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the unexpected

remer x fem reader

note: this took me like 18 million years to write 😭 i got interrupted several times after i started by school, finals week, christmas, writers block, etc… i couldnt decide how i wanted to write this but hopefully it turned out alright. also sorry if the smut is bad lol i haven’t been loving smut recently. but as always enjoy and tell me your thoughts :)

content: 18+, accidental flashing, slight smut, handjob/fingering, little fluff at the end

word count: 3.8k

summary: you come home to find out you arent alone

After a late night at work you finally trudged through the door, partially exhausted but also excited and relieved. You had the house to yourself tonight for once—a rare occasion. Coop and Remer had told you that they would be out late tonight after their practice for some work/meeting thing, so you were “the man of the house” for the night, as Remer had put it.

You loved living with the boys, they were undoubtedly your best friends, but being the only girl in the house was tiring at times, and it was just nice to get a break from them every once in a while.

You slipped your shoes off at the door, dumping your work bag onto the couch before making your way down the hall to your bedroom. It was eerily quiet in the house, peaceful almost. Honestly, it was strange to not hear either bickering, or the tv blasting in the living room for a change.

Originally, you were just planning on changing into cozy clothes and getting into bed right away, but you instead decided to take advantage of this alone time while it lasted and take a nice long shower. Without the guys home you could take as much time as you wanted in the bathroom without having one of them barge in while you’re showering because they need to piss or something stupid. It was unfortunately a regular occurrence.

You picked out your favorite pair of pajamas, some comfy sleeping pants and your favorite oversized t-shirt, to wear after your shower and laid them out nicely on your bed before stripping down out of your work outfit and wrapping your bath robe around yourself. You even took the time to light a candle to make sure your room is perfectly cozy for when you return.

You let your hair down out of the tight bun it was tied up in, giving it a quick brush through before heading to the bathroom.

Just as you were a few steps away from the door, it dramatically swung open and your eyes went wide at the sight.

“Remer?!” you said rather loudly due to being startled half to death, but also because of the display before you.

He must not have known you were home either because he had just casually waltzed out of the bathroom completely naked, with nothing on but the thin gold chain around his neck that he always wore and a towel in his hands that he was using to dry his hair as he walked out.

His head snapped up at the sound of your voice, and he immediately scrambled to cover himself with the towel.

“Dude!”

“I didn’t do anything!” by now you had covered your burning face with your hands.

“You scared the shit out of me! I put a towel on,” he chuckled as he noticed you hiding your face. “Sorry, I didn’t know you were home.”

You peaked out from behind your hands, and he had in fact wrapped the towel loosely around his waist. You noticed the way it hung on his hips, his slight v-line still exposed along with the thin happy trail that disappeared beneath the towel.

There were still some drops of water on his skin that sparkled in the soft light of the hallway, and his glasses were still slightly foggy from being in the steamy bathroom.

Not to mention his curls. You’d never seen them wet before, but they each had formed perfect little ringlets, water still dripping off the ends.

You tried to push the image out of your mind that you had in fact just accidentally seen… everything.

“Uh, hello?” Remer waved a hand in front of your face.

“What? Sorry-“ you felt your cheeks burning red as you moved your gaze up to meet his eyes, clearing your throat softly. He had a small grin on his face.

“I asked if you enjoyed the free show,” he said, teasing.

“Shut up,” you rolled your eyes as an attempt to play it off, face still warm as you pushed past him into the bathroom, “You weren’t supposed to be home until later.”

“Meeting got done early and Coop went to go hang with Jenna,” he shrugged, leaning casually against the doorframe, watching you in the bathroom mirror as he spoke.

“Oh,” you felt another blush start to creep up your neck at the fact that you were probably going to be alone with him in the house for the rest of the night after you just witnessed him completely nude for the first time. Not that you were waiting for the day that you would finally see that or anything. Totally.

It was obviously an accident, you didn’t mean to walk in on him- or him walk out on you? Either way.

“You okay?” he must’ve caught the look on your face as your thoughts raced through your mind, even though you were trying to be inconspicuous. “You just look like you’re thinking about something.”

You could hear the smirk in his tone before you even looked up into the mirror to see it on his face.

“Yeah, I’m just getting ready to shower myself,” you spoke nonchalantly, trying to avoid any more questions from him. You were definitely thinking about more than just the shower and he knew it.

He moved closer to stand next to you in front of the sink, looking at himself in the mirror and messing with his hair as he talked, “Wanna watch a movie or something when you’re done?”

