
Ness: ...Was I not supposed to say that?
Isagi: NO??
Barou: What kind of guest list is this?
Ness: I assumed everyone would appreciate the announcement.
Reo: THAT'S THE CRAZIEST PART 😭
Bachira: BRO REALLY THOUGHT WE'D ALL CHEER LMAOOOO
Ness: I mean... why wouldn't you?
→ KAISER JOINED THE CALL
Kaiser: Why is it so quiet?
Bachira: OH MY GOD.
Reo: HE'S ACTUALLY HERE 😭
Shidou: THE FINAL BOSS HAS ARRIVED
Kaiser: "Final boss." That's embarrassing.
Charles: LMAOOOO I KNEW HE'D HATE THAT
Isagi: Glad you could make it.
Kaiser: Are you?
Isagi: ...
Kaiser: You sound exhausted.
Isagi: I've been trying to manage this call for the last ten minutes...
Kaiser: Skill issue.
Bachira: OHHHHHHHH 😭
Reo: HE DIDN'T EVEN LET HIM BREATHE
Rin: Straight to it.
Ness: Kaiser!
Kaiser: Hello, Ness.
Ness: I told everyone you were joining.
Kaiser: Why?
Ness: I thought they'd be excited.
Kaiser: That was your first mistake.
Reo: 😭😭😭
Charles: HE DOESN'T EVEN GAS UP HIS OWN TEAMMATE
Bachira: NESS JUST TOOK THAT LMFAOOOO
Ness: It's fine. I should've expected that from Kaiser.
Kaiser: So this is the quiz?
Isagi: Yeah.
Kaiser: And you needed... this many people?
Isagi: It's supposed to be fun.
Kaiser: So no real reason.
Bachira: STOP COOKING THE HOST 😭
Isagi: Anyway... we're still waiting on one more guest.
Charles: WAIT THERE'S ANOTHER ONE???
Bachira: I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
Hugo: There are more?
Loki: Unfortunately.
Isagi: Anyone wanna guess who it is?
Rin: No.
Isagi: You'll be happy when they join.
Rin: ...Why did you say it like that?
Bachira: uh oh.
Reo: WAIT...
Shidou: OH THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON THAT'D PISS RIN OFF THIS FAST LMAOOOO
→ SAE JOINED THE CALL
Shidou: SAE-CHANNNNNN!!!
Sae: Hmph.
Shidou: YOU ACTUALLY CAME LMAOOO
Rin: Kill me now.
Bachira: HE'S ALREADY MAD 😭
Reo: WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED THE QUIZ
Charles: New speedrun record.
Isagi: Glad you could make it.
Sae: You said there'd be football.
Isagi: There will be.
Sae: Good.
Rin: Can everyone stop acting like this is some huge event?
Sae: Sorry, Rin. Next time I'll decline.
Rin: That's not—
Sae: You're right. You'd complain either way.
Bachira: LMFAOOOOOO HE'S GETTING COOKED 😭
Rin: Nobody is getting cooked.
Shidou: BRO'S IN STAGE 1: DENIAL
Charles: Stage 2 loading...
Rin: There are no stages.
Sae: Stage 2.
Bachira: NO WAY HE JOINED IN 😭😭😭
Reo: SAE ACTUALLY COMMITTED TO THE BIT
Shidou: THAT'S MY GOAT
Rin: I hate all of you.
Charles: Stage 2 confirmed.
Bachira: STAGE 2 CONFIRMED
Reo: STAGE 2 CONFIRMED
Shidou: STAGE 2 CONFIRMED
Rin: CAN YOU ALL STOP REPEATING EVERYTHING?? I'M GOING TO MUTE EVERYONE.
Sae: Stage 3.
Bachira: IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG
Charles: PEAK ENTERTAINMENT
Shidou: HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY 😭
Rin: I'm leaving.
Isagi: No, you're not. Can we please focus for two seconds?
Shidou: no
Reo: no
Bachira: no 😭
Rin: No.
Sae: No.
