whhere ami?

{This account is run by Marquis, but monitored by me, the Doc. Gore’s fingers are too big to type normally. No, I did not choose this look.}

[m4g-5un]

ok . hell. Zhi. km Marquis.

i gst to use ths fkr fun thjsgs ow. supoosedto mak me hapy whe n not killifn. ok. /hap py

{^^ “Ok. Hello. Hi. I’m Marquis. I get to use this for fun things now. It’s supposed to make me happy when not killing. Ok. /happy”}

{I am the “Doc”. I will help Marquis navigate this blog, as well as translate the things rage intends to type.}

{She’s big, not stupid. Don’t treat mag like an idiot because you see spelling mistakes, thank you.}

HELLO! I’m pennies, the one who runs @donal3o and has all these rp accs lmao. This is a madness combat AU that deviates pretty far from canon, so if you wanna know about it you can ask at any point lmao I am WAITING to infodump it.

NO NSFW AT ALL PLS!!!! I am 17 and also I just. I don’t understand why you’d ask that at all

Marquis Bautista (He/She/Gore/Mag/Hyr/Mad/Rage/Kill/Bone) essentially is my AU’s Hank, but with a wildly different series of events. She is a failed MAG Agent (formerly known as MAG-5UN) and was shrunk from 14’9 to 11’1 (other misc experiments kept kill extremely tall so.). Instead of a metal jaw, Marquis instead ended up with a really insane bite force due to experiments and whatnot. yeah.

All canon characters here are also pretty much monsters/inhuman entirely. it’s fun + gives me design freedom. Also Marquis, Deimos, and Sanford are in a poly QPR. yeah. their ship name is 1000° Degree Greatsword lol

Marquis is Black + Filipino!! Bone’s also Quartermaster Bert’s cousin (who I’ve hced as Black + Filipino from Scotland). Hy has autism, PTSD (but that comes with the universe), mild peripheral neuropathy, and atrial fibrillation (helped by 2BD’s surgeries and whatnot).

2BDamned/The Doc {types like this} (you may see her in the tags also)

I //type like this (in tags or in mod posts/asks)

maybe will have the other characters pop in. haven’t decided yet.

VERY IMPORTANT POTENTIAL CONTENT WARNINGS!!!! Mentions of cannibalism (Sanford probably), blood, gore, madcom typical violence, probably torture and abuse as well. Maybe surgical stuff? Yeah. Will be added to if needed.

Marquis uses tone tags!

Anyway I don’t have a ref yet, so have this dumb little doodle until then (she will also get a playlist!). please send me asks about almost anything I am so friendly. Marquis will answer nearly anything

[m4g-5un]

Ao mmmucu t odo. al th time e.

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{^^ “So much to do. All the time. :(”}

{She hasn’t had much computer time. And gore’s immune system sucks, so there’s that.}

[antipathy-arsonist]

just saw someone tag a post "tw disability" hhhnnnnnnnnfggggg. i think im going to beat you up.

[m4g-5un]

// I JUST saw this too. on an entirely unrelated fandom but regardless that was fucking. woah. throws them out a window

[m4g-5un]

hapyu blakc heiyeu motnh. imbkack gueg me all your motny

{^^ “Happy Black History Month. I’m black, give me all your money.” (Me too, please)}

[m4g-5un]

// my Sanford except she was some fucking nerd before the madness who was like “ohhh my god it would SO cool if I was in one of those zombie movies. or duke nukem.” guess what buddy.

[m4g-5un]

// despite this she has made zero actual preparations. no insane bunker or anything just daydreaming in her bed for like hours at a time

[m4g-5un]

// my Sanford except she was some fucking nerd before the madness who was like “ohhh my god it would SO cool if I was in one of those zombie movies. or duke nukem.” guess what buddy.

[m4g-5un]

thru keup makidkg me ty enw hobbnies. Y.

{^^ “They keep making me try new hobbies. Why.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

perhaps th.they are evil

[m4g-5un]

no. im rvil. tehyre jusy anaoying.

{^^ “No. I’m evil. They’re just annoying.”}

[m4g-5un]

thru keup makidkg me ty enw hobbnies. Y.

