Lighting, Theatre, And Other Puns

Lighting design student with too much free time, a morbid fascination with the Internet, and a vivid imagination. These are bad; don't say I didn't warn you.

[lx-puns]

What types of lights did the CEO of PRG ask for at his wedding?

Best boys.

[lx-puns]

What do you call a color changing accessory on social media?

A scroller.

[cheese24k]

[markdoesstuff-deactivated202210]

worth every second

[sephiramy]

Oh… my… God… I’m not even putting this onto the personal blog… I need this on my main. Right now.

[windcave]

i was expecting this video to be 4 seconds like, i can barely even hold my own attention for that long let alone two kittens

[lx-puns]

What cereal do lighting designers like best?

Frosted Flakes.

[lx-puns]

Hi guys! I started a vlog channel about my experiences as an ALD. I have a mixture of tips and tricks videos plus some production vlogs, with lots more to come! Hope you enjoy!

[lx-puns]

What scientific principle describes a good, properly executed mark that sees no live moment on stage?

A Dark matter.

[lx-puns]

What do you call a stage actor who is also a graphic designer?

A projectionist.

[lx-puns]

How do the lighting guys transport large shows?

Big rigs.

[sweeneyandhamiltontrash]

I sure as heck HOPE they are considering I’m the stage manager

[lx-puns]

How do you treat a new rigger on his first day?

Show him the ropes.

[lx-puns]

Why do SourceFours need roadcases?

As body guards.

[lx-puns]

Why couldn't the actors call the director?

He had already blocked them.

[lx-puns]

Why was the programming sitting stiffly upright in his chair?

He was waiting for an update.

[lx-puns]

What sport do lighting designers and programmers do in high school?

Track and field.

[lx-puns]

How do dogs and cats measure light output?

Paw candles.

[lx-puns]

Why can't you have more than one moving light programmer?

One will start to Hog the tech table.

[lx-puns]

How did the A2 identify with Indiana Jones?

They both hate snakes.