You're from the 70's but I'm a 90's bitch.

Don Carlos Armando Fabian Cruz Moreno always gets what Don Carlos Armando Fabian Cruz Moreno wants. "...the rest is all drips."

[sidnugget]

¿

[h0odrich]

i speak spanish let me translate: ?

[omghacks]

Señor Grinch Vine by: Rudy Mancuso

[bri--nels]

Only sometimes

[madbadcharlie]

You should bring your British beau along. I'll show him how to properly treat a lady.

[bri--nels]

Mrrow

[madbadcharlie]

Good girl.

[bronah-schmidt-blog]

Okay maybe your dad is hispanic or something but do we all know you’re not.

[madbadcharlie]

FOOLS.

[bronah-schmidt-blog]

Charlie… You’re white.

[madbadcharlie]

How DARE you insult the name and honor of the MORENO familia!?!?!?!??!¿?¿!¿?!¿!!!!

[madbadcharlie]

Oh, and Arthur:

I so could have made a comment about you taking the piss out of all the dicks in Oakvale but I spared you, how kind am I? Consider yourself spared this evening.

[onfire-within]

"Taking the piss"???

Totally just urbandictionary’d that classy British term. Might even swipe it sometime. 

Cool, though, chica! You guys are all super rad regardless. Oh yeah! I’ve totally seen that whole Keep Calm and Carry On stuff on the internet. It’s a mad good motto!!

Y’know, me too. There’s a lot of good here. Even magic sometimes.

[madbadcharlie]

"Chica"?

Arthur, stop pretending you're me. Thirsty bitch. Your white ass can't pull that shit off.

[bri--nels]

Hmm, I bet. 

[madbadcharlie]

I'm on my knees. And as we all know, Charlie Moreno only gets on his knees for one foxy mamacita.

So... What do you say, kitten? Come purr with me.

[bri--nels]

No, just thinking, and I’m sure you do. It has been a while though, hasn’t it….

[madbadcharlie]

Yes... Far too long, my pet... Imagine all the scenarios my wicked mind has dreamt up in your absence... Not that I'm pathetic or anything. 

O...woe is Charlie... My quest for Savannah has been long and fruitless. Who will tend to my godly physique with their sweet lady love?????

[madbadcharlie]

Blast "I Love It" in my car on the way to her house in the still of the night to ensure that I have a nonchalant, "don't care" attitude no matter the outcome

Arrive at the Nelson home

Make sure hair is slicked back and chest hair is exposed sexually

Do consecutive, beautifully executed leaps over to her window

Clear throat

Puff out chest

Sing:

I feel you, Brianna I feel you I was half convinced I'd waken Satisfied enough to dream you Happily I was mistaken Brianna I'll steal you, Brianna I'll steal you Do YOU think that walls can hide you? Even now I'm at your window I am in the dark beside you.... BURIED SWEETLY IN YOUR PUBIC HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Break through the window if I must

Obtain the bitch

Drive off into the sun with her

Orgasm many many times

[bri--nels]

Trying to decide if I’ll ever have a class where an essay comparing the parallels between The Craft and Mean Girls would ever make sense or if I should just write it for fun….

[madbadcharlie]

If you're looking for ways to fill your time, I'd be more than happy to assist you in finding some. I have a long, long list of things you and I should do...

Right after...I find... SAVANNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madbadcharlie]

So.

[bronah-schmidt-blog]

Did you have  to do it to Pour Some Sugar On Me?

[madbadcharlie]

Well, duh. It was in the name of love, Schmidt. Natural, heterosexual love.

[madbadcharlie]

whatsyourrushhenrik liked this

The fuck do you want, Marius?

[madbadcharlie]

So.

Who's still turned on by my strip tease gratuitous full frontal nudity and dance number on Saturday night?

I know I am.

And Savannah, I can FEEL your moist lady loins quivering from here... If only I could find you... Let your hungry lady hole cry out its beautiful mating call and lead me to you... So that I may satisfy that starvation... With my Charlie love... My very own compass is...pointing north... I am ready for you.

SAVANNAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bob-morley]

[madbadcharlie]

Chuck Bass + this ridiculous fucking outfit 

[madbadcharlie]

Walk into the club like WHAT UP I got a BIG cock