normal porn for normal people

he/they/it 26 minors dni as i am a deranged pervert

[lxinesux]

hii!!! im laine!!! (pronounced like lane, added an i bc im fruity)

a drama queen. a virgo. nonbinary. he/they/it. 26, trying to choke on a hundred dicks. queer. a little confused, but has the spirit.

literally do not breathe near me if you’re under 18!!! even yall are on thin ice!!! 💁🏻

trying (and failing) to be very normal about The Scarlet Witch and Spider-Man!!!

dead doves, incest, age gaps, problematic themes, and the stuff found in 🧚🏻❤️dArK rOmAnCe ✨🦄are the modus operandi here. i try to tag everything and provide trigger warnings where necessary-but if u find the above triggering, u may wanna bounce.

no hard feelings.

i gotta masterlist here!!!

my old AO3 is here. my primary one is here!!!

ask box is always open!!! i love you!!! i mean it!!!

[ialwaysbelieve]

I feel a sliver of sun on my skin and get the urge to tell anyone and everyone that I love them

[radiqueer]

Human relationships are not transactional but they are reciprocal, which I think many of you with your ‘i don’t owe anyone anything’ shtick are too happy to forget

[aromanticduck]

Transactional: everything has to be exactly 50/50 all the time, pay me back for the £5 sandwich or buy me something worth exactly £5, I refuse to make an effort for you if there’s nothing in it for me

Reciprocal: you were there for me when I needed help, and I’m going to do the same for you, it doesn’t matter if one of us needs more or is capable of less, because the point is not equivalent exchange but mutual care

[glowingemberz]

This bit for everyone who fears they are a burden to the friendship everytime they need the other person

[cock-holliday]

“Why are people dropping they/them from profiles” “a lot of people have stopped being nonbinary” “i feel like a lot of people i knew who were nonbinary identify differently suddenly” its the violent exorsexism in larger society and within queer communities that happens like clockwork when there is a rise in anti-queer, anti-trans bigotry.

When fascism spikes, we get a two-fold where folks who cannot or will not assimilate are pushed by our oppressors to reconsider, and fellow queer/trans folks become some of the most aggressive enforcers of that “choice” in an attempt to buy safety within the majority.

This shit is why inter-community discourse is not just petty complaints—the refusal to hold solidarity with the weirdest, loudest, most visible queers in our midst is fascist as well as self-destructive. People are being forced into the closet, forced into labels that make others—including queer and trans people—more comfortable, because comfort and conformity becomes the biggest priority for many when shit hits the fan. And these are the scenarios that dont end up with nonbinary people dead.

You are abandoning the most vulnerable while preaching about privileges, and this saboteur mentality will not even ultimately save you when eventually you are either forced to learn that you do not fit how you thought you did or our oppressors shift the goalposts until even your presentation of sexuality and gender are not “normal” enough anymore.

[ipostradicalfeminismisntrad]

[futchcommunist-deactivated20190]

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

[anti-dyrgrip]

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen. Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

[gunsandfireandshit]

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

[disbarredgoose0]

Original Article the image & caption are taken from.

It’s real.

[whereserpentswalk]

Remember that “just following orders” was a claim made by the nazis who survived World War Two who were charged with warcrimes.

They also stole the gold from people’s teeth.

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[lxinesux]

What do you think of the upcoming Spider-Man Movie Brand New Day?

Hmm for me its giving monster fucker and I would like me a man spider teehee 😝🥴🤤

-🐑anon (Sorry it's been a while! My review classes kicking my ass, miss u pookie!)

confession: i have been a holland!spider hater since 2017. i have recently atoned for this. he is a good spider man and clearly cares about the role but i dont know if ill ever be on 100% board. (i dont care how old he gets, he looks. so young. i don’t understand the thirst. im sorry. 😭)

BUT!!!!

i did see the trailer. and. yeah.

body horror and speculative biology make me wet. the idea of his mutation evolving is so interesting. just him being more spider-y…ugh the possibilities.

this also means,,,tht garfield!spidey…may also be have the same evolving mutation 👀

the concept of him growing a second dick.

fangs. red glowing eyes. more strength and agility. him wanting to ‘hunt.’ ugh.

him keeping his partner/love interest in his apartment, webbed up and slightly drugged on his pheromones.

[cryptwretch]

the big one fucks the small one = tired, derivative, ubiquitous, wow did you think of that yourself

the small one fucks the big one = contrarian, woooah so different and original look at you, you don't actually think that

the small one and the big one fuck each other = oh really, wow, radical centrist over here, shut up, dismissive jacking off motion

[reliqvia]

beautiful women will be like “i baked a cake” and you will say “oh ? what flavour is it” and they say well its a honey rosewater apricot pistachio cardamom vanilla fig jam earl grey poppyseed orange blossom extra virgin olive oil chiffon sponge soaked in raspberry elderflower champagne lipgloss pomegranate matcha ginger blueberry cherry blossom magnolia petal almond passionfruit persimmon syrup with whipped amalfi lemon limoncello ricotta goats cheese honeycomb black pepper bergamot lemon thyme lemon balm rosemary chantilly whipped cream cream cheese feta cheese italian meringue frosting . like ok. i want to spend the rest of my afternoons walking around inside your beautiful mind like a garden

[gunsandfireandshit]

[papercranesandpride]

I remember years ago, long enough ago that I was still using either Tiktok or Instagram regularly, because that's where I saw this, long enough ago that unfortunately I do not remember the username, I saw an older trans woman responding to a comment asking "how come we see trans women from your generation, but never trans men?" And her response was simple. "Unfortunately, it's because most of them are dead." Between lack of safe and legal abortions (which, hey, look what's an issue again), the HIV/AIDs crisis (which still is lacking in approved treatments for trans men, and they're still likely to be denied PrEP/PEP even when they should be eligible as sexually active queer men), and how many of them chose to take their own lives after being forced into marriages and other women's roles, a lot of the trans men that should be elderly right now did not make it.

And now, when I find myself making the mistake of going on Instagram, I get to see trans men themselves talking about how historically, trans men didn't do anything for the community, and so we need to step up now. Which, first of all, that isn't true, but second of all, if trans men's contributions are lesser, that makes a lot of sense if we listen to that trans woman talking about the trans men she was in community with back in the day. It's very hard to advance the trans cause if you're not alive.

Anyway. It's a really chilling answer. "Where are all the elderly trans men?" "They're dead." And I just wish more people saw that tiktok and listened to it and really took it to heart, now that we're in the age of "well obviously trans men have it so much easier."

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

[homoidiotic]

TOP BOYS by @QUEERGARDEN

[knifefightscene]

Anyone can be discarded by society

[knifefightscene]

People get made fun of for being scared of aging but it comes from the very real fear of being discarded by society that’s why i always say the goal is not to never become old or disabled the future comes for us all the goal is better social policy

[darkaviarymc]

Tragedy alignment chart. Feel free to use, but please reblog if you do.

[mikkeneko]

And of course the second part of the tragedy, which is: which quadrant did you think you were in vs. which one you were really in

[mynameisrocks]

[charlesoberonn]

[gulcayn2-deactivated20210101]

““But I would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun.””

— Jens Lekman, “And I Remember Every Kiss,“ Album: Night Falls Over Kortedala  (via ancient-serpent)