鹿晗

Having this innocent face is the best way to lure in my victims. AU literate/para 18+ content

[lxuhanx]

fuck this ill date myself damn 

[sridevi]

[officialwhitegirls]

going on omegle

[bubblebaffs-deactivated20140614]

PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST:

THIS PAGE IS POSTING PICTURES OF DEAD WOLVES THAT THEY ARE KILLING AND TORTURING FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO SEE THEM DEAD. NOT ONLY WOLVES BUT ROWS OF FOX AND COYOTES AND RACCOONS. THEY LURE THEM IN WITH MEAT AND SMALLER DEAD ANIMALS AND THEN CHOKE THEM AND SHOOT THEM. TO HELP YOU CAN REPORT THE PAGE AND ALSO SIGN THESE  TWO PETITIONS TO GET THE PAGE SHUT DOWN AND TO GET THE ADMINS REPORTED FOR UNLAWFUL HUNTING. 

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE. THESE ANIMALS WERE ONLY RECENTLY TAKEN OFF OF THE EXTINCT LIST AND ARE VITAL ANIMALS TO THE ECOSYSTEM. 

[yungdream-deactivated20160224]

Please signal boost this it’s so important to me 

[sadisfaction]

Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.

Me giving my friend relationship device. (via dafunnyposts)

[lxuhanx]

[sms] okay okay mister do it all! keke, the door will be open but take sure you lock it when you come in! >.<

[text]; i know i know~ want me to bring anything?? food? movies?

[lxuhanx]

[sms] oh please please please! i need help sleeping ; n; and should sleep too because it's late mister!

[text]; pssh i sleep when i wanna sleep(; ill be over in a bit!

[lxuhanx]

[sms] i can't sleep... *attachment photo of him pouting, dress short buttoned all wrong and falling off of one shoulder*

[text]; aw baby your dress is all messed up! do you want me to come over? we can cuddle until you sleep~

[lxuhanx]

Meanie Lu? [/pouts]

Hm? /pokes your pout/

[lxuhanx]

[sms] luhan! luhan luhan luhan lu lu lu lu ul lulisjndksnxosnxk

[text]; whaat what what waaat wh wh whw whaaat~?

[lxuhanx]

baby!

We kissed by accident:[X] continue kissing[X] smile[] awkward[] walk away[] be like wtf [X] kiss you backIf you hugged me:[X] hug you back[X] let you[X] hug you heaps more[] push you awayWould I date you?[] yes[] no[X] maybe[] probably[] already have[] we currently areYou should:[X] text me[XXXX] get in my bed now (for cuddles)[X] come to bed with me [X] talk to me more[X] come see me [] leave me alone!

[lxuhanx]

roleplayers = ooc = typists.

[lxuhanx]

baby~

We kissed by accident:[X] continue kissing[X] smile[] awkward[] walk away[] be like wtf [X] kiss you backIf you hugged me:[X] hug you back[X] let you[XXX] hug you heaps more[] push you awayWould I date you?[] yes[] no[] maybe[X] probably[] already have[Xfor a weekX] we currently areYou should:[X] text me[XXX] get in my bed now (for cuddles)[X] come to bed with me [] talk to me more[] come see me [] leave me alone!

[krpshitlistt-blog]

most of the kai roleplayers are so attractive. ;; orz

[lxuhanx]

the fuck you mean 'most of them'? they all look exactly the damn same

[askboxmemes]

Send me "baby~" and I'll answer this:

We kissed by accident: [] continue kissing [] smile [] awkward [] walk away [] be like wtf  [] kiss you back If you hugged me: [] hug you back [] let you [] hug you heaps more [] push you away Would I date you? [] yes [] no [] maybe [] probably [] already have [] we currently are You should: [] text me [] get in my bed now (for cuddles) [] come to bed with me  [] talk to me more [] come see me  [] leave me alone!

[lxuhanx]

3, 6, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13, 14, 16

3. I’d date you

6. I’d kiss you7. Beautiful8. Smart9. Imaginative

12. Funny13. Awesome14. Amazing

16. Cute

[lxuhanx]

Drink up!

Luhan knew he shouldn't have let himself become this drunk. He had only expected to get a little tipsy and be done. It wasn't really his fault though. He was terrible at drinking games. "One more shot~" He sighs, holding back a laugh as he picks up his shot glass, vodka filled to the rim. Placing the glass to his lips, he tips his head back and downs the drink, feeling the alcohol burn his throat. He had reached his limit. Losing his balance, he decided it was best he lay down. He burst into a fit of laughter, his mind clouded with anything and everything. "Y'know, Baekkie~ I almost killed you the other day! Your nose bleed... It looked yummy~" He covered his mouth to hold back his laughing. "That sounds icky. What if you had boogers!"

[kawaii-blogger-sam-deactivated2]

IF YOU'RE NOT CHICKEN... REBLOG THIS & SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU!!!

[ask-aqua-angeltear]

1. Crazy 2. I’d marry you 3. I’d date you 4. Sarcastic 5. I miss you 6. I’d kiss you 7. Beautiful 8. Smart 9. Imaginative 10. Random 11. Jerk 12. Funny 13. Awesome 14. Amazing 15. Tough 16. Cute 17. I’d hit you with a bus 18. I love you 19. Weird 20. Friends forever 21. Marry me 22. Your mine 23. I never want to lose you

(W-well I don’t want to be chicken…..)

[brutalight-deactivated20140712]

No one calls me a chicken I’ll do it.

[aerinpage]

What did you call me?! Motherclucker!