go to hell for heaven's sake

[lxghtitup]

That's my girl.

[brunettegoddess]

Who?

[lxghtitup]

I mean, all my kids are pretty great.

[lxghtitup]

That's my girl.

[turnsthepaige]

Phil out there making jokes. You two get back together? @lxghtitup

[lxghtitup]

He thinks he's got jokes. Dad jokes, maybe.

If we have, it's news to me. Last time I talked to him was about the kids and he asked if he could name drop a couple times.

[lxghtitup]

technically there's a lot of reasons why they're adopted but yes hellbent crazy on a title is one of many

[turnsthepaige]

I heard you maybe coming out of retirement? @lxghtitup

[lxghtitup]

Never say never...but don't hold your breath.

I mean, I want something memorable if I do. No one off bullshit.

[thv-rolemodel]

I miss my team. I hate creative.

[thv-rolemodel]

I want to kick all their asses.

[lxghtitup]

Ooh, lemme help. I need to put someone in a Black Widow again.

[thv-rolemodel]

I miss my team. I hate creative.

[lxghtitup]

Creative makes me wanna break the TV.

Some things don't change after a decade.

[dirtydiamcnd]

People are shocked that I help in the reserves.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Helping people

[lxghtitup]

You can still be a dick and help people.

Shit Phil does it all the time for a living.

[dirtydiamcnd]

People are shocked that I help in the reserves.

[dirtydiamcnd]

You're saying I'm not nice?

[lxghtitup]

the fuck does you being the reserves have to do with being nice?

Also yeah that's what I'm saying.

[dirtydiamcnd]

People are shocked that I help in the reserves.

[lxghtitup]

I mean can you blame them?

[turnsthepaige]

Miss me baby. @lxghtitup

[lxghtitup]

Dumbest thing you've ever said. Naturally I miss you.

[turnsthepaige]

Miss me? @lxghtitup

[lxghtitup]

Have you lost your damn mind? Yes I miss you

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I'm waiting. Do I need to come see uou?

[lxghtitup]

You show up on my porch and I'm unleashing a super soaker on your ass.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Admit it and I'll drop it.

[lxghtitup]

So many things I'd rather do.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Yes you do. It’s okay to admit it.

[lxghtitup]

For fucks sake.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I am going to punch you. Go to hell.

You still love me and want me. 

[lxghtitup]

No. No I don't!

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

God dammit, stop it.

aww, you love me

[lxghtitup]

I am going to punch you. Go to hell.