Kaiser: Also no.
Isagi: ...Right. Thanks, everyone.
Isagi: The code is 456791—
Bachira: FOUR FIVE SIX SEVENNNNNNNN
Barou: OH MY GOD. IF I HAVE TO HEAR THAT STUPID STUFF ONE MORE TIME, I'M MUTING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
→ HOST CLICKS "START GAME"!
→ ISAGI HAS JOINED THE GAME (messi_is_me)
→ RIN HAS JOINED THE GAME (rin)
→ SHIDOU HAS JOINED THE GAME (HUGH MUNGUS)
→ BACHIRA HAS JOINED THE GAME (ben.d.over)
→ REO HAS JOINED THE GAME (richdaddyreal)
→ CHIGIRI HAS JOINED THE GAME (imagine losing)
→ BAROU HAS JOINED THE GAME (EMPEROR_OF_GOALS)
→ GAGAMARU HAS JOINED THE GAME (forestwifi_survivor)
→ LOKI HAS JOINED THE GAME (cantcatchmebro)
→ HUGO HAS JOINED THE GAME (whyamihereagain)
→ CHARLES HAS JOINED THE GAME (tax_evasion_jr)
→ NESS HAS JOINED THE GAME (kaisers_number1fan)
→ KAISER HAS JOINED THE GAME (THE KAISER)
→ SAE HAS JOINED THE GAME (favorite_son)
Bachira: WHY DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST 😭😭😭
Reo: We have tax evasion, identity issues, narcissism, and... whatever HUGH MUNGUS is.
Shidou: Hugh Mungus is a timeless classic.
Ness: Why is nobody talking about ben.d.over?
Bachira: THANK YOU FOR THE RECOGNITION 🫶
Rin: favorite_son.
Sae: Hi.
Rin: Change it.
Sae: No.
Rin: I hope your connection dies.
Bachira: WAIT Y’ALL KAISER’S USERNAME ACTUALLY GOES SO HARD??? KAISER LITERALLY MEANS EMPEROR SO HIS USERNAME IS BASICALLY JUST "THE EMPEROR"
Hugo: unfortunately that has insane aura
Ness: as expected.
Barou: tch.
Bachira: NO BAROU THIS IS SO FUNNY YOURS IS EMPEROR_OF_GOALS. HIS IS JUST THE EMPEROR 😭😭😭
Charles: emperor_of_goals123 was taken 😭
Barou: SHUT UP.
Hugo: it genuinely sounds like the username of a kid who spent 400 robux on a crown accessory.
Shidou: and his bio says "don't mess with me..." 💀💀💀
Rin: This is painful to listen to.
Bachira: AND THEN THIS GUY JUST SHOWS UP AS THE KAISER
Reo: Bro doesn't even need a username.
Charles: That's the account that bans you from the server.
Kaiser: Glad someone understands.
Barou: nobody understands.
Ness: as expected of kaiser.
Rin: stop glazing.
Ness: never.
→ HOST STARTS THE GAME
→ KAHOOT MUSIC STARTS BLASTING
Bachira: THIS IS A TODDLER QUESTION 😭
Chigiri: I'M CRYING THIS CAN'T BE REAL.
Hugo: Did Isagi make this for preschoolers?
Isagi: HEY.
Loki: Are the questions going to get harder?
Isagi: Yes.
Loki: Good.
Charles: WATCH SOMEONE STILL GET IT WRONG—
Barou: Tsk. Who would even get this wrong?
Reo: My little cousins could answer this.
Charles: My dog could answer this.
Hugo: Your dog watches football?
Charles: No, but he's probably more qualified than some people here.
Barou: Tch.
Rin: Why is this lobby already unbearable?
Sae: Because you're in it.
Rin: shut up.
Gagamaru: wait…does goalkeeper count
Isagi: ...
Bachira: NO.
Reo: Gagamaru.
Charles: PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T JUST ASK THAT.
Hugo: I'm begging you to say you're joking.
Gagamaru: What?? I'm just checking.
Rin: Checking what?
