Listen Up Fives

Allyssa. 20. I watch a lot of television. Funny people are my life, yo. My dream is to live in New York and be a producer on SNL.

[queenrafferty]

“Neither Tina or I have sisters in real life. We are each other’s chosen sister. We’re kind of like sisters and our parents are show business. We call each other to complain about how mom and dad have treated us at Thanksgiving.” — Amy Poehler [x]

[dreambigandbeyourownhero]

Tina Fey in the new season of Billy on the Street

[parksandfluff]

[popculturebuzz]

[dailyempire]

[carolsturkas]

Are you satisfied with your care?

[wyattbenjamin]

"I love Leslie. I want to be with her and I don’t want to hide the way I feel about her anymore. So yes, it was worth it, because I’m in love with Leslie Knope."

[r-grimes]

(x) - thank you parks and rec.

[kyrumption]

all the things i ship ★ jim halpert and pam beesly

i bought the boat tickets the day i saw that youtube video. i knew we’d need a backup plan. the boat was actually plan c. the church was plan b. and plan a was marring her a long, long time ago. pretty much the day i met her.

[blergger-deactivated20150321]

[theoden]

amy poehler goes on the big bang theory as leslie knope. she becomes a fan favorite.  she becomes a regular guest star. so do chris pratt and adam scott. they becomes series regulars. the rest of the cast leaves. the big bang theory becomes parks and recreation.

[thatsthat24]

Hello. I’m Ron Swanson, and you are watching The Disney Channel.

[thatsthat24]

They have told me to use this light stick to draw a mouse’s ears, but that is ridiculous. Here is how to recane a chair.

[dundrmifflin]

[sydnesages]

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

[mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated]

[fallontonight]

Jimmy gave Will Ferrell a hand with his latest project! 

[eleanor-shellstrop]

You wanna party? It’s $500 for kissing and $10,000 for snuggling; end of list.