One Girl Wrecking Crew

18/♀/♌ Hi, my name is Lynn Monahan. M!A: #lynnmonahan

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“Dunno why I keep watching things with these goobs.”

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Double teamed~!

… Oh, my brother is traveling with some friends and our roommate moved back to new york because of job opportunities, as for Emmet, maybe he just likes your dick

… please do not become a furry for my dog.

Why you worried about me being alone… again… hah

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Why would I worry about you, with your superb Splooging skills.

Big houses are just creepy as shit when they are empty. 

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Yeah well that’s why you invite friends over. Also I have Emmet so just gonna shruggle the struggle away~

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I’m just gonna roll over you when you’re a squid, the other team will be blown away by our sick tactics, we’re too good! 

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Double teaming those sluts. …:Lynn, why do you live in a big ass empty house with just a furball whs smells my crotch every time I come over?

#Like just curious#You don't gott answer#you can just squid

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Double teamed~!

... Oh, my brother is traveling with some friends and our roommate moved back to new york because of job opportunities, as for Emmet, maybe he just likes your dick

... please do not become a furry for my dog.

Why you worried about me being alone... again... hah

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The manbun is cute, what else are your tentacles gonna do?

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Splooge my ink all over these jail bait furries. …is it still a furry if it doesn’t have fur?

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I… I dont think so. Maybe. You just got splatted to hell that kid had it out for you are you gonna take that?

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Hmm.. I don’t know I kinda like being wheeled over with a giant paintroller. Look how ninja I am as a squid hidin’ in my splooge. sneksneksnek

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I’m just gonna roll over you when you’re a squid, the other team will be blown away by our sick tactics, we’re too good! 

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The manbun is cute, what else are your tentacles gonna do?

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Splooge my ink all over these jail bait furries. …is it still a furry if it doesn’t have fur?

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I... I dont think so. Maybe. You just got splatted to hell that kid had it out for you are you gonna take that?

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teenageswagger replied to your post:You ready for this, Ink tits?

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking. Or is that too PG for ya?

No, Swag it is perfect amount of PG for me. Are you a Squid or are you a Kid.

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Why can’t I be both. Why won’t you accept me until I conform to one identity?

#I playing the girl#I am not going through squid puberty with a manbun

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The manbun is cute, what else are your tentacles gonna do?

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teenageswagger replied to your post:You ready for this, Ink tits?

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking. Or is that too PG for ya?

No, Swag it is perfect amount of PG for me. Are you a Squid or are you a Kid.

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You ready for this, Ink tits?

Do you even have to ask if I’m ready for this?

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Good 

-lightly boops Trundles nose and places him back in the tank, wheeling the wagon back inside before going to the shed and pulling out all the deflated pool toys- Do you want the like water mattress for a roof and then just a bunch of inner tubes?

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Just fuck me up

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-inflates them all and throws them all in- Proceed to be fucked

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Currently I live alone actually… well now I have you here heh.

Does this mean One will be dropping by my house often? #am I gonna end up walking out on anything#do I need to get you floaties so you can make a house?

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NO YOU WONT BE WALKING OUT ON ANYTHING I’M NOT DOING ANY FISHY FRICKLE FRACKING

… WATER FORT!!!!!!

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Good -lightly boops Trundles nose and places him back in the tank, wheeling the wagon back inside before going to the shed and pulling out all the deflated pool toys- Do you want the like water mattress for a roof and then just a bunch of inner tubes?

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Your turtle is about to experience fine dining at its best, spoiled child you will be Trundle

Snakes and turtles don’t mix right, I just want to make sure.

But yeah just ya know yell if you need or text me, my rooms literally right up there -points up at the second floor window-

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Good. -nods and looks over the house- So what room’s your moms?

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Currently I live alone actually... well now I have you here heh. Does this mean One will be dropping by my house often?

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-rolls Swag wagon up to her pool and takes Trundle away- I’m taking custody of our child, he’ll live inside while you’re… a mermaid You have visitation rights but it’s too chill out for him and my pool isn’t heated -dumps swag into her pool- … what do I feed you?

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ME AND MY LAWYER DIDN’T AGREE TO THIS -glubs angrily-

B( … Pepsi and chili-dogs 

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Fight me Swag, I can afford the best lawyers trust me And good I was gonna have a fit if I was going to have to go buy you fish food. -takes Trundle out of his tank- What do turtles eat?

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Turtle stuff

He’s like a vegetarian but add eggs and bugs, and sometimes fish.

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Your turtle is about to experience fine dining at its best, spoiled child you will be Trundle Snakes and turtles don't mix right, I just want to make sure.

But yeah just ya know yell if you need or text me, my rooms literally right up there -points up at the second floor window-

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-rolls Swag wagon up to her pool and takes Trundle away- I’m taking custody of our child, he’ll live inside while you’re… a mermaid You have visitation rights but it’s too chill out for him and my pool isn’t heated -dumps swag into her pool- … what do I feed you?

[teenageswagger]

ME AND MY LAWYER DIDN’T AGREE TO THIS -glubs angrily-

B( … Pepsi and chili-dogs 

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Fight me Swag, I can afford the best lawyers trust me And good I was gonna have a fit if I was going to have to go buy you fish food. -takes Trundle out of his tank- What do turtles eat?

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-rolls Swag wagon up to her pool and takes Trundle away- I'm taking custody of our child, he'll live inside while you're... a mermaid You have visitation rights but it's too chill out for him and my pool isn't heated -dumps swag into her pool- ... what do I feed you?

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Oh no finish that Swag -steps out to go to the closet, coming back with the wagon- do we need to bring anything else?

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Trundle

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Like the troll? Haha no just kidding get in the wagon I’ll go get Trundle. -steps out to swags room-

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??? TRUNDLES NOT A HOMESTUCK???

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-spooping around- Sure he's not I don't even... -stares at the turtle tank- is Trundle a turtle?

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Oh no finish that Swag -steps out to go to the closet, coming back with the wagon- do we need to bring anything else?

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Trundle

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Like the troll? Haha no just kidding get in the wagon I'll go get Trundle. -steps out to swags room-

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Not crippled, just an amphibian or something

;) like what you see?

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Swag…. your a flippin mermaid… nice :) #where’s your wagon though

[teenageswagger]

Flippy enough to- You know what, lets not finish that.

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Oh no finish that Swag -steps out to go to the closet, coming back with the wagon- do we need to bring anything else?