[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[skywalkerchick1138]

They were waiting for a chance to get away with this joke and they found it

[collegiate-confession]

[bloomflowersbloom]

[onlytwitterpics]

[haezthetic]

me trying to get my grades up

[onlytwitterpics]

[reforge]

being sleep deprived, i came across this image

and my hand slipped

i present to you

twenty one pilots

[macklelessvevo-blog]

me: *bullshits entire project for school*

teacher: wow! this is amazing, this is the best project i've received in such a long time!

me: *ferris bueller voice* they bought it

[livefeeds]

[aubbiebabie]

[refinery29]

[tepitome]

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

[lndras]

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

i wrote a song about a tortilla

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

actually its more of a wrap

[benigoat]

[ahhhh-dolfo]

i was expecting a dope catch but..

[theluanlegacy]

HE STARED DEATH IN THE FACE!!! HE FELT THE PAIN BEFORE IT EVEN MADE IMPACT.

[governmentsecret]

Government Secret #495

Raccoons are part of Illuminati. That’s why they’re always wearing masks; to hide their identity.