My mom passed away.
I don't know when I'll be back.

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My mom passed away.
I don't know when I'll be back.
[THE LIST]
Andross goes still at the news, then, slowly, slowly, he smiles. The kind of smile that suggests he's already re-writing the universe around such an idea.
"The nice list," he repeats, savoring the words. "How gratifying."
He rises, hands clasped behind his back, pacing with an easy, yet predatory rhythm.
"And surpassing Mother Teresa, no less? I suppose it shouldn't surprise me. Her reputation has always depended on... shall we say, a very... selective accounting of her deeds." His tone turns velvety, dripping with mock sympathy. "Compassion can be such a performative art when one doesn't understand the machinery of suffering."
A huff of amusement escapes him, dark and indulgent.
"I have never hidden behind such sanctimony. I act. I rebuild. I transform a dying world with my own intellect while others cling to moral theatrics and call it virtue."
He stops pacing, the grin widening ever so slightly.
"If Santa has finally seen fit to elevate me above the ranks of glorified martyrs, then perhaps the universe is learning..." A pause. "...Belatedly."
He lowers his voice to a murmur edged with menace.
"Do convey my thanks to the old man. Tell him I expect something worthy of a benefactor of worlds."
A thin, razor-sharp smile.
"And if he finds himself short on resources... well. I've spent a lifetime turning wastelands into empires. I could teach him a thing or two about true charity."
"I... sometimes hear her voice."
"She's calling me."
"Calling me to return home..."
tumblr is stinky and even though my dashboard settings are fixed to the experience i want i'm still seeing wild posts from blogs i don't know and don't care about and because i am a creature that is easily persuaded I'm making a post on andross about it ahem
"GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAH RAAAAAHHH TUMBLR BAD"
"How's this for a divine message: Wash your neck and wait."
"What is it, boy? Has the old hound conditioned you to no longer tolerate when other people experience joy?"
[God called.]
"...In case the devout among us question my motives."
"My arch nemesis, ladies and gentlemen."
"Does it alarm you that I'm capable of unwinding just like the rest of you? It IS 4/20 after all!"
ANDROSS: These edibles ain't shit ANDROSS, five minutes later:
Battle For The Planet Of The Apes!
Mojo Jojo
Andross
Scarlemagne
greedypigman:
“ stincky AND fat ass, don’t forget that”
“LIL MAMA GET OFF ASS SO PHAT HOW YOU TAKE IT TO THE GROUND WITH AN ASS LIKE THAT?”
“I've just been informed that I am, ah, a fuckin stinky.”
I can’t decide
if I’m more surprised that I made Andross on Saint Patrick’s day
or that it’s been six fucking years
truth serum + How many people have you used for your experiments?
[SEND.]
"Enough for the ends to justify the means."
Truth Serum + You don't care about the lives of your men and women who fight for your victory?
[Send]
"Point to me where I've ever indicated that I don't care about the lives of those who assist me in my efforts. Has that not been the very root of my campaigning since the beginning? That those in Venom are oft ignored by Lylat's so-called greater power? Do you truly believe that I stand on a platform steadied by such a hollow and crumbling foundation? No, something that flimsy could never maintain the power behind my conviction and I fear you may not have been paying attention."
truth serum !
send “ Truth Serum + [ a question ] ” , and my muse has to answer truthfully.
Who's Nora?
"She is my daughter. Do not make me regret yielding her privacy."
Let me ask you this, Doctor..... How's Nora? 😏
“What exactly would I gain from responding to a question regarding my family’s private affairs when it’s asked by someone who can’t even bring themselves to show their face? Your provocation is thinly-veiled and you’re toeing a dangerous line: I suggest you consider your next actions very, very carefully.”