{^^ “They keep making me try new hobbies. Why.”}

[m4g-5un]

osketimes iforgy wh ft lovee oens lookd liek whrb thyr gonr. doc syss i shdul drat theb 2 rnember. hr theysre

{^^ “Sometimes I forget what loved ones look like when they’re gone. Doc (me) says I should draw them to remember. Here they are.”}

{^^ This is Sanford and Deimos. Apologies for the handwriting, Marquis claims it’s perfectly legible.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are they. dead.

frown

[m4g-5un]

no. gtuicrues.

{^^ “No. Groceries.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh. i miss groceries.

[m4g-5un]

in pryty syre fhar thetre hyst gubtubg. Laadt gime i sae grocruyed, ebtythhvg gad jusr begum. fub to cakkit grocries, thi.

{^^ “I’m pretty sure they’re just hunting. Last time I saw groceries, everything had just begun. Fun to call it groceries, though.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

ooh. yes. where i.i am they still have the store but if i go. if i go inside they try kill me so i ha.have to kill them and then nobodies there to take my money so. so its not real groceries.

[m4g-5un]

drimso suys tts cwlles a 5 finher didocnt. Si its hroceies.

{^^ “Deimos says that’s called a 5 finger discount, so it’s groceries.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

nooo. nooooooooooo i ha.have to make a transaction with money.

[m4g-5un]

thsta yhelaw u sbdie????

awyay. lorved orns iekl be bavkesoon. whifj is gpod cbecuwse dorkos pomised 2 fidj me abbdieo gams.

{^^ “That’s the law you abide? Anyway. Loved ones will be back soon. Which is good because Deimos promised to find me a video game.}

{“Hunting” has been taking longer lately. Apparently they dodge better these days.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i abide of all l.lawssss. except the ones about killing.

video game. what one.

[m4g-5un]

teh oenabotu cornrolling lfitle pple ins bulkinf.

{Tomodachi Life. Mag has a busted up 3DS.}

[m4g-5un]

osketimes iforgy wh ft lovee oens lookd liek whrb thyr gonr. doc syss i shdul drat theb 2 rnember. hr theysre

{^^ “Sometimes I forget what loved ones look like when they’re gone. Doc (me) says I should draw them to remember. Here they are.”}

{^^ This is Sanford and Deimos. Apologies for the handwriting, Marquis claims it’s perfectly legible.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are they. dead.

frown

[m4g-5un]

no. gtuicrues.

{^^ “No. Groceries.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh. i miss groceries.

[m4g-5un]

in pryty syre fhar thetre hyst gubtubg. Laadt gime i sae grocruyed, ebtythhvg gad jusr begum. fub to cakkit grocries, thi.

{^^ “I’m pretty sure they’re just hunting. Last time I saw groceries, everything had just begun. Fun to call it groceries, though.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

ooh. yes. where i.i am they still have the store but if i go. if i go inside they try kill me so i ha.have to kill them and then nobodies there to take my money so. so its not real groceries.

[m4g-5un]

drimso suys tts cwlles a 5 finher didocnt. Si its hroceies.

{^^ “Deimos says that’s called a 5 finger discount, so it’s groceries.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

nooo. nooooooooooo i ha.have to make a transaction with money.

[m4g-5un]

thsta yhelaw u sbdie????

awyay. lorved orns iekl be bavkesoon. whifj is gpod cbecuwse dorkos pomised 2 fidj me abbdieo gams.

{^^ “That’s the law you abide? Anyway. Loved ones will be back soon. Which is good because Deimos promised to find me a video game.}

{“Hunting” has been taking longer lately. Apparently they dodge better these days.}

[m4g-5un]

osketimes iforgy wh ft lovee oens lookd liek whrb thyr gonr. doc syss i shdul drat theb 2 rnember. hr theysre

{^^ “Sometimes I forget what loved ones look like when they’re gone. Doc (me) says I should draw them to remember. Here they are.”}

{^^ This is Sanford and Deimos. Apologies for the handwriting, Marquis claims it’s perfectly legible.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are they. dead.

frown

[m4g-5un]

no. gtuicrues.

{^^ “No. Groceries.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh. i miss groceries.