It wasn’t unusual for you and Remer to hang out together in the living room and watch movies, it was honestly one of your favorite parts about being roommates with him and Coop, having little movie nights together. But you suddenly felt shy around him, and being this close to him while he was still only wearing a towel wasn’t helping.

“I mean, I was just gonna go to bed…long day at work,” you spoke softly.

“Come on, seriously?” he turned to look at you face to face instead of looking at you through the mirror. You glanced up at him before looking back down. He picked up on your sudden change of demeanor.

“What you’re all shy now because you saw my dick?” he giggled.

“Remer,” you smacked his arm as he laughed, your face getting redder still.

As his giggles died down you spoke up again, “I just wasn’t expecting to see… that.”

“Well it was bound to happen eventually.”

Eventually?

“What does that mean?” you asked, turning to face him now too.

“Oh I walk around naked all the time when you’re not here,” his face turned into a toothy grin as you raised your eyebrows at him, giggling softly.

“You’re a freak,” you joked.

“Hey it’s natural!”

You laughed softly at him as you went to start the shower so the water could warm up. Remer continued inspecting himself in the mirror, his hair mostly.

“My hair looks like shit right now,” he said as he continued fiddling with his still damp curls.

“It always looks like shit,” you were only joking of course.

“Oh?” He proceeded to shake out the remaining water out of his hair, making sure to spray you right in the face with it.

“Hey!” you laughed, pushing him playfully away. As you shoved him back, you slipped slightly on a small puddle of water on the bathroom floor that must’ve still been there from when Remer showered earlier.

He quickly grabbed your hips, moving slightly closer to help steady you, “Be careful jesus!”

He laughed softly as he looked down at you, keeping his hands on your hips, watching as another blush covered your cheeks.

“Sorry,” you laughed softly back, looking up at him. You felt his grip remain on your hips, and your smile slowly faded as you got lost in your gaze again. He was staring back down at you, his own face going soft now too.

You felt one of his hands move to the small of your back over the plush fabric of your robe, pulling you closer towards him. Your hands came up to rest on his bare abdomen as you both instinctively leaned in closer.

Realizing what was happening, the redness further covered your cheeks and you looked down trying to hide your sudden shyness. His eyes remained locked on your face, even as you attempted to look away.

“Hey…” he spoke gently, trailing off as his fingertips moved to carefully tilt your chin back up to face him. You looked up at him with big doe eyes, frozen in place as his fingers lingered beneath your chin. Remer just looked at you, his eyes flickering across your face as if he was trying to see your thoughts.

You waited for him to say something, but instead his gaze landed on your lips. His hand moved to brush a stray strand of hair out of your face before cupping your cheek gently. You could feel yourself being drawn to him more and more by the second, the desire between the two of you beginning to form further.

You were still staring at him like a deer in headlights as he started to slowly lean down closer towards your face. You snapped out of it, realizing what was about to happen, looking at his lips now as he was looking at yours.

Remer slowly lent down, stopping an inch away from your face to look at you one last time before gently connecting his lips with yours. Your eyes immediately fluttered closed when you felt his warm lips on yours, leaving a soft lingering kiss before he pulled back a little.

He smiled softly, his own cheeks a faint pink now as well.

“Sorry-“ he whispered, still very close to your face. Your noses were almost touching and you could feel his breath tickling your face.

All you could do was shake your head gently, your eyes being drawn back to his lips again.

His soft smile turned into a small smirk as his hand slid to cradle the back of your head, gently pulling you in and closing the small gap between the two of you once again.

You melted into the warmth of his lips this time, as he carefully pulled your body flush against his.

The kiss was still soft and gentle, but your mouths moved in time as it began to deepen. Your arms moved up to wrap around his neck as he pulled you closer against him, his hand sliding up to hold the side of your face, thumb gently brushing across your burning cheek.

You could feel yourself getting lost in the kiss and your mind going foggy as the bathroom began to fill with steam from the running water. Truth be told you had always had a secret little “crush” on Remer, but you never thought you would ever be acting on it like this, let alone him being the one to initiate it.

As the kiss continued to grow more intense you stumbled slightly backwards as Remer walked you back towards the counter. His kisses were clearly becoming more needy and desperate as the moments went by, a soft sigh escaping your lips as his tongue slid into the kiss.

He pressed against you into the counter, and you could already tell that something was happening beneath his towel. You moved your hands to gently hold his face as he continued to make out with you.

Suddenly you felt his hands on your hips, easily lifting you up to sit you on top of the counter as your lips stayed connected.

