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@madame-omega
Living in (kind of) a city and then moving back to a small rural town is crazy bc the ladies in this hair salon are having a VERY serious conversation on how a "witch store" has opened up in town. Devil worship, obviously. Soon they'll be in school, idk, hexing or something.
It is a crystal store babes
Not to hype up the ao3 curse but I'm just saying that every time I've posted a new story for the last three years I've immediately started bleeding internally
My BPD should really thank my anxiety for not letting me start more shit
Working on my most recent a/b/o has revealed to me that Hell for Hannah, Hell for omegas, and Heaven for tech bros are actually all the same place
Brb, I ate a bag of gummies and got re-obsessed with my semi-abandoned omegaverse original work inspired by Goron City (specifically in Breath of the Wild) where omegas aren't legally allowed to own shoes
Me writing a fic: The babies come out of his ass bc I said so
Also me writing the same fic: I better read just one more article on how laundry was done in 19th century Paris, idk for sure if they used lye yet
Decided my omegaverse murder mystery should actually be a 1940's noir vibe instead of cowboys and I feel like my omega lead's hair kinda has the energy of a strawberry blond Anakin Skywalker idk what to do😭 Maybe this is just how he's meant to be
I know I've been consuming too much yandere content recently bc lately I keep having to remind myself not to be excited in horror games when the horrors catch me, like girl Karl Heisenburg is handcuffing you in a murder way, you're about to die, get it together
Sometimes I worry that the omegaverse is like, my one true passion in this world
Obsessed with cave omega being highlighted as a search term as though its an established category and not just a thing I said about fictional ass baby land
Starting a document to keep track of six important danmei categories:
-No Lube But It's Fine
-No Lube And It's NOT Fine
-Magically Self-Lubricating Asshole: Explained
-Magically Self-Lubricating Asshole: Not Explained
-There Is Lube and All is Well
-There Is Lube But All Is Still NOT Well
Courtesan Gintoki on a day off
Gonna challenge myself to draw Gintoki with long (loose) hair in a way that actually looks good because the default in my head is just
I hate many things about living in Tennessee but it is pretty dope to be from the same place as Dolly Parton
Like imagine not being read children's books about the Coat of Many Colors as part of your official school cirriculum, couldn't be me
The amount of paranoia I get about foods during a flare is so bad it makes me understand how the Salem Witch Trials happened
My immune system's waging all out war against my colon and I'm still like "it's probably bc I ate a different brand of oatmeal this week I better never buy anything from that company ever again forever"
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
