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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
we're not kids anymore.
hello vonnie
Three Goblin Art
Origami Around
Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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noise dept.
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Kiana Khansmith
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@m3dkit
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#when you’re tryna get a date but the dudes kid doesn’t like you (via @keirahagai)
this is a kids’ movie about threesomes
For once, setting yourself on fire will not fix this.
DM: The fire continues to spread. [Sword-cerer], you’re the only one left in there right?
Sword-cerer: ….I set myself on fire. (Usually, this fixes everything.)
Rest of party: NOOOO GET OUT OF THERE
Cleric OOC: I WILL GIVE YOU A SPEED BUFF JUST GET OUT
Rogue OOC: FOR ONCE, SETTING YOURSELF ON FIRE WILL NOT FIX THIS
DM: (jokingly) Roll to see if setting yourself on fire will fix this.
Sword-cerer: *nat 20*
DM: (spends five minutes trying to come up with response) …The fire is intimidated by your fire and goes away. That’s it, after this session I’m buying a sandwich plushie and crying.
Entire party: (cheering and laughing)
I miss swoleyatta
He will always live in our hearts.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
an ex art student’s lament
he deserves to be petty every once in a while
when you walk past a classroom that your friend is in
What do you think about the new overwatch hero, Sombra?
How do you hack a cowboy???
why did you block out the name who am i supposed to contact
liquidferret:
When you’re playing Mercy and the other team’s Reinhardt is after you
Choo choo
This is accurate because the teammates are completely ineffectual.
Why you shouldn't wake the druid
So it was me (high elf rogue), half elf druid, half orc barbarian and wood elf ranger travelling together and set up camp for the night. The ranger had first watch and i had the second one. Nothing happened on the rangers watch then came my turn.
Me: *rolls 16 on perception*
DM: You spot the orcs exiting the tower carrying chests.
Me: Wakes everyone up and tells them they are getting away with the loot.
Barbarian: After them!
Druid half asleep when we got close enough shot a lightning bolt hitting 3 of them, instantly killing 2.
Needless to say the fight was short and the druid went straight back to bed. Me and the ranger both with a newfound fear of waking her up.
Fast forward a few days, we set up camp and during my watch 4 sabertooth tigers tries sneaking up on us.
Me: I wake up the ranger with my magehand and the barbarian with my hands.
Druid(OOC): And not me?
Me: I don’t want to get a bolt in my face.
Barbarian wakes up druid and the fighting starts.
Druid: I cast conjure animals and summon 8 wolves.
DM: Umm okay. *adds 8 wolves around the map*. Comes around the turn of the tigers dm moves one that is has 5 wolves around it, forgetting they can do attack of opportunity. Killing the tiger.
Druid(OOC): I didn’t think i would like conjure stuff but that was awesome!
So in conclusion, if you wake up our druid without a good reason you’ll be either lightningbolted in the face or have 8 wolves start chewing on you. Ranger and me now permanently feared of waking up the druid.
when you learn to do something really awesome and try to show your friends
