mack’s characters (dead or alive) as things that have happened! food edition
maverick:
the time i bought half a watermelon and walked the winter night streets eating it with a spoon
jump: trying to eat salad while walking down the stairs, ending in salad spilt down the stairs and me eating a lettuce without dressing and three croutons
jackson: the time i got a hot chocolate with five shots of espresso and the people at the cash asked if i was sure and i thought it was too late to turn back so i said yes
rhett: the week i ate like 3+ oranges after school every day
santiago: eating spoonfuls of honey for no reason but it’s tasty
alistair: my drunk friend tossing me someones debit card to pay for a pizza that the owner of the card definitely did not get a slice of
fox:
me buying a bottle of flavoured water every day from the school cafeteria until they stopped serving it and the lady just bought cases with her own money so i could have flavoured water
ruth: feeding my coworkers the gross ice cream flavours when they ask for a sample
bonus:
the time we somehow flung a pickle slice across the restaurant while other patrons on looked, specifically a shoutout to the guy who saw it happen, stood up and went “wow, a pickle !” and stared at us
