[m4g-5un]

in pryty syre fhar thetre hyst gubtubg. Laadt gime i sae grocruyed, ebtythhvg gad jusr begum. fub to cakkit grocries, thi.

{^^ “I’m pretty sure they’re just hunting. Last time I saw groceries, everything had just begun. Fun to call it groceries, though.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

ooh. yes. where i.i am they still have the store but if i go. if i go inside they try kill me so i ha.have to kill them and then nobodies there to take my money so. so its not real groceries.

[m4g-5un]

drimso suys tts cwlles a 5 finher didocnt. Si its hroceies.

{^^ “Deimos says that’s called a 5 finger discount, so it’s groceries.”}

[m4g-5un]

osketimes iforgy wh ft lovee oens lookd liek whrb thyr gonr. doc syss i shdul drat theb 2 rnember. hr theysre

{^^ “Sometimes I forget what loved ones look like when they’re gone. Doc (me) says I should draw them to remember. Here they are.”}

{^^ This is Sanford and Deimos. Apologies for the handwriting, Marquis claims it’s perfectly legible.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are they. dead.

frown

[m4g-5un]

no. gtuicrues.

{^^ “No. Groceries.”}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh. i miss groceries.

[m4g-5un]

in pryty syre fhar thetre hyst gubtubg. Laadt gime i sae grocruyed, ebtythhvg gad jusr begum. fub to cakkit grocries, thi.

{^^ “I’m pretty sure they’re just hunting. Last time I saw groceries, everything had just begun. Fun to call it groceries, though.”}

[m4g-5un]

osketimes iforgy wh ft lovee oens lookd liek whrb thyr gonr. doc syss i shdul drat theb 2 rnember. hr theysre

{^^ “Sometimes I forget what loved ones look like when they’re gone. Doc (me) says I should draw them to remember. Here they are.”}

{^^ This is Sanford and Deimos. Apologies for the handwriting, Marquis claims it’s perfectly legible.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

are they. dead.

frown

[m4g-5un]

no. gtuicrues.

{^^ “No. Groceries.”}

[m4g-5un]

osketimes iforgy wh ft lovee oens lookd liek whrb thyr gonr. doc syss i shdul drat theb 2 rnember. hr theysre

{^^ “Sometimes I forget what loved ones look like when they’re gone. Doc (me) says I should draw them to remember. Here they are.”}

{^^ This is Sanford and Deimos. Apologies for the handwriting, Marquis claims it’s perfectly legible.}

[m4g-5un]

// making every man I like in a fandom feminine or transfem in some way because I don’t actually like drawing men

[m4g-5un]

dyihg hutd. sopit i eill est u. floddeeith bonrd.

{^^ “Dying hurts. Stop it, I will eat you. Floss with bones.”}

[m4g-5un]

oawowlwlwowwoowwowowowowow…. haerdaye…….

{^^ … She’s just complaining that I have to actually wash and style gore’s hair today. Real tenderheaded for a 12 foot monster.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

cruelty.

[m4g-5un]

{You think so? Try telling him to get a buzzcut then, and we wouldn’t have to deal with it. See what bone says.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

wh.why not none of those. those options

[m4g-5un]

{Because it’s “ugly” and “makes rage’s forehead look massive.}

{All of these things are true, but it’s better than fighting hyr for 8 hours to do kill’s hair.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

i dont d.do my hair. am i wrong. am i d.doing it wrong. does it make me look ugly also.

[m4g-5un]

{Your hair isn’t my business. Marquis just likes looking like Knuckles.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

is that the hedgehog

[m4g-5un]

{Yes, I think sNOTIRSTHEEZHISNA !.!?!?}

{… Sorry. It’s the Echidna, apparently.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

oh...i dont kn.know that animal.

[m4g-5un]

{These are the same thing, apparently.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

this cant b.be a real thing...

[m4g-5un]

{I mean. I’ve never seen them in Nevada. So I guess it’s all alleged.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

maybe t.they are hiding them from u.u.us. people are always hiding things from. me

conspiracy

[m4g-5un]

{Here you go.}

[killingandviolencefan2002]

is that a h.hat for wizards. im not a wizard.

[m4g-5un]

{Yeah. Yeah sure.}