Shit-Post Journal

random thoughts feelings and opinions

[macaroni-rigatoni]

How do I explain to my TikTok algorithm that he broke up with me???

[decomposingpoet]

*walks into church wearing an innocent little white dress, sits down with my hands on my lap, looks intently at the preacher and proceeds to think of hardcore faggot porn for the next two hours*

[connieaaa]

Excuse me, my inner child is in an absolute rage and throwing things again...

[emailsicantsend-fwd-deactivated]

Me, July 7th at 12am

[macaroni-rigatoni]

How could Larry not figure out that he didn’t have hair for his hairbrush? like bestie, how do you know the polish word for lip but you can’t figure out that you need hair to use a hairbrush?

[macaroni-rigatoni]

If you can’t buy happiness why does therapy cost so much?!?!?! I need answers

[macaroni-rigatoni]

It has become very evident to me that I do not understand the law of cosines

[macaroni-rigatoni]

I’m gonna need my country music to get through this

[macaroni-rigatoni]

As a trans man, I often find that I just look like a lesbian

[macaroni-rigatoni]

Could the Supreme Court just- just stop

[macaroni-rigatoni]

Just saying my daily affirmations; act like Jesus not like Christians

[macaroni-rigatoni]

Im sitting alone on my bed at 3:30 on a Friday playing backgammon by myself. I’m sooo cool

[macaroni-rigatoni]

My biggest flex is that I’m strangely good as fuzzy duck (ducky fuzz)

[macaroni-rigatoni]

Y’all ever play the ‘how long will it take them to reach out first’ game? No? Me neither

[macaroni-rigatoni]

Ah yes. Tell me how Jesus, the god of love, hates me for being who he made me to be.

[macaroni-rigatoni]

When they don’t care ❤️

[macaroni-rigatoni]

I’m pretty sure money is just a hypothetical