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I started shitposting about Sidnate on my wild Twitter account as a bit and I’m afraid that’s all I’m known for

I have to fully commit to the bit and make this my legacy on wildtwt, and hopefully nhltwt as a whole

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I’ve gotten my sister into hockey just enough that she’s stressing out about Wild players contracts expiring.

Yesterday she had me explain (in detail) how free agency works, who’s contracts are expiring, and who is most likely to be back

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I’m surprised Middsy doesn’t AT LEAST have his shoes off

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Nico, I don’t mean to alarm you but there’s a bald man behind you

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Mrs. Middleton, can I borrow your husband? I’ll give him back… I promise

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I have nothing appropriate to say

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This fucking team ages you like you wouldn’t believe

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Wild admin posted this for me specifically

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My sister (who is notoriously not a sports person) and I are watching the first game of the Wild-Stars playoff series tomorrow

So I’m making a ‘hockey for dummies’ Google slides complete with penalty breakdowns, terms, the point system, team record breakdowns, player profiles, and everything else she would potentially need to know so that she doesn’t have to ask me any questions about it during the game.

I may have gone a little overboard but at least she won’t be asking too many questions. Hopefully.

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Did Flower prank Wally? Because that has Flower written all over it

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Yes because I would choose *checks notes* Minnesota sports to fake obsess over. It would’ve been better for my mental health to not root for them

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Rewatching Flowers ‘Becoming Wild’ ep on YouTube and I forgot how badly he wanted a goalie fight between him and the Blues goalie. He was begging the ref to let him fight.

I stand by the fact that we should bring him back for one game so he can get that goalie fight

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McCarron’s niche nickname of ‘Big Sexy’ broke containment via being called ‘Big Sexy’ on live television and I have… feelings about it

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Someone needs to burn that fuck ass grey beanie and I’ll personally thank whoever does it

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1) why is Moose bald?

2) how’d they manage to somewhat convincingly put Middsy’s stache onto Fabes?

3) did they try to put Moose’s hair onto Fliggy?

EDIT: They took Vladdy’s eyebrows?!

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Addicts who have broken through to the other side see things others don't and KNOW how to approach it.

Cassie McKay sees through Michael Robinavitch. And he knows it. Which is why he fled from her.

But she's the only one who's tried so far. And not in an accusatory way, not yelling at him, or snapping, or blaming him. She sees what he's doing and she approached him with kindness and respect and DIGNITY. She has knowledge of this. And she KNOWS.

Put some GOTdamn respect on my girl Cassie McKay for being the ONLY ONE to clock Robby on wanting to hurt himself.

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I just saw a Pope Cody x John Carter edit on my fyp to Silver Spoon

During the line ‘in an another life maybe I was you’ cut together clips of Pope and Abbot. I am UNWELL