Zombieland Quote Memes
❝ I’m not great at farewells, so, uh, that’ll do, pig. ❞
❝ Is that how you say hello where you come from? ❞
❝ I’ve never hit a kid before. ❞
❝ It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker. ❞
❝ So do you have any regrets? ❞
❝ Time to nut up or shut up! ❞
❝ Are you fucking with me? ❞
❝ I hate coconut. Not the taste, the consistency. ❞
❝ Twelve’s the new twenty. ❞
❝ You got taken hostage by a 12 year old? ❞
❝ Don’t kill me with my own gun. ❞
❝ I haven’t cried like that since Titanic. ❞
❝ Let’s play the quiet game. ❞
❝ You see? You just can’t trust anyone. The first girl I let into my life and she tries to eat me. ❞
❝ It’s amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit storm. ❞
❝ You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab. ❞
❝ You can do anything you want to a man, but do not fuck with his Cadillac! ❞
❝ Where are the fucking Twinkies? ❞
❝ FYI, I have beat wholesale ass for a whole lot less than that. ❞
❝ She’s only famous when she’s Hannah Montana! When she’s wearing the wig! ❞
❝ Oh, this is so exciting, you’re about to learn who you’re gonna call… it’s Ghostbusters. ❞
❝ Poor, fat bastard. ❞
❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞
❝ See, I told you we should have gone to Russell Crowe’s! No one listens to me! ❞
❝ Here’s the deal: I’m not easy to get along with, and I’m sensing you’re a bit of a bitch. ❞
❝ Are you one of these guys that tries to one-up everybody else’s story? ❞
❝ You wanna feel how hard I can punch? ❞
❝ Finally got to first base. Not bad for that scrawny little spit-fuck. ❞
❝ Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. ❞
❝ Hey, a little help with movin’ the couch. We’re makin’ a fort. ❞
❝ Have you ever read that book “She’s Just Not That Into You”? ❞
❝ You have just survived the zombie apocalypse and drove half way across the country… where are you gonna go? ❞
❝ Thank God for rednecks! ❞
❝ You see, that why i don’t let people close, you only get burned. ❞
❝ Where are you, you spongy, yellow, delicious bastards? ❞
❝ Woulda? Coulda? Shoulda? ❞
