Wojek Peacekeeper

Specialising in combat-based pyromancy.

[gesserith-the-broker]

There is so much potential in shield magic, let me tell you. Once you master it, you can do so much more than you ever think you could. Even just learning the basics of it can be very useful for a variety of scenarios. The Brokers will be working on the finishing touches for a Capennan-based shield magic program at Strixhaven for the upcoming semester, among other things. We encourage people to enroll if they can.

[lyswin-embermage]

The alternative to shields is of course attacking really really fast so they can't hit you.

[biilziebub-rakdos]

Some of y’all act like murder is Such a Huge Deal and like. Get over yourself. I mean first off, it’s just fun. It is straight up a good time. Second off, it’s barely murder if they consent, basically doesn’t count. Like, I’m literally just a girl. Move on. Azor forbid I have hobbies.

[lyswin-embermage]

No. It's incredible how much of that is wrong. Murder is a serious crime, and still morally wrong, even with consent (which is very hard to prove anyway). The only time it is excusable is self defence, and no, defending yourself from bad vibes does not count.

[lyswin-embermage]

Warning!

We in the Boros have been informed by those cheating little bastards House Dimir that there may be a Gruul riot taking place in 7th disrtict soon. To any who spend much time there, please make sure to keep yourselves safe & report any suspicious activity you see. Thank you for your time.

[azorius-eloquence]

Me and some likeminded colleagues have begun repeated appeal processes against the denial of some laws. I'll spare the legal jargon, the point is. In due time, guildless will now be afforded minor protections on certain 10th, 9th, 7th, and 3rd district streets. The full list of applicable new rights can be found in the next standard pamphlet at your local Azorius hall.

[avishkari-izzet]

That's exciting news! Though I have to ask, since this is Azorius work: How long is in due time, in this case?

[lyswin-embermage]

Anywhere between 14 days & the rest of our lifespans, presumably somewhere closer to the latter. Bureaucrats. >:P

[biilziebub-rakdos]

Pick a guild

I have bad taste and am stupid

I have bad taste and am stupid

I have bad taste and am stupid

I have bad taste and am stupid

I have bad taste

I have mid taste

I have horrible taste and am stupid

Cult of Rakdos

I have horrible taste and am stupid

I have mid taste

Voting ended onMay 9, 2025

[average-ravnican]

Damn, even in the polls you rig, Rakdos still fails at most hurdles. Out of curiosity, what were the guilds you had in mind for horrible and mid taste?

[biilziebub-rakdos]

It’s literally in order. I’m guessing your vote was that you have bad taste and are stupid?

[lotleth-spore-farmer]

Alphabetical order, I assume? It's the only ordering I can think of that would place Rakdos eighth, at least.

If so, do you think the current zero votes for what would be Boros is indicative of the number of legionnaires who know the alphabet well enough to find their own guild?

[gruulanarch]

I gotta say that's impressively bad, especially considering that five gruul figured it out and located their guild. We never even use the common alphabet!

[lyswin-embermage]

Hey, there aren't that many Legionnaires on here. Plus, we have better things to do than vote in a vague & annoying poll made by Biilziebub of all people.

[lyswin-embermage]

Hello there.

My name is Lyswin Tannari, and I am a member of the Boros Legion, specifically the Theatre of Order, as an embermage. I have recently obtained this communicator from an Alaran vendor. I hope to function as a source of justice & peace, and to address any concerns you may have with the Legion.

Good day.