A New Beginning

D --> Equius Zahhak, at your service (Independant Equius Roleplay blog. Please read rules.)

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D --> Well

D --> That escalated quite quickly

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D --> I quite like the Vanner, to be honest

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D »—> I do so enjoy a beast with fashionable footwear

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D --> Naturally, very lovely

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D --> I quite like the Vanner, to be honest

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> I had assumed so

D –> Feferi was never partic001arly involved

i mean im datin pike two purples if that fuckin says anyfin  an yeah they dont tend to b that kinda fucked up 

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D --> Well

D --> I suppose it doesn't

D --> Hurt

D --> Implying that you think Feferis tend to be in other ways

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> I was shopping

D –> Therefore, I was open to being ‘holla’d at’, I believe the phrase was

D –> Because I was in public

aight so peixes as a fuckin ppl tend to b bitchy but what seadweller rivalry im reel dam currious now 

[machinistsendeavor]

D –> Oh

D –> Land dwellers and seadweller were e%pected to have a rivalry

D –> Especially the upper castes of land dwellers

D –> Purple, b100, cerulean

D –> Occasionally teals w001d participate, but generally only the bloody minded or stupid ones

[brackishbarracuda]

oh pft that shit 

yeah nah ur fine that aint a fishue dwai 

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> I had assumed so

D --> Feferi was never partic001arly involved

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> I was shopping

D –> Therefore, I was open to being ‘holla’d at’, I believe the phrase was

D –> Because I was in public

aight so peixes as a fuckin ppl tend to b bitchy but what seadweller rivalry im reel dam currious now 

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> Oh

D --> Land dwellers and seadweller were e%pected to have a rivalry

D --> Especially the upper castes of land dwellers

D --> Purple, b100, cerulean

D --> Occasionally teals w001d participate, but generally only the bloody minded or stupid ones

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> She asked me to use my ‘huge bass muscles’ to help with some inane chore, since I apparently wasn’t as creepy with my facial e%pression as my dancestor

D –> And then said ‘whale what are you good foar’ and told me to leace

D –> So yes, quite the step up

D –> I am glad you have met me at a time where I have outgrown the seadweller rivalry so touted on Alternia

i mean that fuckin tracks yeah i wouldnt it put it past me 

but alshoal 

the fuckin what

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> I was shopping

D --> Therefore, I was open to being 'holla'd at', I believe the phrase was

D --> Because I was in public

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> I w001d hardly be one to complain about it

D –> Mostly, biological inconvenience

D –> I think I have briefly met your alternate here

D –> You are more polite

u kno im almost afraid to ask 

but yeah i get that a reel whole ass lot so 

thanks i think 

u aint so bad so far urshelf 

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> She asked me to use my 'huge bass muscles' to help with some inane chore, since I apparently wasn't as creepy with my facial e%pression as my dancestor

D --> And then said 'whale what are you good foar' and told me to leace

D --> So yes, quite the step up

D --> I am glad you have met me at a time where I have outgrown the seadweller rivalry so touted on Alternia

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> Not partic001arly, though it is not really a unique identifier I imagine

whale naut reely no but it fits in my mouth betta 

whats up w u then 

conchversations aint reely my forte these dam days 

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D --> I w001d hardly be one to complain about it

D --> Mostly, biological inconvenience

D --> I think I have briefly met your alternate here

D --> You are more polite

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D --> @brackishbarracuda

D --> Hello

D --> I am not entirely myself at the moment

D --> But welcome nonetheless

[brackishbarracuda]

?? u aight dude?

but yeah thanks

names meen

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D --> I am

D --> Fun%ional

D --> And Equius, thank you

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> I am

D –> Fun%ional

D –> And Equius, thank you

i mean i feel u on that one but it dont sound great 

the whole ass thing? equius and all not eq or somefin 

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D --> No one has consistently shortened my name to anything or supplied with me with any other

D --> And titles are rather superfluous, here

D --> So, yes, I suppose so

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> No one has consistently shortened my name to anything or supplied with me with any other

D –> And titles are rather superfluous, here

D –> So, yes, I suppose so

do u mind if i do then 

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> Not partic001arly, though it is not really a unique identifier I imagine

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D --> @brackishbarracuda

D --> Hello

D --> I am not entirely myself at the moment

D --> But welcome nonetheless

[brackishbarracuda]

?? u aight dude?

but yeah thanks

names meen

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> I am

D --> Fun%ional

D --> And Equius, thank you

[brackishbarracuda]

machinistsendeavor‌:

D –> I am

D –> Fun%ional

D –> And Equius, thank you

i mean i feel u on that one but it dont sound great 

the whole ass thing? equius and all not eq or somefin 

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> No one has consistently shortened my name to anything or supplied with me with any other

D --> And titles are rather superfluous, here

D --> So, yes, I suppose so

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> @brackishbarracuda

D --> Hello

D --> I am not entirely myself at the moment

D --> But welcome nonetheless

[brackishbarracuda]

?? u aight dude?

but yeah thanks

names meen

[machinistsendeavor]

D --> I am

D --> Fun%ional

D --> And Equius, thank you

[avioletbard]

rise and sunshine, losers.

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D --> @brackishbarracuda

D --> Hello

D --> I am not entirely myself at the moment

D --> But welcome nonetheless

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D --> I am e%periencing an

D --> Unfortunate

D --> Biological occurance

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D --> All considered

D --> Te%nically

D --> I am fun%ioning as any fun%ional adult troll sh001d

D --> And it w001dn't even be much of an inconvenience, if I was on Alternia

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D --> I am e%periencing an

D --> Unfortunate

D --> Biological occurance

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D --> @geminidoomed

D --> I am

D --> Fun%ional, but annoyed

D --> @bullflight

D --> 'Turning it on', as it were, is the entirety of the problem

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D --> I am e%periencing an

D --> Unfortunate

D --> Biological occurance