Barou: WHAT ELSE WOULD HE BE???
Bachira: he thinks the keeper is an optional purchase 😭😭😭
Charles: UNLOCK GOALKEEPER FOR $4.99—
Hugo: —GOALKEEPER SOLD SEPARATELY
Gagamaru: that's not what i meant
Isagi: THEN WHAT DID YOU MEAN 😭
Gagamaru: i don't know anymore
Shidou: HE FORGOT HIS OWN ARGUMENT 😭😭😭
Loki: the goalkeeper is, in fact, a player.
Bachira: THANK YOU LOKI
→ LEADERBOARD AFTER Q1:
🥇 1st - THE KAISER 🥈 2nd - favorite_son 🥉 3rd - cantcatchmebro 4th - messi_is_me 5th - whyamihereagain
Kaiser: first place. exactly where I belong.
Bachira: THE USERNAME ACTUALLY MATCHED THE RESULT 😭😭😭
Ness: As expected.
Charles: NESS YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE YOU DIDN'T GET LAST
Ness: My purpose was not personal victory.
Reo: BRO IS A SUPPORT NPC
Loki: third place is unacceptable.
Hugo: bro.
Chigiri: you are literally on the podium.
Loki: I should have been first.
Shidou: BRO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THIRD WHILE SOME OF US ARE FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL 😭
Barou: EXACTLY. BE THANKFUL YOU ARE NOT IN DOUBLE DIGITS.
Loki: That is irrelevant.
Reo: NO IT IS NOT 😭
Rin: why is Sae above me.
Sae: because I answered correctly.
Shidou: AHAHAHAHA
Bachira: ROUND TWO KAISER I'M COMING FOR YOUUUU.
Kaiser: Try me.
Loki: I will take first.
Charles: OH GREAT HE'S EVEN MORE MOTIVATED NOW
Hugo: Someone remind them this is Kahoot…
Isagi: ...
Rin: …
Bachira: WHY ARE THERE NUMBERS 😭
Shidou: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR MATH CLASS 💀
Charles: IS THIS STILL KAHOOT OR DID I ACCIDENTALLY JOIN A SCHOOL EXAM.
Barou: Tch. Finally, something that requires thought.
Bachira: OH NO. THE SMART PEOPLE ARE QUIET.
Shidou: SOMEONE SAY THE ANSWER.
Bachira: PLEASE I AM BEGGING. I WILL DO ANYTHING.
Reo: No.
Bachira: REO?????
Reo: Figure it out.
Shidou: YOU'RE ALL SO ANNOYING.
Loki: It's a competition.
Rin: I know how to solve it.
Sae: No you don't.
Rin: ...
Charles: NAHHHHHH HE GOT EXPOSED BY HIS OWN BROTHER 💀
Reo: Bro skipped math class and thought nobody would notice.
Rin: I didn't skip.
Sae: You slept through it.
Rin: I hate all of you.
Bachira: IT'S OKAY RIN, WE BELIEVE IN YOU 🙏
Rin: I don't need your pity.
Chigiri: He definitely needs the pity.
→ LEADERBOARD AFTER Q2:
🥇 1st - THE KAISER 🥈 2nd - cantcatchmebro 🥉 3rd - favorite_son 4th - richdaddyreal 5th - whyamihereagain
Charles: WAIT. THE LEADERBOARD JUST EXPOSED WHO ACTUALLY SOLVED THAT QUESTION 😭
Reo: Wasn't exactly hard to figure out.
Charles: NO BECAUSE WHY DID THE PEOPLE WHO WENT QUIET ALL END UP AT THE TOP 💀
Hugo: We were calculating.
Shidou: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST IGNORING US.
Loki: We were solving.
Charles: BRO THIS WAS A SECRET MATH CLUB THE WHOLE TIME 😭
Kaiser: It was obvious.
Ness: Naturally.
Reo: Ness, please don't make this about Kaiser.
Ness: I was stating a fact.
Bachira: I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG WHEN YOU GUYS STOPPED YELLING.