You immediately closed your legs, feeling exposed by the fact that you had nothing on beneath your bath robe although you knew Remer also had nothing on but a thin towel around his waist.

He mumbled against your lips, “S’okay, relax. Trust me.”

His voice was gentle and you obliged, relaxing your legs so he could stand more comfortably between them as his lips started to trail down to your neck.

You gasped softly as the sensation of his hot kisses against your skin, threading your fingers into his curls at the back of his neck as he went along.

He hummed against your neck, the deep vibrations sending chills through your body, your breath hitching slightly as his teeth grazed the skin.

“Don’t leave a mark where people can see,” you managed to whisper out as he started to nip more firmly at the skin.

“Yes ma’am,” he chuckled, carefully pulling your robe down over your shoulder a bit to expose more of your skin. He left a few more hot kisses down your neck before his lips traveled further towards your collarbone and chest.

You blushed as you felt his mouth against your skin, your fingers traveling up to tangle into his curls again, pulling on them gently.

He let out a quiet low groan against your skin, the vibrations sending goosebumps across your body. His arms snaked around your waist, pulling you tighter against him as you sat on the counter, and you could feel his growing arousal lightly pressing against you beneath his towel.

You gasped softly as he left a mark on your skin just below the collarbone, your back instinctively arching and pressing you more firmly into him. He pulled away slowly to look at you again, speaking in a low gravely tone.

“So pretty…”

You reached out to grab his face, pulling him back into your lips again. His arms tightened around you, and you could feel his excitement building further.

The kisses were starting to become messier by the minute, your tongues sliding together as he pressed his towel covered bulge against your core. The bathroom counter just so happened to be at the perfect height.

A soft moan escaped your lips into the kiss, and he responded eagerly placing his hand against your bare thigh.

You could hardly think straight but you were coherent enough to whisper to Remer against his lips.

“Not here please.”

Remer pulled away slightly to look at you through his fogged up glasses, nodding gently before grabbing you and practically throwing you over his shoulder.

“Hey!” you giggled, slightly shocked at how easy it was for him to pick you up like that.

He giggled back as he quickly carried you out of the bathroom, and down the hall to his room without even bothering to turn the shower off first.

After closing the door behind him he carefully set you down on his bed.

“What about the shower?”

“Blame Squeak for the water bill,” he muttered before swiftly reconnecting his lips with yours.

You melted into the kiss again as he gently pushed you back on the bed, hovering over you as you laid on your back.

The kiss quickly heated up again as your hands traveled down his chest and towards the towel around his hips.

“Can I do something?” you panted softly against his lips.

“Anything you want,” he responded between kisses.

After his approval you began to slowly tease the edge of his towel with your fingers, feeling his muscles start to flex slightly with anticipation. A low groan left his lips as he felt your gentle touch against his skin.

You started to slowly undo the towel, unveiling the sight you had accidentally seen earlier. Except this time it was different, you actually wanted to see him like this, not on accident.

You pulled your lips away from his to look down between the two of you, a blush flooding your cheeks once again and warmth beginning to grow between your legs.

You looked back up at him for a moment before Remer’s lips reconnected with yours.

As you continued to make out you reached down, gently taking his length into your hand and slowly starting to move it up and down.

“Fuck,” he groaned softly, pulling his face away to look down at your movements.

You continued to stroke him slowly, earning little moans of pleasure from Remer as he watched.

“Can I touch you too?” he panted, as he rested his forehead against yours.

You blushed before nodding softly in response, unable to form any words at the moment due to the fact that you were still a little shocked that all of this was happening.

Remer kissed your lips again gently before rolling over onto the bed next to you, propping himself up on his side and gently undoing the tie holding your robe together around your body.

You watched his face as your body finally became exposed to him, goosebumps rising over your bare skin as you felt the cold air. His eyes trailed down your figure as you stared at him, practically begging him to touch you.

“You’re so perfect,” he muttered as he pulled you in for another kiss, slightly messier than the previous soft and sweet one that he left you with moments ago.

A soft noise escaped your lips as you felt his warm hand on your side, slowly traveling down over your waist and hip. He massaged your thigh gently as his lips moved down to the side of your neck again.

You whined softly as his hand teased further towards the place you needed him most, feeling Remer smirk slightly against your neck as he continued to nibble at the skin.

You began growing a bit inpatient and decided to take matters into your own hands, literally. Your hand found his length once again and resumed stroking him slowly.

Remer exhaled sharply against your skin, his own hand finally sliding between your legs.

