Lyonize

Lions, dubstep and cheap sunglasses.

[comicalage]

“You must take your place in the Circle of Life”

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

[madammuffins]

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

[allukabot-remade-deactivated201]

[lsleofskye]

Blue lakes at sunset 👌🏼 | mblockk

[thatadhdfeel]

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thelibrarina]

And the children with no internet access at home do…what?

[squeeful]

You can mandate online classes when you make high speed internet a public utility. Until then, fuck off and give them their snow days.

[socialnetworkhell]

Women: I would prefer to be with a man who doesn’t abuse me, isn’t an addict, doesn’t cheat, bathes Journalist: WHAT A BRUTAL LIST OF DEMANDS

[cyrilthewolf]

Geez Candice

[kirabo01blog-deactivated2021030]

Golden tiger

[sailorbrazil]

[meerkat-rhapsody]

> wants to practice drawing in photoshop

> also wants to practice drawing the tlk style

> ends up redrawing a shrek screencap

[pervocracy]

When someone disagrees with you online and demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a complete and logically sound defense including citations, you can save a lot of time by not doing that.

Bro, I’ve known you for twelve seconds and enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.

[pervocracy]

This got a lot of responses from people pointing out that evidence is a key part of intellectual inquiry, discourse, and debate.  That being able to support your beliefs is a key critical thinking skill.  Which is 100% true.

Except that you don’t actually have to participate in intellectual discourse any time some fucko on the Internet tells you to.

There’s a vast difference between “this is an important thing to be able to do,” and “this is a thing that you must be continuously available to perform in public for any stranger who asks.”

[reverseracism]

It’s important people read and understand this.

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[porterr-robinson]

[the-emperor-protects]

This is just….the BEST

[jumpingjacktrash]

and an orbital lance is addressed “occupant”

[titan-mom]

[racingbarakarts]

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Visit Original Link

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[strictlyquadrilateral]

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi ahu nextaiu Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi hu gextaiu Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu Menamun kozenfukad duha Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi Gunnabi kultuiu Yfai guk wellai gunnabi Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

[strictlyquadrilateral]

wh….why did i do this

how fucking out of it was i last night

[paulsrockinpagoda]

Visit Original Link

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

[johnthedragon]

I’m having a fucking stroke

[sjaukes]

*vaguely scottish noises*

[strictlyquadrilateral]

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi ahu nextaiu Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi hu gextaiu Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu Menamun kozenfukad duha Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi Gunnabi kultuiu Yfai guk wellai gunnabi Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena Hudwive hen Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnabi Gunnabi huz weloutiu Wenahm hl’t Wellahmgunnazhri Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu A kwunk gela gunnabi Gunnabi hu gowiyu Ena kluk kom gonnabi Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen Manahud wive hun Mosta gan mawafen Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen Mena hud wive hen Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

[strictlyquadrilateral]

wh….why did i do this

how fucking out of it was i last night

[adonischildsupportcase]

[topsydead]

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephants– literally, a zookeeper can be like “[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]” and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but they’re largely better people than us. I’m 10000% serious.