Matthew: (finishes an online quiz on what dinosaur he is)
Matthew: Aw hell yeah Iâm a t-rex
Nell: Why would you want that
Matthew: (mockingly) My nameâs Nell and I donât know jack shit about dinosaurs
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Matthew: (finishes an online quiz on what dinosaur he is)
Matthew: Aw hell yeah Iâm a t-rex
Nell: Why would you want that
Matthew: (mockingly) My nameâs Nell and I donât know jack shit about dinosaurs
Wesley: You're a cuck Louie
Louie: Suck my fat nuts
Wesley: Why are your nuts fat?
Louie: Shut up
Alexandra: But I...and...jarglarrrrrr
Alexandra: I forgot what I was gonna say so I made dinosaur noises instead
(Part of the audience chants Ianâs name)
Ian: Thatâs what I pay them for
Izzie: A third grader. Danny has definitely killed at least a third grader in his life
Matthew: The third graders are an unstoppable force but Danny is an immovable object
Danny: (trying to think of the words) Jo...and ya...seph...go...? (to Kelley) Help
Kelley: What?
Zoe: There are two car genders: dick and tits
Elena: A lot of sour candy just doesnât cut it
Izzie: Whatâs that one thatâs like a pill and when you first put it in your mouth youâre like âOh this is fineâ but then you die?
Matthew:...Cyanide?
Wesley: I hate the word cock
[Later]
(Jamie is pinching Wesleyâs elbow)
Wesley: Why are you grabbing my wenis
Matthew: You mean your wock
(During Josephâs Dreams)
Danny: Feel free to react to Joseph. I mean, heâs insulting you.
[later]
Wesley: (singing) âŚand really rather small.
Brothers: Hey!
Matthew: Itâs average!
Alexandra: Donât swear in front of the children. Think of how youâd feel if some older kid walked up to you and went, âHey,beeeeeeeeeeepâ
Ian: (Innocently) Why are you a car?
Jacey: Hey someone play some good stretching music
Wesley: I got you bro (plays My Neck My Back)
Ian: (silently judges everything that has just happened)
(Ethan, Wesley, Matthew, and Michael during Josephâs Coat)
All: It was cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and no other colors
Sandy: Iâm kinda pissed Ethan didnât get Joseph
Wesley: âŚYou could at least wait until Iâve left the room before you say that
Peter: (about to sing) Feel free to join in if you know it
Peter: Itâs all in Italian
(Music starts playing)
Peter: THATâS IN SPAINISH
Louie: (looking at picture of culturally diverse Santas)
Louie: I get what theyâre trying to do, but why are two of them white?
Matthew: One if themâs Jewish