“Shit-” he panted as he trailed his fingertips through your folds, feeling just how wet you were for him already.

You moaned softly at the sensation, squirming slightly in an effort to get him to touch you further. His fingers continued to move, grazing against your clit and sending a jolt of pleasure through you simply from the light touch.

You reflexively arched your back a bit, finding his lips again in a messy kiss as you pumped your hand faster on his length.

He moaned deeper now against your mouth, responding by rubbing his fingers in steady circles between your legs. His movements were methodical, almost like he already knew exactly how you liked it.

Your mouth hung open slightly as you panted, resting your foreheads against one another’s as you both continued to pleasure each other.

“Faster, please,” you whined, feeling the pit of your stomach quickly starting to tighten.

“So good baby,” he groaned as you also quickened your strokes, occasionally swiping your thumb across his tip.

You could tell he was close, as were you, since your kisses had turned into both of you practically panting into each other’s mouths.

“Doug-” was all you managed to squeak out before the knot in your stomach came undone, releasing around his fingers as your body trembled slightly with pleasure.

Seeing you finish, Remer reached his high shortly after with a string of slightly feminine moans as he spilled out over your hand and onto his stomach.

You both just laid there quiet for a moment, the only sounds being your soft pants as each of you tried to catch your breath. Remer grabbed the towel that he previously had been wearing to carefully wipe off your hand and clean himself up as you wrapped your robe back around yourself, standing up off his bed.

“Where are you going?” he asked softly, almost giving you puppy-dog eyes like he was begging you to stay.

“I’m going to shower before all the hot water is gone,” you laughed softly as he got up and slipped on a pair of boxers and walked over to where you were standing.

“Without me?” he pouted.

“Shut up,” you laughed, earning a giggle from Remer as you pushed past him out the door of his bedroom to go back down to the bathroom.

You felt refreshed after your shower, even though you did run out of hot water towards the end… you would make sure to yell at Remer for that later. You did your usual post-shower routine, doing your skin and hair care in front of the mirror. As you brushed your hair over your shoulder you noticed a small mark forming on the side of your neck.

“Seriously Remer,” you muttered to yourself, rolling your eyes but also blushing softly as a small smile crept onto your lips. He just had to leave a mark where people could see.

You went back to your room, changing into your pajamas which you had laid out earlier before grabbing your blanket and heading back down to the living room, where you assumed Remer would be.

Sure enough he was sitting on the couch, now wearing his own pajama pants and a t-shirt. His head turned in your direction when he heard you walk in, a soft smile forming on his face.

“Hi pretty,” he smiled, patting the cushion next to him inviting you to sit down.

You blushed instantly at the name, pretty.

“Hey,” you spoke softly as you sat down next to him, keeping a bit of space between the two of you as you were still slightly unsure of his intentions with you. Maybe it was just a one time thing, maybe now you were more than just friends… either way you didn’t want to make him uncomfortable or mess anything up between the two of you so you stayed cautious.

“Wanna watch a movie?” he spoke gently, looking over at you.

You looked back at him, trying to fight back the blush still on your cheeks, “Sure, you can pick.”

He nodded picking out some random movie that looked interesting before sinking down into his seat. You did the same, curling up and covering yourself with your blanket, trying to get cozy.

“Can I get in on that?” Remer gestured to your blanket, his usual goofy grin on his face.

You giggled softly, handing him some of the blanket as he snaked his arm around your waist, gently pulling you over closer to him on the couch.

You couldn’t help but smile at the gesture, leaning against him as the movie began, Remer keeping his arm comfortably around you.

The two of you quietly watched the film play, Remer absentmindedly tracing soft shapes across the side of your thigh as he watched. You looked over at him as he stayed focused on the screen, clearly very enthralled by the movie. A soft giggled slipped out as you watched him which caught his attention.

“What?” he asked, a grin forming on his face as he turned to see you looking at him.

“Nothing,” you giggled.

“Stop looking at me,” he teased, poking your side gently.

You just giggled, leaning into him further as you smiled at him. You liked seeing him smile, the way little dimples sometimes poked through his cheeks when he was really smiling.

He looked down at you smiling, his eyes going to your lips for a moment before leaning in and kissing you softly.

“I’m happy I was home when you got home,” he spoke gently, a smirk on his face.

“Me too.”

#ah sorry this feels so rushed #i was over it LMAO #hes so boyfriend tho #matt stone #baseketball #doug remer #doug remer x reader #matt stone x reader #fanfiction #fanfic

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