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[m00n-ch1ld11]

i think pigeons get angry that we assume they're all carrier pigeons. They are, but they don't like to be pigeon holed.

[m00n-ch1ld11]

This morning I discovered that a family friend of ours had brought us 4 cartons of eggs from their farm. They told us to crack the eggs in a bowl first because they might have been fertilized... They were not lying. I'm a little traumatized. I'm gonna wake up to 4 dozen chickens in my kitchen 🫪

[m00n-ch1ld11]

I have re-entered the world of Pokemon Go and found out that the name trick with the Eevee is a one-time use thing. I am very sad. I love the eeveelutions 🥀🥀

(off topic, but as I'm writing this I have discovered a newfound love for potato kegs)

[m00n-ch1ld11]

I was fully prepared to spend an hour hand-washing my fursuit paws after renfaire today. Come to find out you can js toss those mfs in the washing machine 🤷

[tinkleshnitz]

i’ve achieved pierrotness

[m00n-ch1ld11]

I was the help

[m00n-ch1ld11]

realizing that I loose my ability to be maternal towards the younger theatre kids in my cast now that I'm going to be a Freshman. I'm gonna miss my bbs :(

[dominolemon]

[fictionalothertimebutrainystyle]

THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS AND IT FITS CAINE’S DYNAMIC AND FJSJEKJWJWEN WHY IS THIS NOT MORE POPULAR I ADORE THIS AAAAAA

[m00n-ch1ld11]

I made brookies; Feast your eyes on my amazing majestic top tier culinary abilities

[tinkleshnitz]

friendly reminder as it gets hotter that you make sure your emos are well hydrated and protected from the heat!!!

[m00n-ch1ld11]

come back to tumblr you twink

Nah

[m00n-ch1ld11]

my favorite gay superpower is the universal ability to switch up someone's entire identity based on the crowd. Like it's Sophia (she/her) around their parents, but as soon as we're alone in a room I'm calling you Kai and They/It/His

[m00n-ch1ld11]

Today, every upstairs class in my school was relocated to a downstairs classroom.

My math teacher looked us dead in the eyes, strait faced, zero irony in his voice and goes, "You might have noticed that the classroom looks a bit different today. That's because it's a different classroom."

[m00n-ch1ld11]

My room is now freshly painted. Although I'm excited, now I have to redecorate... If you know me at all, you know that I don't do minimalism. In fact, the amount of wall decor I have packed away right now would put a minimalist in the hospital. I have no clue where to start 🤧

[m00n-ch1ld11]

Byler canon, but THE EXECUTION WAS TERRIBLE? He sits everyone down right as they're about to kick major butt and says "I'm gay." Like it's gonna change the world???? Why is the world ending bc ur gay? The fandom got what they wanted, but at what cost?

[m00n-ch1ld11]

MY STAGE DAUGHTER AND MY CHESTER GOT AWARDS AT THEATRE UIL

I'm so proud of them I'm gonna cry 😭😭😭😭

@tinkleshnitz ILYSM TWIN

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I just know you are a woman because men are never this proud of being degenerate gooners.

reblog if you are proud of being a degenerate gooner

[m00n-ch1ld11]

just found out the loml is moving to Germany. I'm in the States. He'll be back in 2029. I have to live without my boyfriend for THREE YEARS. Praying to every God out there that the tables turn and I keep him forever.