Chigiri: The loud ones were too busy panicking.
Shidou: EXCUSE ME I WAS THINKING.
Hugo: You were arguing with a percentage.
Shidou: SAME THING.
Barou: Tch. At least some people here have common sense.
Gagamaru: The math people have formed an alliance.
Hugo: Unfortunately, yes.
Charles: WE HAVE A KAHOOT ELITE CLASS NOW 💀
Bachira: THEY DIDN'T EVEN USE THE BADGE LMAOOOOOO
Reo: BRO THEY JUST PUT KAISER THERE 😭
Shidou: BASTARD MÜNCHEN HAS BEEN RENAMED TO BASTARD KAISER 💀
Barou: Tch. They should've cropped him out.
Rin: They couldn't even be bothered.
Sae: They didn't need to.
Ness: I don't see the issue. Kaiser represents Bastard München.
Kaiser: WOULD ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Shidou: MY BAD BASTARD KAISER.
Bachira: SORRY BASTARD KAISER 😭
Reo: APOLOGIES, MR. BASTARD KAISER.
Hugo: That's President Bastard Kaiser to you.
Kaiser: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT.
Isagi: whatever you say bastard kaiser 😭
Kaiser: I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ALL OF YOU.
Loki: …There are five seconds left.
Shidou: HURRY UP BASTARD KAISER
→ LEADERBOARD AFTER Q3:
🥇 1st - cantcatchmebro 🥈 2nd - favorite_son 🥉 3rd - THE KAISER 4th - richdaddyreal 5th - whyamihereagain
Loki: Finally. That's more like it.
Isagi: BASTARD KAISER JUST GOT RELEGATED TO THIRD 😭
Kaiser: This game is fucking rigged.
Hugo: Eh? You lost first place to your own temper.
Ness: He was unnecessarily provoked.
Shidou: BRO CRASHED OUT SO HARD HE DROPPED TWO PLACES 😭
Barou: Pathetic.
Isagi: Imagine getting ratioed by your own club logo.
Reo: That's actually the funniest throw I've ever seen 😭
Kaiser: Jesus fucking Christ, shut up.
Gagamaru: Bastard Kaiser~ 🎶
Charles: BAAAASTARD KAIIIISERRRR
Bachira: COME ON BASTARD KAISER!! BRING IT HOME!! 📣
Kaiser: You know what? Enjoy your kindergarten comedy, fuck off.
→ KAISER LEFT THE CALL.
Shidou: WE ACTUALLY BULLIED HIM OFF THE CALL
Reo: NO WAY THAT WORKED LMFAOOOOOO
Hugo: Now that's one way to lose first place.
Loki: Well, less competition i guess.
→ NESS LEFT THE CALL.
Charles: HE TOOK HIS ESCORT WITH HIM
Bachira: NESS DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE LMAOOOOOO
Isagi: Bro hit "Leave with party."
Shidou: BASTARD KAISER FC HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DISBANDED
Barou: Good. One less person above me.
Bachira: We lost THE KAISER but we still have EMPEROR_OF_GOALS 😭
Barou: Watch your mouth.
Isagi: Bro couldn't wait five seconds.
Barou: STRIKER.
Shidou: STRIKERRRRR
Isagi: Striker.
Bachira: STRIKER EASY
Sae: Midfielder.
Charles: MIDFIELD RAHHHHH
Bachira: WAIT…DID NOBODY PICK DEFENDER?
Chigiri: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
Loki: That's rough.
Reo: NOBODY PICKED GOALKEEPER EITHER
Shidou: BRO GOT 90 MINUTES OF PREMIUM SEATING 😭
Barou: They don't even run.
Charles: PROFESSIONAL BALL WATCHER 💀
Bachira: Front row seats every single week—
Gagamaru: Uhm, can I say something?
