here be (duel) monsters

medjed/siam 23 they/it fe/fel art only blog: @siameows

[natures-roomba]

[great-and-small]

A tragic scene:

My turtle notices the blueberry I put out for him but in his excitement he drops it into his pond. He considers a recovery mission on his own, then turns to me for assistance instead.

Fear not- the berry was retrieved and the turtle was able to enjoy it as intended

[algrenion]

this video has been all that i think about for days now

[dailysasukes]

sasuke day 512

[literalliterature]

The potato battery is a kind of Creature that can only be befriended by kind-hearted children trying to do their fourth-grade science projects

[ID copied from alt: A colored sketch depicting a creature based on a potato battery science experiment. It has a potato for a body, and its ears are a zinc plate and copper plate sticking out of the potato, with black and red wires attached to them with alligator clips. The wires wrap around the back half of its body and twist together to form a tail with a small, lit lightbulb at the end. Its legs are also made of wire. There is a patch of blue behind it against a background that looks like lined notebook paper. End ID.]

[literalliterature]

It occurred to me that I had in fact created a Little Guy so I mapped it on the chart from @littleguysdaily

[ID copied from alt: A stats sheet featuring the potato battery creature. Its skill is listed as "science fair." It has 3 out of 3 stars in the Chuckability category, 3 in Engaging, 1 in Squishiness, 0 in Slorpability, 0 in Bones, and 1 in Media Literacy. End ID.]

[fairycosmos]

when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[raintides]

soulburner would look cute with sharp canines!!!

[catsofyore]

Little ghost! 👻 Photo from my collection, 1964.

[dragongirlsweetie]

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

[clementine-kesh]

not all character interpretations are valid some of you are racist

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[sab3rtooth]

patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

[urie]

[mtsodie]

moodboard

[m3djed]

a space can do so much for the tone of an insult. fuckhead is just a regular insult maybe a little uncommon. fuck head = give me jelly beans you fuck head. dip shit is different than dipshit.

[poligon-sticker]

aphid