You could go into comedy with lines like that.
Really? Thanks! But I doubt I’ll ever try to be a stand up comedian. Too much pressure.
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You could go into comedy with lines like that.
Really? Thanks! But I doubt I’ll ever try to be a stand up comedian. Too much pressure.
You can’t drive, and I am not someone that takes care of people.
I can call a Uber, and you don’t have to take care of me. I just..wanted company. That’s all.
Advice taken… Not that I think I would have found myself in that situation… but then again I have two nephews.
I never thought I would be either. But those boys were reckless and when they’re taunting you, it’s hard to back down.
That’s a teenager, and in some places still a child as well as a kid.
Eh..if you say so.
You could go into comedy with lines like that.
Oh..well, thank you.
I’m not sure what you expect me to do about that? Do you want me to hire you nurse? Or a prostitute or something?
No...
Can I come over?
Unless you plan on damaging your foot more, than I would suggest not being stupid and using them.
That’s exactly what he said. So yes, I’ve been using them. But still I don’t want to be alone..
Then you only have one option, embrace it!
Oh I have a brace no worries on that part.
Didn’t you get crutches?
Of course I did. I didn’t want them but the doctor insisted.
What my life will be consisting of for the next couple of weeks.
Not really…
Yes really. He was fifteen. That’s a kid. Not a child.
Head in the sand darling, stick your head in the sand and in a couple days it’ll be a thing of the past.
I don’t want to live in shame though.
Because you were an idiot.
True. But still. I need to be taken care of. I need help..I’m hurting.
I’d avoid social media for a little bit then, chances are it’s up on youtube.
No..no don’t say that.
You said it was a kid.
Yeah exactly, a kid..not a child. There’s a difference.
I may need to reevaluate that.
Hey don’t be mean..I’m injured.
You were “battling” a child…
He wasn’t a child. I’m not an animal.