Charles: Bro, they're literally ju—
Gagamaru: Just listen...I think it's goalkeeper. When I was a striker, if I missed, I always believed another chance would come. Now that I'm a goalkeeper, it doesn't really feel like that anymore. One mistake can decide everything. People remember the goal you let in more than the saves before it. You spend the whole match protecting everyone else's mistakes, but if you make one yourself, there's nobody left behind you. That's why I think it's the hardest.
Charles: Yeah, but—
Gagamaru: When you're the last person, there's nobody to save you.
Charles: …
Barou: Damn.
Bachira: BRO JUST CASUALLY DROPPED THE HARDEST SPEECH OF THE NIGHT???
Charles: WHO LET SHAKESPEARE POSSESS BRO 😭
Reo: WHY WAS THAT ACTUALLY SO COLD???
Isagi: …I don't even have a counterargument.
Hugo: Yeah… me neither.
Sae: Well said.
Reo: …I don't even want to make goalkeeper jokes anymore.
Hugo: Yeah.
Isagi: Fair enough.
→ LEADERBOARD AFTER Q4:
🥇 1st - cantcatchmebro 🥈 2nd - favorite_son 🥉 3rd - whyamihereagain 4th - messi_is_me 5th - richdaddyreal
Barou: Tch.
Isagi: Fair enough.
Reo: Can't even argue with that.
Loki: Gagamaru's right. Modern goalkeepers are the last line of defense and the first line of attack. That's why they're objectively the most important position on the pitch.
Gagamaru: Thanks, Loki.
Isagi: Anyway, last five are True or False with a five-second timer...you can fight after the game's over.
Charles: BRO THINKS HE'S A DICTATOR 😭
Shidou: BRUH WE CAN'T EVEN TALK ANYMORE
Bachira: FREE MY YAPPERS 😭
Hugo: We should've done this earlier.
Rin: About time.
Isagi: BRO YOU GUYS ARE LITERALLY PROVING MY POINT—
→ FOUR QUESTIONS LATER…CURRENT RANKING:
🥇 1st - cantcatchmebro 🥈 2nd - favorite_son 🥉 3rd - whyamihereagain 4th - messi_is_me 5th - ben.d.over
Charles: DOUBLE DIGIT GANG HOW ARE WE FEELING?!
Shidou: LMAOO WAIT WHY IS BAROU DEAD LAST?!
Barou: THE RANKING IS FAKE.
Isagi: DUDE STOP you say that every time you lose lmaoo
Barou: MY LITTLE SISTERS ARE THE REASON.
Bachira: YOUR SISTERS??
Reo: WHAT DID THEY DO?!
Barou: THEY SAW ME PLAYING AND NOW THEY'RE RANDOMLY CLICKING ANSWERS.
Bachira: OOOOOH SO YOU'RE LETTING THEM DO THAT?
Barou: THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN
Shidou: OH MY GOD HE'S ACTUALLY LETTING THEM.
Bachira: THE KING SACRIFICED HIS RANKING FOR HIS SISTERS.
Charles: CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT UNLOCKED
Shidou: EMPEROR_OF_GOALS...more like BIGBROTHER_OF_GOALS.
Barou: SHUT UP.
Shidou: NAH THIS IS THE SOFTEST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE.
Barou: I SAID SHUT UP.
Isagi: You're not even denying it.
Barou: JUST START THE LAST QUESTION.
→ MEANWHILE, ON THE NG11 GROUPCHAT...
Rin: ISAGI.
Isagi: What.
Rin: WHY IS THIS A QUESTION.
Isagi: I didn't write it—
Rin: YOU'RE THE HOST.
Isagi: That doesn't mean I made the questions—
Sae: Interesting.
Rin: DON'T.
Sae: I haven't said anything.
Rin: YOU WERE ABOUT TO.
Sae: You seem confident.
Rin: BECAUSE I AM.
Shidou: AHAHAHAHA NO WAY THEY PUT THE ITOSHI BATTLE IN THE KAHOOT.
Loki: This is exactly why I stayed.
Hugo: Oh my god it's happening.
Sae: For the record, the answer is obvious.
Rin: Yeah. It's me.
Sae: I wasn't talking about you.
