The Laughing Storm

They say a man is only as good as his word. Let’s put it to the test 🦌

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Welcome to my blog. Let me introduce myself like you don’t already know who I am.

Name’s Lyonel “The Laughing Storm” Baratheon. Figured I’d see what this “Tumblr” business is about. My men claim it’s a place where people share art, and argue over which knight has the finer armor (like we all don’t know it’s mine).

Here, you’ll find no flowery poetry, but the occasional word of wisdom.

I’m not here for titles, flatterers, or "mutuals." I just needed a place to set down my cup between melees. So, if you’re here for honesty, strong ale, and fun - You’ve found your Lord.

Ours is the Fury. 🍺⛈️

Basic Rules And Boundaries:

I. Trial by Combat: If you're here to start a fight, make it an interesting one. I don't respond to whispers or snakes.

II. The King’s Peace: Respect the person behind the screen. I’m here for fun and roleplay, not actual malice.

III. Banners: I’m open to interactions with all Houses, but don't expect me to be necessarily polite to a Lannister, Targaryen or a Tyrell… Especially when the ale is flowing too fast.

IV. Age: This is an 18+ space. Some stories aren't for squires (if you know you know)

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

More important question my liege, gay son or stew!?

You ask the strangest questions…A son is a matter of legacy. Stew is a matter of supper.

That being said I would keep the son. The stew can be made again.

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

gay son or thot daughter my liege

Give me a child with strength, wit, and a will of their own. That matters more than whatever name you put on them.

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Boss, are you still alive?

I sure am. I didn’t manage to communicate with anyone on this app because I was sailing, facing a wonderful storm ⛈️

However, I’d like to know more about the board that’s visible in the picture. I must say it would fit in my entryway quite nicely. What is it used for?

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

this is you as a bunny (rex)

It looks well fed… my cooks could prepare quite the delicious roast dinner with it.

Are you offering it to me?

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Thoughts on meeting Prince Aerion, Mr Sir Lyonel 👀

Let me put it like this… he’s not my new favorite person 👀

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

I found this wonderful thing just now and I think you should see it too, silly deer. It is you, look 👀

https://www.tumblr.com/huntedbythestag/813422961927290880/philosophical-lyonel?source=share

Oh, what humorous picture you’ve found, darling. Lovely 🦌

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Just wanted to say I love your amour and your cape, Mr Sir Lyonel! You're very good at color coordination!

Oh, it is you again. And once more with a compliment. At this rate, I might think you are trying to win my heart outright.

Careful… you may succeed.

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Are you starting a war, My love?

A war? No… not unless I am given no other choice.

But tell me… would you still look at me the same way if I did?

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Hello good sir, have you seen the fan edits people have made of you?

If so how do you feel about them?

Yes, I have indeed stumbled upon them one evening. I must say, you are all quite creative. You have found… interesting ways to express yourselves.

Do keep it up. I would not object to seeing more. Or is there one particular edit you have in mind you want to ask me about? In that case you should send it to me to get my full opinion on the matter.

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Can I have your antler crown pls

My crown? Do you have any idea what you’re asking for?

Darling, my crown comes with status and obligation. If I were to place it in your hands, it would mean more than you might originally expect.

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

What do you think of bunnies?

They are quite good roasted. Tender, if prepared properly. I should request one for today’s dinner…

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Quick question, Did you and Baelor enjoy each other’s company in your teenage years? Is this why the disagreeable nature of your conversations occur? (Did you two date in highschool and now are beefing)

“High school?” I have no idea what strange institution you are referring to. But no… Prince Baelor and I did not “date” (as you so inelegantly put it).

We spent time together in our youth, yes. That tends to happen when one grows up among the same circles. As for why we argue… some rivalries never fade. Especially when neither side is willing to forget how they began…

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

You have a great smile, mr sir Lyonel!

Oh? Was I smiling? I hadn’t even noticed.

Careful now… compliment me too much, and you may find I have a weakness for it. I cannot promise I will behave as expected if you give me one too many.

[serlyonel]

𝔏𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔢𝔩 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔬𝔫 𝔵 𝔗𝔢𝔵𝔱 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔰

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

I’m a huge fan of those moving pictures called gifs. Especially when they manage to capture my character so well. 🦌

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

How do u feel about ser Duncan going to dorne with the egg boy?

The Stormlands would have suited Ser Duncan better… less sand, more steel, and men who say what they mean. I would have liked to see what kind of knight he truly is under a proper storm.

But it seems he has chosen heat over thunder ⛈️His loss, perhaps.

[lyonel-baratheon-asks]

Hay lyonel how many donuts do you think can fit on ser Duncans "sword"?

You are a very strange person, you know that?

I am a lord of the Stormlands and you ask me to estimate how many donuts fit on a knight’s sword. These are not the matters I expected to concern myself with in life.

That said, Ser Duncan is an exceptionally large man. I imagine the number would be… concerning.