MackenzieVAL

Im 14 years old i was born june 5th, im a artest and crazy and never leave my house because im homeschooled and have no friends yay

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Goodnight the crazy people of tumblr

and facebook...

Yes im apart it.

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Im just noticing how crazy i am.

its almost 6am and im going threw dan and phils tumblrs like a creepy 14 year old stalker. Im wired can you blame me at least im not writing or reading Phan Smut, i rather be known as the girl that stalks Dan&Phil’s Tumblrs then the girl that writes fake sex about Phan so im not THAT crazy right? someone? anyone?

[danielhowell]

got dressed just to take a photo in the snow but by the time i got outside it had all turned to mush - a metaphor for my life

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N(ice) to know you keep your black asethetic on point

[danielhowell]

ho ho no

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That Tree though. all i got to say boo and were did you get that santa hat i need

[danielhowell]

having a romantic bath with this special guy

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Most people are freaking out that Dan has no shirt on, but all im thinking is. What has that duck seen? like poor duck, or lucky duck. idk what its seen but its lucky that it lives with Danny Boi And Philly. ;} Im jellous of that duck. (too make it clear im jellous that that duck lives with dan and phil not of what the duck has seen im too young for that shit)

[whereistanis]

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Idk I just relate

[danielhowell]

trying to be more transparent

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All imma say is you look snazzy Dan.

Also go look in your email and look for Chloe/14/Florida ;} thats me (i couldnt helpmyself with that gif it was calling my name)

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Dan and Phil give me the Pheels. See what i did there ;}

Is it bad that i think of something sexual when i see this.?

Im guilty of being apart of the crazy phandom.

Im homeschooled and never leave my house im going to be bound to be weird if you dont like it then leave !

[amazingphil]

We had the first sunny day of spring in London! Our cherry blossom decided to bloom and now I miss Japan 🌸

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Im just over here being like how the fuck are you 31? your like a little baby! like i just wanna hug you! Your 31 but stuck in a 25 year old man’s body. Im sorry but its true. Sorry Phil.   ~Mackie

[amazingphil]

‪My new forehead is officially in my passport! If emo hair comes back in style next year I will be mad ‬

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Imma be mad to Phil, because now all the emos have been naglectided (spelling is tarible, as i spell tarible wrong you can tell im the worst spelling 14 year old girl ever) You were the last emo and now were all naglectied we thought you would stay forever, BUT NO! you left. and you cant return. Inless you consalt the emo board and they accept your apolojie, but intill then your not aloud back and im part of the emo board so if you want back in you have to consalt with me. Sorry Phil its just how it is.

[amazingphil]

I was enjoying my frappe so much my ear started glowing

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I want to say your the whitest person ive ever seen, but then i look at me and now im your compilation Phil. Watch out imma steal your light. (pun not inteaded) Lmao, 

[danielhowell]

Introducing Daniel Howell Shop

shop.danielhowell.com

After years of procrastination, inspiration and intimidation from you to make me do it - I have finally created some new Daniel Howell merch! And yes of course, it is all black.

Eclipse T-shirt

The classic. What was originally the icon I never changed for years, I now look at from a new perspective - a monochrome print of the sun being eclipsed? It’s just so metaphorically me. This comes as a collaboration with the original designers ‘New Love Club’!

Eclipse Sweatshirt

The classic, but cozier.

Don’t Talk To Me Longsleeve

Let the world know how you feel about human interaction before it happens. With an upside-down smile on the front which can be intended as sarcastically as you want. Style and a public service.

Don’t Talk To Me Cap

A cap to block the sun and social interaction.

Patches Backpack

If you asked Dan at school to express himself in the form of a bag, this would appear. A collab with the awesome Spiral featuring secret pockets, headphone holes and most importantly - a laptop sleeve.

Black Flower Crown

For when you want to be soft, but still soulless. A flower crown entirely of black roses ready to wear to an afternoon in the cemetery, or your rival’s funeral.

I hope you like the site and the style and my friends that helped to model for the humans that don’t look like 6"3 nerds. I’m starting off with just a few simple things for now, but I hope you agree, they are authentically me. See you later intimidators. - Dan

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So My Birthday is in June right. June 5th to be exact. So my dad went start looking for what you want for your birthday. So i go and show my dad the eclipes shirt (i spelled it wrong i suck at spelling)  and hes like since when did you like eclipes and i dont know how to explain that its from a youtuber that is 27 years old, MAN!, That i watch all the time. How do you say that without getting the most odd look from your parents please someone tell me? I just told him its a youtuber that i likes merch and that i want it. lmao.

[danielhowell]

i call this look sad-mailman-core

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All i can think of when i see this is his legs im jellous of this man’s legs and im a 14 year old girl and HIS LEGS LOOK BETTER THEN MINE! HES 27!!!!! (i know hes 27 in june dont drag me bitch) im fucking mad. And i cant help but notice how that hole outfit is black and then BOOM white shoes #StyleIcon

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Goodnight!!!!

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When a guy ask you out just go!

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Two of my favorite youtubers #DanAndPhil i Relate to Dan alot xD @danielhowell @amazingphil

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Things i should draw

Im drawing Dan And Phil right now and btw im 14