sneezing is my jam

Rambling snz thoughts in this fun snz community. I'm over 25 years old so plz don't worry.

[sneezarify]

Sometimes I hear people blow and honk their nose in public and I’m genuinely like… huh? You can do that?! In public?????!!!!!

[bloodyassboots]

When somebody is frozen mid build-up waiting for release as their breath hitches endlessly when after a few moments of hesitancy their partner reaches over and gently lifts their chin up so they're eye catches the light, finally giving them relese.

(Who knows, maybe the reaction is a bit to imidiate andtheir partner is just a bit to close to get out of the way in time)

(Maybe they can't get anything up to cover or maybe they just don't have the mind to, so they sneeze openly, fully misting their parner)

[kneesblur]

Ths only benefit of going out anywhere is to hear men sneezing

[lavanderbouquete]

The phrase "Sorry, that always makes me sneeze" >>>>>>

[sneezarify]

hello, just to let you know, some rapid fire multiple sneezers, also sneeze in multiple sets of rapid fire multiple sneezes 😵‍💫

[sneezarify]

Fuuuuuucckkkkkk, hayfever season gives you a front row seat to the most beautiful observations EVER.

it also almost always guarantees multiple sneezes.

So many times this week I have watched as an allergic tickle wedged itself further into someone’s poor sinuses after their first sneeze.

The permanence of the itch of hayfever drives me insane.

There’s nothing better than watching in real time how each individual reacts to their impending fit… sometimes it’s an unfocused clumsy grin, as they wait for the next. Sometimes, you watch an attempt to control the itch, which never works, sometimes their nostrils quiver as they continue to talk or focus on the task at hand (my favourite).

but that itchy, unavoidable, watery post sneeze sniffle… even they know that it will be the source of their next hayfever sneeze as they do it!

There is something so incredibly perfect about the way people go from sitting there fine before they start sneezing… to an itchy, stuffy drippy mess after. It’s like their sneezes physically wreck them, their wet red eyes blinking … and wheewwww is it sexy😅

[fetishccinealfredo]

"hhEH'gSSHeww!! hhEH'tShuhh!" he turns away and sneezes again, the camera wobbling for just a few moments.

his husband wanted to do some photoshooting, and these photos happened to take place in a flower field.

"darling, do you need a minute?" his husband asked with a light but present pique of interest.

he shook his head, rubbing his nose gently with the top of his hand.

"no, no, i'm.." he sniffled, pressing the top of his hand to his nose. "...i'm fine..!"

his husband smirked as he went into another fit, a gentle breeze flowing through his hair.

the view was beautiful, he enjoyed it so much. oh, and the flowers were also nice.

his husband softly bit his lip, watching him recover and get back to what they were doing.

"damn, you're so cute. maybe i need some pictures too~" <3

[sneezarify]

My face itches. My eyes itch. My nose itches. My throat itches.

[snezus-christ-risen]

A series of quick, breathy sneezes that barely scratch the surface of the itch, punctuated by a huge, drawn-out sneeze that sounds (and feels) so satisfying.

[snezus-christ-risen]

Someone laughing and/or looking on warmly as their partner (photic, absent-minded) checks their phone and sets themself off yet again with the too-bright brightness of the screen.

“Turn down the brightness, you always do that to yourself!”

[4108927]

obsessed with them asking “like this?” “am i doing good?” during their fit

[pepperandfeathers]

As much as I’m a sucker for frustration and/or humiliation, there’s something charming about someone’s reaction to their own prolonged sneezing fit being amusement

[congestant]

thinking about a very hayfeverish person having a massive uptick of sexual confidence upon learning about their partner's fetish. before, they were convinced that every sneeze was anywhere from a mundane inconvenience to a deeply unfortunate event; now, they're downright smug and sparkling, knowing just how wanted they are every time.

giving head was once a timed and delicate enterprise, now it's a free-for-all; the timidness in their movements is gone, and they're pulling their partner as close as one can get, taking care of them in return without worry. they're experimenting, talking dirty, and having fun with the ordeal of their sniffles and sneezes. it's new, but it's sticking the landing shockingly well, because it's coming from somewhere genuine.

even outside of intimacy, they've got this brand new self-assured glow.

the questions keep coming. "so, wait, between my sneeze and [x]'s sneeze, whose is better?" they ask clandestinely out of nowhere, smirking as they do, because they already know the answer.

their partner is mystified that it turned out like this. on one hand... lovingly, when are they going to un-fixate from this subject? they're so enamored, teasing about it constantly and doing their own terrifying research...

on the other hand, their partner remembers the first night they spent together. how they painfully stifled every fit, constantly pulled away, swore under their breath, and untangled themselves free at four AM to go blow their nose with the tap running.

they can be as smug as they want to be. if it keeps them bundled up and held through the night, there are no stupid questions.

[beegonethots]

Explaining tumblr to anyone

[snzzzzz420]

computer, how do i make my nose more sensitive and sneeze in rapid fits and also make my sneezes messier computer. Help computer please.

[bloodyassboots]

A has frequent sneezing fits and is just a generally sneezy person, when they first start their relationship B seems to overreact constantly, but soon they are the one having to tell others that it’s normal as A struggles to breathe in between each desperate sneeze.

The change from the early relationship where B’s constantly worried that they’re getting sick, blessing every sneeze and constantly checking for fever; to a few years in when they simply watch passively as A makes their way though the fit, offering simple blessing and handing them tissues from the pack they keep just for them.

[n0seferatu]

so its 7am and im already thinking about sitting in a booth in the corner of a darkened club stealth fingering a girl with honeymoon rhinitis who has to fight off a sneeze every time i brush the head of her clit