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Today in our training im gonna tell you that its not a good idea to download a virus from a random email address

The raddest minority report looking stock photos youve ever seen:

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Yeah can I get the cake slice combo with a side of cookies and a large chocolate milk? To go please

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If you made a keychain order that hasn’t shipped yet it’s shipping now. Got a little backed up.

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Could a stereotypical Italian and a stereotypical Italian American fall in love? And could they both be men perhaps

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words that end with f have to have 2 Fs because a single F doesn’t have the stopping power to end a word. Like cliff or stuff. The F only stands on one single leg, it doesn’t have the friction to the ground like the W in claw, and it’s also a soft consonant, unlike letters like T

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Hello judges today i will prepare for you the worlds pinkest chicken cooked on the worlds hottest Fucking electric stove

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Some of the shit we learned in school just never gets utilized in real life. Biology? Social studies?? Sex Ed??? Lunch????

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Died

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Hi i'm Machinot!!!!

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Yes!!!! All the art is made by @sunsquiggles !!!! Follow sunsquiggles now!!!!!

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If youre a man when’s the last time you were tickled

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Not to be woke but if you refer to yourself as “white boy” in this corny smol bean way you should be forced to watch like 30 slavery documentaries