Rin: SAY THAT AGAIN.
Sae: The answer is obvious.
Rin: NO. THE PART AFTER THAT.
Sae: I know.
Rin: YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE.
Sae: Maybe.
Shidou: SAE-CHAN JUST STARTED A WAR~
Sae: Don't call it that.
Shidou: TOO LATE.
Bachira: LOOOOOL RIN'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE.
Rin: I'M NOT.
Isagi: You're literally screaming right now bro be for real right now—
Rin: SHUT UP
Barou: FINALLY. A QUESTION WITH A CORRECT ANSWER.
Everyone: ???
Barou: C. THEY'RE BOTH UNBERABLE. Two arrogant pieces of shit fighting over who's better—
Shidou: BAROU JUST SAID WHAT EVERYONE WAS THINKING 😭
Bachira: THE KAHOOT HAS BECOME TOO POWERFUL.
Isagi: GUYSSSSS answer before the timer runs ouuuut
Shidou: NO. LET THEM FIGHT.
Bachira: YES.
Charles: THE QUESTION CAN WAIT~
Gagamaru: So… are we answering?
Shidou: BEST KAHOOT EVER.
→ FINAL KAHOOT LEADERBOARD:
🥇 cantcatchmebro 🥈 whyamihereagain 🥉 messi_is_me
Shidou: AHAHAHAHAHAHA THE KAHOOT JUST COOKED BOTH ITOSHIS.
Charles: NO WAY 😭
Bachira: THE FINAL QUESTION WAS ACTUALLY EVIL. C WAS THE CORRECT ANSWER????
Loki: A win is a win.
Hugo: Hmm. Second place, as expected.
Reo: Don't tell me you're making this a destiny thing.
Hugo: It was simply meant to happen.
Isagi: WOAHHH I GOT THIRD?
Shidou: WAIT THE HOST GOT THIRD?
Bachira: HOLD ON. IS THAT NOT A LITTLE CHEATING?
Reo: You literally had control of the whole thing.
Chigiri: LMAOOO BAROU DIDN'T GET HIS REVENGE TODAY DAMN
Barou: Don't bring that up.
Shidou: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bachira: BRO CAME BACK FOR REVENGE AND GOT SOLD AGAIN.
Barou: MY SISTERS WERE INVOLVED.
Isagi: Alright, Loki...you won. So, what's going to be your dare?
Loki: It's simple. Someone's going to spend the next hour flooding one of Teddy Knight's posts with the most unimaginable comments possible.
Chigiri: What.
Bachira: WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO EVIL 😭
Charles: THAT BLOKE IS GONNA BE SO CONFUSED
Shidou: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Isagi: So who's doing it?
Loki: ...Rin. And before you say no…I already know you're too prideful to write any of it yourself. So Charles will be writing every comment.
Charles: Already got the drafts hah! You're gonna love them!
Loki: Your only job is to post them.
Hugo: You really thought this through, huh?
Loki: Of course.
Rin: WHY THE FUCK AM I THE ONE DOING THIS STUPID ASS DARE… I'M NOT SPAMMING SOME RANDOM GUY'S ACCOUNT BECAUSE YOU IDIOTS THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY… GO FUCK YOURSELVES—
Sae: Keep going. You're entertaining everyone!
Rin: I HATE ALL OF YOU—
→ VIEWED REPLIES:
goalhanger nah delete the account bro it's over PACK IT UP 💔😂
offsidemerchant so THIS is what being benched does to a mf 😭😭😭
tapinexpert i know shidou is somewhere giggling like an idiot
rinsbiggesthater i used to pray for times like this 🙏
TapInTerrorist THIS ISN'T EVEN DICKRIDING ANYMORE THIS IS A WHOLE UBER
LongBallLover refreshing this thread is like opening christmas presents except every gift is another felony 👻👻
CounterPressing notes app apology by 6 btw
Duolingo Looks like someone's passionate. Learn French today! 🇫🇷💚
part one here. dedicated to @blkbaecrimsonx and @stal1n33 ☆
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