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life hack.......eat biscuit then drink apple juice adn it tastes like. apple crumble:)))))

NOOOO MY ROUTINE :((((( MY ROUTIIIIIIINE :(( IS DIFFERENT NOOOOOOOOOOO :(((((((((((( AND I HADNT BEEN PREPARED FOR IT :( NOOO3EDJJJ

#yh this one is also about my period #youd think with how much im complaining this time around that it was my first rodeo #genuinely the night 1 #feels like a psych horror #im not joking #just awake enough to realise there is a horrific pain making me writhe around #just asleep enough to forget how to solve it #and that happens every month #nobody accuse me of tmi please i am already crabby enough

oh looks like i am in my menstrual phase and i am bleeding😯!!! luckily☝️ the blood is the only side effect of this and i can otherwise continue my daily tasks ☺️i dont believe i need to take a paracetamol becaude i do not need it as there is no reason i would be in pain during my period of all things thsnk youuu lobe youuu peace and love peace and love

#FUCM OFF #I HATE PERIOD PAIN AND I DONT EVEN GET IT THAT BADLY #WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET #im not akchually that angry but i am irritated with myself

people who say they love medea spend too much time hating jason proportional to time spent loving medea.

#medea of colchis #medea #jason and the argonauts #like she is also crazy (but not mad) and funny and flawed in ways more interesting than just the classic anger of a scorned wife #medea is ABSOLUTELY still a bad person without jason in the picture #seeing tiktoks like 'hold on.....why am i lowk agreeing with medea lmao' maybe. because thats the point #youre meant to agree with her and youre meant to feel guilty for it #ALSO #shes so charismatic hello #why does no one talk about this #had the chorus in a trance #for the first monologue anyway #i always have so many tags on my medea posts its looking like #i just really really like her #probably my fav character of all time ngl #wait thunderstruck by a correlation is she not bitch by meredith brooks #she really is a little bit of everything. she really is nothing in between. and i really wouldnt want it any other way....huh #if i may speak one trait i LOVE is her exact type of intelligence #shes both very capable at plotting (and does in fact spend a large chunk of the play doing just that) AND an extremely impulsive individual #half of the final decisions in the play were spur of the moment and she still came out on top #quite literally. she was suspended above the stage

i have another medea post coming tomorrow and there are one billion tags. all of which i expect everybody to read in full. so prepare yourselves for 7:23pm.

#looking at u pobby and twisha

opened my phone bored as hell just to find a lighthearted medium-length fic id just started and forgot about from an author whos written 300+ works for the fandom i like. peace on earth and good will toward men achieved.

biologists describing every animal: aww :))) what a cute Oryctolagus cuniculus.....youre very dear to me Oryctolagus cuniculus :))))))))

biologists describing viruses: the devil is real and feels most comfortable burrowing into your skin

#do they have anything else going on #viruses i mean #do they do stuff other than malice #and apparently helping evolution allegedly

heard a motorcycle go by that sounded more bug than beast. embarrassing!!!

people with the third verse of i love you by the fontaines dc

#fontaines d.c.#international levels of misinterpretation #or global ignorance #or algorithmic depoliticisation #'but this islands run by sharks with childrens bones stuck in their jaws' shitttt ig its up to interpretation its just a song after all #'is their mammy fine gael and is their daddy fianna fail' aww <3 its about a romance <3333 awwwww

is this how people feel before they get akumatised

wow, looks like my lifes gonna be turned upside down this afternoon.........i better start recalling my life story in my internal dialogue so the audience can follow the plot later on

#since this is gonna be the beginning of the plot and al #which i know

too many parents trying to raise their kids to be super nice and overapologetic. not enough raising badass cool weirdos who cannot communicate effectively and feel at once emotionally distant and overly sincere

the little girl who sang the clarence end credits song now makes very poetic songs about her immense love for life the terror of childbirth and lesbians. so sometimes the best musicians come from the most expected places

#Good Habits (and Bad)#saba lou #novum ovum #the peakest album in the world btw #shes also into textiles and painting #I FUCKING LOVE PRIMROSE DINER I LOVE LESBIANS SO MUCH #'no queen should cower on the floor now and wipe up that rude swine's chow' STOP LEAVE ME ALONE #i dont actually know if the songs are meant to be lesbian or like. from the point of view of a straight man #but that seems like a STRETCH when all the romantic songs in novum ovum are either gender neutral (x2) or explicitly about a girl (x3)#(obv depending on what you interpret as a love song)#literally who would want to be a straight man more than once #so #lets go lesbians #obv speculation about a real persons sexuality is a tentative thing so im not saying at all that i think saba lou is def a girlkisser #but im just saying i think a queer lens is one of the intended interpretations of her songs

evil disco elysium. disco elysium if it was evil

#disco elysium #de #something beautiful is going to happen #i might check out this series maybe potentially after seeing the synopsis #but right now its just a de joke !!#evil

wait hold on i dont even remember why i like crabs when the fuck did this even start

#i dont even know much about them at all #cant stop now though #just what happens in this day and age

trying to explain why i love medea without sounding like a pretentious edgelord. yh she killed a 14 y/o out of jealousy + her two young sons. but i Like That.

#medea #medea of colchis #medea the woman u are <3 #and by extension #euripides the man u are <3 #euripides #guys wait i promise i like it because its simultaneously so groundbreaking for the time regarding female characterisation #but also presents medea as wrong for what shes doing and doesnt make her driven mad to excuse her actions #she is also funny #ALSO ALSO #shes so respectful to the chorus which is so lovely #like the whole time theyre like 'WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU' but she doesnt hold any grudge against them for judging her #bc like yeah #youre delighting in regicide and the murder of an innocent girl (and your husband but the chorus is pretty on board with that tbf)#of course they wont get it. they havent gone through what she has and thats fine #and shes emotionally intelligent enough to get that!!#idk man shes just so interesting and almost any moral angle you approach her from is defendable its so cool #jason sucks. no more to built on there #cant bring myself to dislike glauke because again. shes an innocent teenager who probably had little/no say in the marriage #like yh shes spoilt but shes literally a princess what else do we expect #creon.........depends on the day #the supporting characters are also really funny?? so i like them #who said a tragedy cant be a comedy

been doing some research and why does no one talk abotu zorotl i feel like he should be more famous he has his own web page and everything

#zorotl #eiffel 65 #that song got joked to oblivion but it still feels like something we dont address enough

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