fat & wearing jeans

22yo, she/they, U.S. | this blog is purely self-indulgent with zero rhyme or reason

[suedabnormal]

[slideswayy]

a roman fucking statue brought to fucking life

[i-am-the-oyster]

[starshapedoasis]

-Loch Lomond, 1996

[masterxdanx]

We work jobs that we hate, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like.

[mahawavy]

[orcboxer]

"trump dying won't fix fascism" neither would a big steamy bowl of pad thai but I still want it

[nerdygaymormon]

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

[etakeh]

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

[mallory-x]

Regardless of the date on it, if any can is bulging or leaking, throw it away unopened. That’s a sign of botulism, which causes neurological symptoms and possibly death. Other warning signs include cans hissing or exploding when opened, bubbling contents, badly dented or rusty cans, foul smellling contents, or milky liquids that should be clear.

DO NOT TASTE TEST. Even a small amount of botulism is dangerous and you can be infected through the skin. Double bag suspicious cans and throw them away outside of the house.

[b0ywiththeblues]

you asked me to do this with the boys’ solo careers so here we go 🫶🏻

[star-shaped-submarine]

Vulnerability

[m4rtha-my-dear]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Oasis (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Liam Gallagher/Noel Gallagher Characters: Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher, Debbie Gwyther, Paul "Bonehead" Arthurs Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mpreg | Male Pregnancy Summary:

“Congratulations, Mr. Gallagher, you are the oldest expectant mother I have personally ever witnessed. I didn’t think it was possible. Your last heat was some years ago, correct?”

The Mr. Gallagher in question sort of wishes she’d kept some of that to herself.

“Well, yeah,” he says. “I mean, I sort of… had them start up again for a bit, like. After becoming…” Jesus, this is so fucking awkward. “Becoming sexually active with someone again, after… some time apart.”

“Was it your brother,” his gynecologist asks.

Liam gulps. “Ha, ha,” he says weakly.

[m4rtha-my-dear]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Passenger (Movie 2023) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage Sex Relationships: Benson/Randy Bradley Characters: Benson (The Passenger Movie 2023) Summary:

You’ve sort of realized why your dad beat you as a kid. No one deserves to be this naïve and sheltered when the world is this fucked up.

[gnawu]

love this scene

[depsidase]

[freddjjj]

[gesternchen]

❝Life is only interesting if life is wide.❞

📼 Kill Your Darlings, 2013.

[dir. John Krokidas]

[star-shaped-submarine]

What I don’t get abt the reply girls on Liam’s Twitter is how they’ll beg and beg for attention from him and when he finally replies their response is to type out ‘omg Liam you fucking stupid bitch you’re so fucking stupid and annoying I hate you you fucking stupid annoying bitch’. What do you gain from such an activity