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@madarchitectwithapen
Tumblr blue through the years.
computer illiteracy pride flag
#the sound of my mental health
i’m fucking CRYING
it is dec 17….I just blocked 3 new pornbot blogs who followed me……
you’re doing a great job tumblr
dec 22….just blocked 2 more
this is an even faster rate than before
but like…. the blur effect is GREAT doing a GREAT JOB THERE staff TRULY solving the big issues….
dec 26…. 4 more…….
this is WAYYY faster than before…. I’d get maybe 3 a month…now it’s almost 1 a day
jan 7th…. 6 more
THIS IS CRAZY! I GO FROM 2-3 porn bots a month to more than a dozen in just a couple weeks!!!
you flagged something i reblogged that had a cat chase a mouse only for a chicken to pluck it out from the cat like a t-rex but you can’t spot the ULTRA OBVIOUS PORN BOTS
@staff @staff @staff
Love this thread.
Theoretically one could pleasure up to 6 peens at once. One in each hand, one with both feet, 2 in the ass, and one in the mouth
Gay Arithmetic with Professor Anonymous.
I just want to take the time to thank everyone who has come into my inbox not to tell me that the anon’s math is wrong, but to inform me repeatedly that anon is “a coward” for taking only ONE dick in their mouth at the time.
the anon’s math is right. if there are people saying it’s wrong, they just suck at math, which applies to most gays.. but not this gay! if anything, it’s just anon’s grammar.. they meant to say with “your feet” , not “both feet”. but that’s besides the point
anyway theoretically speaking, pleasuring 7 is possible if you got 2 in both mouths. but the thickness matters, youre just asking for a jaw injury if you try to fit 2 hung dicks in your mouth at a time but its totally possible to be taking turns. although a triple penetration in your ass if your hole is as big as a volcanic crater is also possible so you can do 8.. so that’s 3 dicks in the ass, 2 in the mouth, 1 with your feet and 1 on each hand
people say you can dock if the bottom is uncut so technically maybe even 9 but that’d be too crowded and almost impossible.. like if you were getting double penetrated or even triple penetrated, there wouldnt be room to dock. so yeah, 7 with dp or 8 with tp is the maximum for active penetration and/or stimulation which is cross-representational for both cut and uncut bottoms
anyway, thank u for coming to my TEDtalk, next!
actually my TEDtalk isn’t finished, we have a special guest
Look, just forcibly remove all of the bottom’s teeth and everything is fine. You could easily get 2-3 dicks in there.
So long as they’re being reformatted, take out their eyes and stick some dicks is the dried out sockets. Easy-peasy.
They’d look like Imhotep before he got back his jarred organs.
Multiple Mummussies.
If they’re anything like the state Imhotep was found in, they’d be moist mummussies.
Mumomummussies (Multiple Moist Mummy Pussies)
This may be a strong contender for The Worst thing I’ve seen with my two (2) non-mummified eyes
maybe we don’t deserve equal rights honestly
Tumblr’s “adult content” ban is the social media equivalent of Kylo Ren firing 500 giant laser cannons at a ghost of Luke Skywalker
Bonus:
“If they miss you, they’ll call. If they want you, they’ll say it. If they care, they’ll show it. If not, they aren’t worth your time.”
— (via kaliforhnia)
Or they'll just use you for their own benefit
it is dec 17….I just blocked 3 new pornbot blogs who followed me……
you’re doing a great job tumblr
dec 22….just blocked 2 more
this is an even faster rate than before
but like…. the blur effect is GREAT doing a GREAT JOB THERE staff TRULY solving the big issues….
dec 26…. 4 more…….
this is WAYYY faster than before…. I’d get maybe 3 a month…now it’s almost 1 a day
if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january
Merry X-Mas!
It’s nice to see the algorithm is working well. Thanks for the follow from the blog that’s definitely not a porn bot
@staff
@staff
It's nice to see the algorithm is working well. Thanks for the follow from the blog that's definitely not a porn bot
@staff
Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.
y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn
Blowjob scene but the slurping sounds are replaced with someone crunching a fresh juicy apple
THE CRONCH
*Slurp*
*CRONCH*
look
as someone who has had this actually happen to them
this is horrifying
OP’s the maid cafe dude btw