Mad BLU Midget

Ayyy, lads and lassies! Welcome to me good ol' blog!

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SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

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Munday!

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HELP ME, LASSIE! THAT DAMNED BIRD BE AFTER TH' DIRECTIONS TO ME STASH O' SCRUMPEH!

((Taken by a friend at Oz Comic-Con Perth 2014, day 2))

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((Sorry for the lack of uploads, mates! Con season+forgetting the login for this blog+having to reset the password on a gmail account=goddamn clusterfuck.))

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---Huh? I don't remember ordering anything.---

"SUSPICIOUS PACKAGING, EH? LET'S BLOW IT UP!"

---What?! Midget, no! We're going to open this the normal way!---

"SO, WITH A KABOOM?"

---No! No kaboom!---

"YER SUCH A SPOILSPORT, LASS!"

---Oh, yeah, I forgot about that! The kickstarter level I picked gets me future expansions of the game!---

"BOSS MONSTER BE A BLOODY FUN CARD GAME! GO BUY IT NOW!"

---The expansions looks like Game Boy boxes! Hehe!---

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"Which one o' ye wee lassies be up fer some joustin'?"

((My previous post has 120 notes and counting! That's the most notes I've ever got on anything, and it makes me feel awesome, so here's a bonus pic as thanks!))

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I cannae remember much from last night...

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DO YE FANCY YERSELF SOME TURNIPS? -hic-

*looks at him suspiciously* How much do they cost?

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THEY COST LEMONS. 209 OF ‘EM.

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Alright alright, I’ll talk to Cave about it.

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AYE, YOU GO DO THAT. DO HE BE A GOOD, RELIABLE SOURCE OF LEMONS?

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He’s pretty obsessed with lemons, quite aggressive though. I’ll just send some robots to persuade him.

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ROBOTS?! WHERE?! *picks up sticky launcher, mumbles incomprehensibly*

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Happy Australia Day!

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DO YE FANCY YERSELF SOME TURNIPS? -hic-

*looks at him suspiciously* How much do they cost?

[madblumidget]

THEY COST LEMONS. 209 OF ‘EM.

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Alright alright, I’ll talk to Cave about it.

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AYE, YOU GO DO THAT. DO HE BE A GOOD, RELIABLE SOURCE OF LEMONS?

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((Asks what followers want to see, loses a follower.

Okay then.

But seriously, what would everyone like to see?))

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((Hm, I haven't posted for a while... Do you awesome followers have anything you'd particularly like to see from Midget? And when did I get 40 of you?))

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((Here's a bonus shot of Midget sitting on my hat! Took this at the same time as the photos from my last post.))

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New Year's with Midget and Mod!

"Hey, Mod, are we goin' out for New Year's?"

--Yes. Now back in the bag.--

"All this food, and I cannae get to it. Are ye sure ye cannae sneak me a bite?"

--Oh, stop complaining, you big baby!--

"LOOK! I'M A BALLERINA!"

--*sigh*--

"Tha' be a looooooot o' buns!"

--You didn't notice the barbecue outside?--

"I know what kind of buns I'D like... Heheheh..."

"These are nae alcoholic!"

--Let's see what we can find you, then...--

"Ah, this be more like it!"

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DO YE FANCY YERSELF SOME TURNIPS? -hic-

*looks at him suspiciously* How much do they cost?

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THEY COST LEMONS. 209 OF 'EM.

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((I liked this so much, I set it as a wallpaper!))

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madblumidget the drunk Demoman sells turnips! I didn’t have any turnip models, so I made him sell lemons hehe x3

on deviantART

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((Oh my god. This is adorable. Thank you so much! <3))

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princessbloodymary replied to your post:((Desperately need to sell turnips in AC New Leaf. Anyone got a good price and doesn’t mind opening their gate?))

DRUNK DEMOMAN SELLS TURNIPS!!

((OMFG YES))

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I’m going to look for some turnip model now. And even if I can’t find any, I’ll go on SFM and make a poster of you selling some vegetables. >xD

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((:D))