dumb dumb.

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SORAMAME_OPPA ♡ do not edit

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It’s munday heyoo

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he listens to her explanation and slowly nods his head — he gets it now but it’s funny to him because she needed to explain it, sadly. shaking his head kai dismissed the joke and focused on her question, he wasn’t sure how to answer, it was just so sudden and CONFIDENT and honestly the male was stuck.  ❝ um, sure. i’m not heading anywhere so… i’ll go for coffee… ❞

[lvnchmoney]

sam had honestly thought it was an AMAZING pick up line to use on someone, but it had crashed and burned right in front of her. she was embarrassed, sure, but the others acceptance of her offer made it all better. her lips tug up into a wide smile, eyes shining in happiness. ❝ oh, wow, really? COOL ! okay, it’ll be my treat then. ❞

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Sala asked me to do this lmaolmaolmaolamolamoamloamalmaomlamoamlao ur welcome

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he’s taken by surprise as the girl walked up to him and asked him out in such a manner…he’s not stupid, but he honestly did not understand the pun one bit. maybe it was showing on his facial features but if not he was willing to speak up and let her know that he was confused. ❝ i don’t get it. ❞

[lvnchmoney]

❝ o–– oh ! well, you know, james monroe was an american president and.. the era of good feelings was a time when everyone wanted to be united and stuff. that wasn’t the point, it was just like.. i can give you good feelings.  ❞ pause. ❝ is that a no to coffee? because we could go to the park or... i could walk you to wherever you’re going or–– you’re just really CUTE. ❞

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[ ☆ ] — ❛ welcome to the club ❜

Here’s a small list of SENTENCE STARTERS. The goal here is to bring up situations your muse has never experienced, all the while havin’ lotsa fun interacting with your partner. I take no credit in any of these, as I simply took sentence starters from other lists. Have fun, guys!

“Specify, you stupid shit.” “I’m covered in cum.” “Whatever, you crazy bitch!” “The drugs never work.” “You’ve got just 2 weeks to live.” “This is what you wanted, right? Now choke on it!” “You’re pathetic and weak and I pity you.“ “I have a really bad idea.” “Before you get any ideas, I don’t care.” “Fuckmother!” “I’m in lesbians with you.” “If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?” “It’s milk and eggs, bitch.” “Kick her in the balls!” “You’ve been a good (boy/girl/kid), have a lollipop.” “I haven’t done laundry in six months!” “I’ll split your ass in two.” “Oh my god, blah blah blah.” “You can’t watch porn here, dude.” “So, you always were an asshole.” “That’s illegal, you know?” “You’re pretty strong for a scrawny kid.” “ How does this not gross you out? “ “So we agree that this is your toothbrush?”

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as a girl who loved history to the fullest, sam isn’t embarrassed to admit that a majority of her pickup lines are based on the past. that being said, there she goes now, making her way up to the other with a wide smile. let’s hope she isn’t let down too harshly.

❝ um, i'm no james monroe but i can give you an era of good feelings. –––– would you like to go out for coffee some time? maybe?❞ 

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Daily reminder: Park Jimin is precious ♥

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