𝘜𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦

(Roleplayblog not associated with Tessa)

[dirtydiamcnd]

People are shocked that I help in the reserves.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Helping people

[dirtydiamcnd]

People are shocked that I help in the reserves.

[dirtydiamcnd]

You're saying I'm not nice?

[dirtydiamcnd]

People are shocked that I help in the reserves.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Hitting the gym then drinks.

[prismicpower]

🙄 People are idiots.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Why?

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I'm waiting. Do I need to come see uou?

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Admit it and I'll drop it.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Yes you do. It’s okay to admit it.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I am going to punch you. Go to hell.

You still love me and want me. 

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

God dammit, stop it.

aww, you love me

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I’d love to see you try.

Anytime babe.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

And I’m going to put you in a Black Widow if you even dare.

I’ll reverse it and hit you with the magnum.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I’m gonna punch you.

I’m gonna kiss you.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

I’ll call you want I want babe.

Blanchard, I swear.

You swear I have a great ass. I knew it.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Don’t call me babe.

Don’t worry about it.

I’ll call you want I want babe.

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

Will neither confirm or deny.

I’ve seen better.

You don’t have to babe. Whose?

[lxghtitup]

Not me just now realizing my abs look better now that I'm retired than they ever did during my career.

I'm having very mixed feelings.

[dirtydiamcnd]

You know I have a great ass.