Cerebral Chaos

The Extra-Most-Bestest Bitch Ass

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[triedandtrued]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

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[apyr-the-struggler]

NEW VERSION NEW VERSION

[strawberryslurper]

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

[theanticool]

It is Kana Watanabe fight week people

[pixiecatsupreme]

[empiresprince]

I hope she and the girl behind her who just had an awakening have an amazing life together

[funnytwittertweets]

[syd-the-avenger]

Welp I’m 30 now

[strawberryslurper]

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

[killowave]

[sakura-haruka]

Happy Christmas!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[teadalek]

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

[zobb]

christmas eve what about christmas adam

[qoti]

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

[forfuturereferenceonly]

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

[theguilteaparty]

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

[shojo]

Happy Christmas Adam everyone

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[tom-nippleston]

[skullduggering]

The only holiday post I will accept

[ruinedchildhood]

[devilsuga-deactivated20260107]

Happy 1st of December

[littlechicken0202]

AAHHHHH 

[ghostswithoutjournals]

Biggest mood

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[triedandtrued]

TODAY

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Next:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

[apyr-the-struggler]

NEW VERSION NEW VERSION

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts