MA Theater Cast Quotes

Move Toward the Joj

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Matthew: (finishes an online quiz on what dinosaur he is)

Matthew: Aw hell yeah I’m a t-rex

Nell: Why would you want that

Matthew: (mockingly) My name’s Nell and I don’t know jack shit about dinosaurs

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Wesley: You're a cuck Louie

Louie: Suck my fat nuts

Wesley: Why are your nuts fat?

Louie: Shut up

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Alexandra: But I...and...jarglarrrrrr

Alexandra: I forgot what I was gonna say so I made dinosaur noises instead

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(Part of the audience chants Ian’s name)

Ian: That’s what I pay them for

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Izzie: A third grader. Danny has definitely killed at least a third grader in his life

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Matthew: The third graders are an unstoppable force but Danny is an immovable object

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Danny: (trying to think of the words) Jo...and ya...seph...go...? (to Kelley) Help

Kelley: What?

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Zoe: There are two car genders: dick and tits

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Elena: A lot of sour candy just doesn’t cut it

Izzie: What’s that one that’s like a pill and when you first put it in your mouth you’re like “Oh this is fine” but then you die?

Matthew:...Cyanide?

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Wesley: I hate the word cock

[Later]

(Jamie is pinching Wesley’s elbow)

Wesley: Why are you grabbing my wenis

Matthew: You mean your wock

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(During Joseph’s Dreams)

Danny: Feel free to react to Joseph. I mean, he’s insulting you.

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Wesley: (singing) …and really rather small.

Brothers: Hey!

Matthew: It’s average!

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Alexandra: Don’t swear in front of the children. Think of how you’d feel if some older kid walked up to you and went, “Hey,beeeeeeeeeeep”

Ian: (Innocently) Why are you a car?

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Jacey: Hey someone play some good stretching music

Wesley: I got you bro (plays My Neck My Back)

Ian: (silently judges everything that has just happened)

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(Ethan, Wesley, Matthew, and Michael during Joseph’s Coat)

All: It was cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and cream and no other colors

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Sandy: I’m kinda pissed Ethan didn’t get Joseph

Wesley: …You could at least wait until I’ve left the room before you say that

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Peter: (about to sing) Feel free to join in if you know it

Peter: It’s all in Italian

(Music starts playing)

Peter: THAT’S IN SPAINISH

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Louie: (looking at picture of culturally diverse Santas)

Louie: I get what they’re trying to do, but why are two of them white?

Matthew: One if them’s Jewish