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Owner 1- 🦈//Owner 2- 🐙

[m3rm4idthoughts]

☆ Welcome! ☆

To our blog about merfolk!

This is a co-owner blog, and we'll be signing off with emojis

Owner 1 - 🦈

Owner 2 - 🐙

🦈 – "I overthink mermaid lore so I just wanted to speak about it"

🐙 – "I like jellyfish"

This is probably gonna be updated irregularly because it's just random thoughts of if mermaids were real

This can also be used as ideas for fan fiction writers or aus if you want!!

[m3rm4idthoughts]

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TransFish

"Trans Clownfish Merfolk would be a normalized thing in Mermaid society " – 🦈

"What" – 🐙

"Clownfish only have one female per group and if the female dies the dominant male of the group becomes the female while the biggest nondominant male becomes the new dominant male. All clownfish are also born males. " – 🦈

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Octopeople fetish

"Do you think there's a fetish for octopeople among merpeople because of the tentacles" – 🐙

"I think people would also have a jellyfish thing because they would wanna get stung.. Wait I think jellyfish would be tasers because like they could be security mall cops because they wouldn't hurt people that badly but hurt them enough so they don't take anything" – 🦈

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"Do you think the mermaid version of cigarettes is blowing bubbles from a shell" – 🦈

"Wait do you think they get high from going to the surface and they use the litter in the ocean like jars or fucking bags and they scoop up the air and they deal it" – 🐙

[m3rm4idthoughts]

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The Fishy Market

"Do you think the currency for the black market merpeople would be the scales of the dead ones or like different types for each kind?" – 🦈

"Would fish ransom also be a thing? But instead of merpeople it's just actual fish? Black market scams maybe?" – 🐙

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Dolphin controversy

"I feel like if a pufferfish merperson saw a dolphin one swim by they would hide knowing their ancestors were violated by them (speaking as in if mermaids were fishes that half evolved.)" – 🦈

"Dolphin specieism..but for a good reason" – 🐙

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How do mermaids twerk

"Would they shake their tails"

"Like they twirl their tails around in the water" – 🦈

"No they just shimmy themselves backwards" – 🐙

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Mermaid ass

"Do you think mermaids with big butts would be made fun of because they wouldn't be able to escape predators easily because the weight is dragging them down?" – 🦈

"How would mermaid bbls work.. Like do mermaids have mermaid fat in their tail that gets transferred to the back of their tail or does it go in reverse to even out their tail and make it stronger??" – 🐙

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Blobfish beauty standard

"Do you think blobfish mermaids would be considered more beautiful in the deep sea than if they were in shallow waters" – 🦈